What do you people do for a living?
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Thewaylander wrote:Mostly it seems that I hate everyone for a living
Oh dear, you don't have to support the BNP and work for the Daily Mail y'know!bails87 wrote:I keep you alive.
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MacAndCheese wrote:I draw things on a computer for a living
Don't you get told off for damaging IT kit? I received a formal warning for sticking a 'ynni niwcliar bim dioloch' badge on my tower case.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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It appears I get paid to browse and post on here, because my work systems are usually broken.
When my computer does work, In a civvy capacity, I help soldiers.0 -
I work for a large governmental organisation within which I fix problems.
I am prevented by the Official Secrets Act from disclosing any details of the people I work for.0 -
MTB legend hahahahahaha *ahem* Design Engineer & IT Manager.0
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I talk to businesses about how they think they work...then investigate and talk to the staff to find out how it really works....then type gibberish into computers so that sense comes out the other end, hopefully having something to do with how the business wants to work in the future.Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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supersonic wrote:When I worked there a few years back, they asked me about pretty much everything... except bikes.0
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cee wrote:I talk to businesses about how they think they work...then investigate and talk to the staff to find out how it really works....then type gibberish into computers so that sense comes out the other end, hopefully having something to do with how the business wants to work in the future.
you're not one of those business link people are you?0 -
Hmmm. I type stuff into computers and make magic happen. Technically, I suppose I'm a director of a software company too, but I always feel a bit silly saying that.0
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no the ultimate answer to this one would be Pornstar mind0
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360 wrote:
you're not one of those business link people are you?
Given that I don't know what a 'business link' person is.....amagonna say....no!
Current Job title is Analysis and Development Engineer (basically a sfotware engineer), but writing code is probably 25% of my job. The rest is process managmenet, data flow analysis, defining organisational objectives.....then writing a piece of software to deliver all of the requirements gathered from that lot.Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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Before working on my own stuff, we had pet analysts to do that bit, sans programming. A bad one could cause no end of stress for everyone. Yet, they always just hired the cheapest unqualified nobody to do the role... Except for one. He was good. People don't seem to realise how hard it can be, especially if the punters haven't a clue what they want in the first place.0
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I get paid to pi$$ people off by finding their mistakes from their work and tell them they have to do it again to match my standard..... without being their boss. 8)"It is not impossible, its just improbable"
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sheepsteeth wrote:im a plant mechanic0
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cee wrote:
Given that I don't know what a 'business link' person is.....amagonna say....no!
Current Job title is Analysis and Development Engineer (basically a sfotware engineer), but writing code is probably 25% of my job. The rest is process managmenet, data flow analysis, defining organisational objectives.....then writing a piece of software to deliver all of the requirements gathered from that lot.
Your job descriptions don't really match.
Business Link is a government funded advice and support service.
What happens is this.
Some chap comes round and speaks to managment about the business and what their aims are. He then speaks to all the staff. After this is done he goes away for 4months and rumminates a plan of action for the business followed by an excited e-mail.
He then visits and does a powerpoint presentation in which he suggests that the company gets a twitter account.0 -
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cee wrote:I talk to businesses about how they think they work...then investigate and talk to the staff to find out how it really works....then type gibberish into computers so that sense comes out the other end, hopefully having something to do with how the business wants to work in the future.
Sounds like the Systems Analysis module I took at Uni.0 -
im a sales assistant/ trainee bike mech at a local bike shop at weekends (DISCOUNTS FTW) and a general run around/admin/file destroyer at a local solicters during the week (which is sh!t)0
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As far as the Tax man is concerned I work 20 hours a week in an office.Fig rolls: proof that god loves cyclists and that she wants us to do another lap0
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Im a Plater/Welder. Also a student as ive just started my HNC.0
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go to peoples houses early in the morning and leave newspapers there0