Favourite SImpson's moment

SickAsAParrot

Like the OP, all my favourites come from the one episode ;The Last Temptation of Homer'

Moe: 'What's this freind called?'
Homer: 'Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo'
Moe 'Thats the worst name I ever heard'
* Guy at other end of bar bursts into tears and runs out
Barney:' Joey Jo Jo!!.....'

and
'I'm tired of these jokes about my large hand!'

BoardinBob

When they buy Lisa a pony and Homer has to work nights at the Kwik-e-mart to pay for the upkeep.

He gets home from nightshift, lies down in bed and as soon as his head touches the pillow the alarm goes off for him to get up for work at the power plant.

fleshtuxedo

greasedscotsman wrote:

FleshTuxedo wrote:

....or the bit when Bart breaks Miss Krabappel's hearts with fake lonely hearts letters, and says "I can't help feeling partly responsible"

Homer Simpson: Welcome to Dumpsville, population, you!

AndyF16

BoardinBob wrote:

When they buy Lisa a pony and Homer has to work nights at the Kwik-e-mart to pay for the upkeep.

He gets home from nightshift, lies down in bed and as soon as his head touches the pillow the alarm goes off for him to get up for work at the power plant.

And the car turns into a bed (in Homer's head) on the way home, and he wakes up dragging a picket fence behind him

Mine is the ep. where Lisa thinks she's dumbing down, and Homer gathers various Simpson family males to unsuccessfully disprove the idea. At the end the males are in a circle with pans on their heads having a headbutting comp

stigofthedump

Marge and Homer are in bed discussing Lisa's latest project - a perpetual motion machine.

Homer ' Lisa get in here........In this house we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics'

DCowling

When Marge asks if anybody can do CPR and homer starts singing bad moon rising by CCR

Maurice Thepity

The songs.

The Stone Cutters song;
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

The one about the Canyonero;
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

The Garbage Man;
They'll mop up when you're overflowing.
And tell you when your arse is showing.

Nuggs

"Save me Jebus"

"But I don't even believe in Jebus"

sheepworryingbhoy

"My wife's a pregnant virgin? awhh that's every man's worst nightmare...."

singlespeedexplosif

Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!


When I was seventeen,
I drank some very good beer,
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID,
My name was Brian McGee,
I stayed up listening to Queen,
When I was seventeen.


Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle it shall rest,
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs,
See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

tailwindhome

What a great thread

Forgot how good the Simpsons once was

DCowling

Watched this so many times I have lost count but still laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLP1T1iq ... re=related

Rich9

markyboy2005 wrote:

The chilli cook off - entire episode is great with a talking dog and when he wakes up on a Golf Course after being on a trip.

Best bit, where he is trying to cool his mouth down, steals a kids ice cream cone but its melting faster than he can get it to his mouth.....genius!

I've read through all the previous posts to see if anyone had mentioned this one. The Guatemalan Insanity Pepper. Is it the same one where he goes into a digital world?

Airwave

The episode when Homer thinks Bart is gay&takes him to an allamerican steel mill to straighten him out only to find the whole steel industry gone gay......."Hot stuff coming through"

AndyF16

Not a favourite moment, just a cycling related comment: Just caught a new (to me) episode where Lisa swaps her trademark necklace for an Olympic Games pin badge - then when Bart points put they're missing she says "I know, without them I'm just a big Maggie" geddit? As in Backstedt

johnny2legs

The episode where Homer teaches marriage classes at the local college and opens with:

"What is a wedding?"

"The dictionary defines it as the process of removing weeds from ones garden"

Makes me laugh just thinking about it

edhornby

Lionel Hutz

'This has to be the least successful lawsuit since that time I tried to sue 'the neverending story' for false advertising'

plowmar

worst one was when he said "put me back on my bike"

greasedscotsman

I would think his best would have been his 1973 season where he became the first player in NFL history to rush for over 2,000 yards!

Probably his worst was In 2007 where he was arrested in Las Vegas and charged with numerous felonies, including armed robbery and kidnapping. He was found guilty and sentenced to 33 years imprisonment, with a minimum of 9 years without parole!

stevec205gti

Homer - This is not happy days and he is not the Fonz!
Otto enters - Heyyyyy, Mr S

Marge - I don't want to 'snuggle' with a Max Power
Homer - Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the g's!!!

Dancing Bear

favourite Simpsons moment - has to be the instant the screen goes black when I have found out it is on TV and rushed for the 'off' button

ridley2010

Simpsons is the worst!

nevman

Where Bart calls Moes Tavern, esp.
` Seymour Butt-I wanna see more butt``
Still cracks me up today.

markyboy2005

nevman wrote:

Where Bart calls Moes Tavern, esp.
` Seymour Butt-I wanna see more butt``
Still cracks me up today.

Or.

Amanda Huggankiss

I need Amanda Huggankiss.........

markyboy2005

favourite Simpsons moment - has to be the instant the screen goes black when I have found out it is on TV and rushed for the 'off' button

Simpsons is the worst

And yet you both Come onto a favourite Simspons moment thread.....sheesh!

:shock:

MaxwellBygraves

'Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.'

'Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?''

Especially love the second one where Homer goes on to ask Bart why he took him to all the Police Academy movies and ends up just giggling at his impression of the guy who made sound effects.

'We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?'

LangerDan

All the medications

"Focusin" -to improve concentration

"Jamitin" and "Bonestra" to cure erectile disfuction in the elderly

"Viagrogaine*" to simultaneously treat hairloss and impotence
(*Viagrogaine may cause loss or scalp and penis)

jermas

Homer's house is suffering from subsidence. Builder places a spirit level to measure lean. House is leaning so much the spirit level slides off and falls to the ground.
Homer: "Did you see the bubble?"

greasedscotsman

Homer: "Why haven't you thrown that bum out?"
Marge: "Christian charity"
Homer: "Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with it?"

MaxwellBygraves

Homer: Don't be surprised if a snuggle monster shows up.
Marge: I hope he's accompanied by the how was your day monster, and the foot rub monster, and the let me just--
Homer: Don't worry he's not showing up