Cycle against Capitalism

Anonymous

barrybonds is a left wing troll.

if it wasn't for capitalism I would not have my carbon and titanium dream bike that I spent thousands of pounds on.

I think we need an anti dickhead comment rally in front of Barrys house/squat/protest camp. we can get packed lunches from Waitrose, coffees from Costa or Starbucks and talk about how much we spend on cycling gear. That would be lovely.

Gypsum_Fantastic

I'm reporting this thread to Wiggle

shouldbeinbed

Scrumple wrote:

BarryBonds wrote:

Im new here, but non the less Im calling for your support by riding with me against the capitalist system.

This country is being crushed by right wing inherited wealth and over privelidge and their colleagues big business.

The access to education for the man in the street is being curtailed and with it his opportunity to move freely in the ecconomy. In effect we are being neutered and enslaved in a return to the 1920s. So on Monday May 2nd i am organising a ride in London designed to grind the capitalist sytem to a halt.

Naturally the preferred dress code is black and red but your presence is more important.
Fire extinguishers optional.

Stupid
Sad
Troll

3 words pah, I'll name that troll in 2

Bell
End

BarryBonds

OOOOOO rude words and name calling, does the thought of your sad little dependant lives changing depress some of you?

BTW Orbea is the right answer to the bike conundrum. And yes Rapha will probably be happy to do a commemerative jersey to take more of your more money than sense capitalist drone pounds.

The revolution is coming! NO MORE HELMETS

deptfordmarmoset

The revolution is coming! NO MORE HELMETS

No more helmets? Isn't compulsory castration a bit extreme just for us not coming out for a ride with you?

fuelex

Is that the same orbea that do 4k bikes dripping in SRAM, Zipp and Schwalbe, just doesn't work does it Barry?

BarryBonds

fuelex wrote:

Is that the same orbea that do 4k bikes dripping in SRAM, Zipp and Schwalbe, just doesn't work does it Barry?

Dont worry its going to be alright, good quality is not the sole preserve of the capitalist society, however youre probably right about the SRAM and Zipp, marketing bs will be less prevelant or effective.

but it wont work if you define yourself by the cost of your kit. let your legs do the talking and start in May

BarryBonds

deptfordmarmoset wrote:

The revolution is coming! NO MORE HELMETS

No more helmets? Isn't compulsory castration a bit extreme just for us not coming out for a ride with you?

hmm may have to u turn on that particular election promise

Mad Roadie

I have concluded this was a joke, but now I am thinking it is'nt - just the OP!

BarryBonds

Mad Roadie wrote:

I have concluded this was a joke, but now I am thinking it is'nt - just the OP!

dont think too deeply sad roadie, it doesnt suit you

zanes

Gypsum_Fantastic wrote:

I'm reporting this thread to Wiggle

+1

fuelex

And you had me believing that orbeas were hand whittled in my local forest by yogurt weavers.
Now where's my Assos shirt with Che on the front?

arthur_scrimshaw

what do we want!!??

more trolling threads!!

when do we want them?

now!, now!, now!

Certainly beats 'what road bike for a £1000'

deptfordmarmoset

Actually I've got nothing concrete planned for that particular day and I'm usually in London, so maybe I should ask how you're planning to overthrow those capitalist one-way systems on a bike.

Buppy (banned)

I have been reading spen66's posts for 4 or 5 years now and can confirm he is an angry, nasty, possibly autistic, close minded moron.

And he hates being told he's wrong, though he usually is. Watch him - he won;t let anything drop until he has pounded the opposition into the ground. I know that to my cost.

fuelex

Helmet or not/what lights/shaving legs

Anonymous

Buppy wrote:

I have been reading spen66's posts for 4 or 5 years now and can confirm he is an angry, nasty, possibly autistic, close minded moron.

And he hates being told he's wrong, though he usually is. Watch him - he won;t let anything drop until he has pounded the opposition into the ground. I know that to my cost.

Please explain why you put "autistic" in with a load of insults ?

arthur_scrimshaw

Buppy wrote:

I have been reading spen66's posts for 4 or 5 years now and can confirm he is an angry, nasty, possibly autistic, close minded moron.

And he hates being told he's wrong, though he usually is. Watch him - he won;t let anything drop until he has pounded the opposition into the ground. I know that to my cost.

You've been lurking for 5 years?

Tell us more!

Stewie Griffin

We have been infiltrated by god damn pinkos. Operation fire in the hole is in effect.

Anonymous

Double postage.

Anonymous

Actually, Barry has a point, I've been thinking about it all night. I tend to agree with him.

Monkeypump

Of all the misguided fools, BarryBonds is King!

The funniest thread in a long, long time...

Scrumple

Anti capitalists aren't funny.

They are just simple minded folk.

This thread should just be left to rot - publicity = fuel.

Like the Dragons, "I'm out".

tailwindhome

dmclite wrote:

Buppy wrote:

I have been reading spen66's posts for 4 or 5 years now and can confirm he is an angry, nasty, possibly autistic, close minded moron.

And he hates being told he's wrong, though he usually is. Watch him - he won;t let anything drop until he has pounded the opposition into the ground. I know that to my cost.

Please explain why you put "autistic" in with a load of insults ?

Because Buppy's an angry, nasty, close minded moron?

I wonder who he used to be?

bompington

Judging by the style I'm guessing Barry is actually Westerburg/Black whatever? A while since any of his sock puppets popped up.
Or maybe Buppy is. Or both.

ratsbeyfus

bompington wrote:

Judging by the style I'm guessing Barry is actually Westerburg/Black whatever? A while since any of his sock puppets popped up.
Or maybe Buppy is. Or both.

Westerberg is actually a decent and regular poster - he was trolled by someone who went by 'Westerberk / Pesterberg' / 'Pesterberk' (aka the 'hilarious' Mark Walker, Black Panther, etc, etc.).

Anonymous

bompington wrote:

Judging by the style I'm guessing Barry is actually Westerburg/Black whatever? A while since any of his sock puppets popped up.
Or maybe Buppy is. Or both.

Or surfmatt ? (my personal fave mentalist, after bhima)

Zombie_donkey

i'll come to this anti capitals protest.

i think that even countdown should start using lowercase right now. it's like rachel riley is shouting through the tv at me all the time and it makes me angry.

i will bring haribo for everyone that attends.

spen666

Buppy wrote:

I have been reading spen66's posts for 4 or 5 years now and can confirm he is an angry, nasty, possibly autistic, close minded moron.

And he hates being told he's wrong, though he usually is. Watch him - he won;t let anything drop until he has pounded the opposition into the ground. I know that to my cost.

so I should just let wrong positions / views stand unchallenged. Ignorance rules eh?

BTW at least I can have a debate without having to resort to personal abuse

Crapaud

bompington wrote:

Judging by the style I'm guessing Barry is actually Westerburg/Black whatever? A while since any of his sock puppets popped up.
Or maybe Buppy is. Or both.

My guess would be Number 9 (or number 2 as I tended to think of him / her / it).

Anyhoo ..

Keep politics out of cycling!

It's a bike, not a Trotskyist bandwagon!