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Teehee...silly things that make you laugh...

NGaleNGale Posts: 1,866
edited August 2010 in Commuting chat
1) a local weather presenter on ITV called Peter Griffin
2) Jake falling censored over elbow yesterday while trying to demonstrate the right way to climb a ladder on a ship. I know I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
3) the emergency call from the man who had a cucumber stuck where it really wasn't meant to go. (it's a legendary call played in all call taker training) :shock: :shock:
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  • DonDaddyDDonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    NGale wrote:
    3) the emergency call from the man who had a cucumber stuck where it really wasn't meant to go. (it's a legendary call played in all call taker training) :shock: :shock:

    I need to hear that tape!
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  • NGaleNGale Posts: 1,866
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    3) the emergency call from the man who had a cucumber stuck where it really wasn't meant to go. (it's a legendary call played in all call taker training) :shock: :shock:

    I need to hear that tape!

    If you need to hear that one you need to hear the one from the guy with the vibrator stuck where the sun dosen't shine with the switch stuck on :lol::lol: :shock:
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  • redveeredvee Posts: 11,921
    NGale wrote:
    1) a local weather presenter on ITV called Peter Griffin

    Since HTV west took over the other ITV channels in the SW I share his weather forecasts and also news about Plymouth, Barnstaple etc. This news is OK if you're in that neck of the woods but not Bristol :x
    NGale wrote:
    3) the emergency call from the man who had a cucumber stuck where it really wasn't meant to go. (it's a legendary call played in all call taker training) :shock: :shock:

    ......I was bending over, naked in the kitchen and fell over story along with the changing lightbulb in the nude story too. Believable for all of 10 seconds and student doctor/nurse training fodder :lol:
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  • NGaleNGale Posts: 1,866
    redvee wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    1) a local weather presenter on ITV called Peter Griffin

    Since HTV west took over the other ITV channels in the SW I share his weather forecasts and also news about Plymouth, Barnstaple etc. This news is OK if you're in that neck of the woods but not Bristol :x
    NGale wrote:
    3) the emergency call from the man who had a cucumber stuck where it really wasn't meant to go. (it's a legendary call played in all call taker training) :shock: :shock:

    ......I was bending over, naked in the kitchen and fell over story along with the changing lightbulb in the nude story too. Believable for all of 10 seconds and student doctor/nurse training fodder :lol:

    To be honest, Westcountry, or whatever it wants to call itself now it so Plymouth baised it's unbelieveable. Mind you Spotlight south west is just as bad
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  • ceecee Posts: 4,553
    NGale wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    3) the emergency call from the man who had a cucumber stuck where it really wasn't meant to go. (it's a legendary call played in all call taker training) :shock: :shock:

    I need to hear that tape!

    If you need to hear that one you need to hear the one from the guy with the vibrator stuck where the sun dosen't shine with the switch stuck on :lol::lol: :shock:

    oh dear....

    when i lived in the canary islands, there was a guest at the resort who required an ambulance immediately...

    he had 'fallen' on the handle end of the toilet brush.....and tried to pull it out.....except it had a hook....you can guess the rest...oh how we laughed.....of course...his wife spent the rest of the holiday sitting in a corner of the resort bar...not talking to anyone...and certainly not spending much time visiting him in hospital!

    :D
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  • Kieran_BurnsKieran_Burns Posts: 10,052
    Things that make you laugh?

    ARMAGEDDON!!!



    (those that know this will laugh, those that don't will be bemused)
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  • NGaleNGale Posts: 1,866
    Oh there was the women with the pregnant cat which had gone into labour.

    Everytime I listen to that call I hear myself saying 'pardon' in a slightly startled manner followed by me telling her 'well phone a vet then!'
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  • BassjunkieukBassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    A tractor drove down a road and turned into a field

    Made me chuckle a couple of weekends ago when the brothers girlfriend re-counted it. My brothers jokes take a bit more thinking as they are all physics related such as this cracker:
    Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

    Brownie points if you get it ;-)
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  • jongingejonginge Posts: 5,945
    A tractor drove down a road and turned into a field

    Made me chuckle a couple of weekends ago when the brothers girlfriend re-counted it. My brothers jokes take a bit more thinking as they are all physics related such as this cracker:
    Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

    Brownie points if you get it ;-)
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  • jonginge wrote:
    A tractor drove down a road and turned into a field

    Made me chuckle a couple of weekends ago when the brothers girlfriend re-counted it. My brothers jokes take a bit more thinking as they are all physics related such as this cracker:
    Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

    Brownie points if you get it ;-)
    I'm uncertain

    I'm principled.
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  • BassjunkieukBassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    jonginge wrote:
    A tractor drove down a road and turned into a field

    Made me chuckle a couple of weekends ago when the brothers girlfriend re-counted it. My brothers jokes take a bit more thinking as they are all physics related such as this cracker:
    Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

    Brownie points if you get it ;-)
    I'm uncertain

    I'm principled.

    :-D a brownie point each!
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  • SimonAHSimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Buddhist goes to the pizza parlour and says "make me one with everything"

    Rene Descartes is asked if he wants sugar in his coffee, says "I think not" and disappears.

    .....I'll be here all week!
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  • SimonAHSimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Buddhist goes to the pizza parlour and says "make me one with everything"

    Rene Descartes is asked if he wants sugar in his coffee, says "I think not" and disappears.

    .....I'll be here all week!
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • Kieran_BurnsKieran_Burns Posts: 10,052
    This topic has got Bohring...
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