BR vs STW

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  • louse
    louse Posts: 80
    this topic needs more Wensleydale.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Louse wrote:
    this topic needs more Wensleydale.

    Already done in wallace and gromit.. and thats old..
  • markwatton
    markwatton Posts: 23
    Waves at his orange 5 riding hippy stw self, albeit under a different name :D
  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    Ah, now different pseudonyms shouldn't be allowed, then how are we supposed to know who's who!?
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    njee20 wrote:
    Ah, now different pseudonyms shouldn't be allowed, then how are we supposed to know who's who!?

    Some of us have to have more than one username, so than when your multiple personallities argue with each other, you don't look like a complete moron... :D
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  • MilitantGraham
    MilitantGraham Posts: 220
    now different pseudonyms shouldn't be allowed

    I've got different names, but I'm easily recognised as the one with the beard, map board and Vegan Cyclists jersey. :P
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    El Capitano wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    So El Cap would have the Bacon and coffee eating contest sown up

    *starts training*

    Can I be your pacemaker/sparring partner?

    mmmmmm bacons
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    i like how upset some of the ex forumites are getting over there,
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Lol yes! And how it has got onto cars!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    supersonic wrote:
    Lol yes! And how it has got onto cars!

    some things never change.

    i like the old "waaah, waaah i gave some advice and the person i advised asked for confirmation from elsewhere waaah waaah"

    so what, stop crying you fucking child.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Yes, the poor thing: next time he hath spoken, I shall lock the thread ;-)
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    njee20 wrote:
    there are some very very quick riders on STW, it appears less so here!
    Your inability to believe how fast some riders are does not make it fact.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    since when has anyone's ability to ride a bike had anything to do with it?
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    njee20 wrote:
    Whilst trying to remain impartial I suspect you'd be wrong, there are some very very quick riders on STW, it appears less so here!

    Is that because you've told them they are quick? Or told them the exact weight in g's of their bike?
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Andy wrote:
    njee20 wrote:
    Whilst trying to remain impartial I suspect you'd be wrong, there are some very very quick riders on STW, it appears less so here!

    Is that because you've told them they are quick? Or told them the exact weight in g's of their bike?

    Don't start!

    Don't you know who you're talking to? He's turned over approx £53k since June 2000 and rides for his local bike shop so show some fcuking respect!

    I honestly think Matt shot his load when he read £53k.

    Just think, you could have bought a Diesel German Estate car for that sort of money.

    Lets face it, there are cockends on both sites. And everyone picks the site that suits them best.

    It tends to be more social, hobby riding here, people less interested in posting record times and more interested in just having a laugh, and bacons.
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    joshtp wrote:
    So El Cap would have the Bacon and coffee eating contest sown up

    He wishes...
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    Cat With No Tail wrote:

    Just think, you could have bought the fastest car in the world its a Diesel German Estate car for that sort of money.

    Fixed
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I just had some bacons in a sandwich. mmm.
    I'm thinking of a way to genetically modify a pig to have a yeast infection, so you could let it run thorugh a wheat field, then leave it somewhere hot, and it would turn into a giant bacon sarnie.
  • Mental Mickey
    Mental Mickey Posts: 406
    edited October 2010
    I eat 2 bags of pork scratchings, 5 days a week and usually take a bag on a ride as I like the way the salt helps me retain fluids, I often eat a bag in spite of having bacon and eggs on toast for brekkie beforehand too and I drink 6 days a week minimum (old speckled hen, old peculiar, real farmhouse ciders no less than 6 or 7% and spirits too) so count me in on the bacon eating comp, I'll make it more interesting by suggesting we all carry a litre of vodka mixed with a litre of redbull in our bladders, which must be drunk completely before crossing the finish line, and a bacon butty with 10 rashers of very salty bacon and 2 bags of scratchings must also be consumed too.

    Bring it on you sissy sluts. :wink:
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I just had some bacons in a sandwich. mmm.
    I'm thinking of a way to genetically modify a pig to have a yeast infection, so you could let it run thorugh a wheat field, then leave it somewhere hot, and it would turn into a giant bacon sarnie.

    Oddly enough, I had bacon egg and beans for my tea tonight. nom nom nom.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I just had some bacons in a sandwich. mmm.
    I'm thinking of a way to genetically modify a pig to have a yeast infection, so you could let it run thorugh a wheat field, then leave it somewhere hot, and it would turn into a giant bacon sarnie.

    Oddly enough, I had bacon egg and beans for my tea tonight. nom nom nom.
    There MUST be a way that you could engineer an animal to be bacon, beans, and chicken all at the same time.
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    Will you carnivores shut it with the bacon. I am a mostly veggie who falls down and scoffs a meat pie or bacon butty occasionaly you lot are giving me the munchies.

    Tofu its the way forward I keep telling myself.

    Wonder if Tesco meat counter is still open some crispy english back bacon on a crusty roll would go down well with the beer
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    But eating animals is what separates us from the animals.
    YOU'RE the weirdo who decided to go against nature, don't make us give up eating pig.
  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    But eating animals is what separates us from the animals.
    YOU'RE the weirdo who decided to go against nature, don't make us give up eating pig.

    I didnt decide the doctor told me to give up. Mind you he told me to give up beer as well :lol:
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  • butcher of bakersfield
    butcher of bakersfield Posts: 1,233
    That's quality. It's made my day to see surf-matt still getting his knickers in a twist about cars, without them even being mentioned once.
  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    Plenty of animals eat other animals too...
  • the article don
    the article don Posts: 578
    The thing that strikes me most about that STW thead is just how spectacularly embittered Surf Matt is about being banned from here. He's trying to laugh it off but you just know it's eating him up inside.....
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    njee20 wrote:
    Plenty of animals eat other animals too...

    erm i'll eat you in a minute, so hard itll make your head spin
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    nicklouse wrote:
    since when has anyone's ability to ride a bike had anything to do with it?

    i'll ability your to do with anything in a minute
  • ST-Mark
    ST-Mark Posts: 2
    i see the trouble as this

    Forumites (both here and STW) become popular in their own little world and they begin to like having "virtual" friends so much so that they must defend their online persona at all costs. this means when their online "manhood" is challenged by someone who probably knows something they don',t they resort to banning rather than losing face in front of their adoring fans

    obviously this friendship is a substitute from their real life where they have no friends and their bike is a £50 P.O.S. from Tescos that they assembled themselves with the forks on the wrong way round

    imho of course

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