Teehee...silly things that make you laugh...
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1) a local weather presenter on ITV called Peter Griffin
2) Jake falling censored over elbow yesterday while trying to demonstrate the right way to climb a ladder on a ship. I know I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
3) the emergency call from the man who had a cucumber stuck where it really wasn't meant to go. (it's a legendary call played in all call taker training) :shock: :shock:
2) Jake falling censored over elbow yesterday while trying to demonstrate the right way to climb a ladder on a ship. I know I shouldn't have laughed but I did.
3) the emergency call from the man who had a cucumber stuck where it really wasn't meant to go. (it's a legendary call played in all call taker training) :shock: :shock:
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I need to hear that tape!
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If you need to hear that one you need to hear the one from the guy with the vibrator stuck where the sun dosen't shine with the switch stuck on
Since HTV west took over the other ITV channels in the SW I share his weather forecasts and also news about Plymouth, Barnstaple etc. This news is OK if you're in that neck of the woods but not Bristol :x
......I was bending over, naked in the kitchen and fell over story along with the changing lightbulb in the nude story too. Believable for all of 10 seconds and student doctor/nurse training fodder
To be honest, Westcountry, or whatever it wants to call itself now it so Plymouth baised it's unbelieveable. Mind you Spotlight south west is just as bad
oh dear....
when i lived in the canary islands, there was a guest at the resort who required an ambulance immediately...
he had 'fallen' on the handle end of the toilet brush.....and tried to pull it out.....except it had a hook....you can guess the rest...oh how we laughed.....of course...his wife spent the rest of the holiday sitting in a corner of the resort bar...not talking to anyone...and certainly not spending much time visiting him in hospital!
H.G. Wells.
ARMAGEDDON!!!
(those that know this will laugh, those that don't will be bemused)
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Everytime I listen to that call I hear myself saying 'pardon' in a slightly startled manner followed by me telling her 'well phone a vet then!'
Made me chuckle a couple of weekends ago when the brothers girlfriend re-counted it. My brothers jokes take a bit more thinking as they are all physics related such as this cracker:
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Rene Descartes is asked if he wants sugar in his coffee, says "I think not" and disappears.
.....I'll be here all week!
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter