Favourite SImpson's moment

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  • ToeKnee
    ToeKnee Posts: 376
    Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
    Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
    Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!
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  • fatbabyjake
    fatbabyjake Posts: 24
    From the Mr Plow episode

    Homer crashes his car into Marge's in a snowstorm after a night at Moe's and the next day the insurance guy is questioning him.

    Adjuster: "Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?"

    Homer's Brain: "Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?"

    Homer: "It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

    Homer's Brain: "Heh heh. I would have never thought of that."
    You shall not pass! (Unless I'm knackered then I don't really care tbh)

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  • heavymental
    heavymental Posts: 2,079
    Wtf!? The Simpsons? Not bored of it yet!? It's all about Family Guy now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52y6o8-gl4c
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    Heavymental wrote:
    Wtf!? The Simpsons? Not bored of it yet!? It's all about Family Guy now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52y6o8-gl4c

    Doesn't look like it...
  • SLN57
    SLN57 Posts: 69
    From the chili cook-off episode.

    Karl: "They say he carved it himself . . . from a bigger spoon."
  • DrKJM
    DrKJM Posts: 271
    Love the thermodynamics and lecturer ones as I used to turn up to my thermodynamics classes wearing a biker jacket (long time ago) until one of the students offered to buy me some tweed patches.

    To add to the thread, Homer has been kidnapped in Brazil and wants to be let off the boat to pee.

    Brazilian Kidnapper: [Annoyed] Again?
    Homer: I'm sorry, I have a bladder the size of a Brazil nut.
    Brazilian Kidnapper: We just call them nuts here.

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