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I went to sleep at about 1.30am, was up at 4am, and out on the bike by 6am
I have less sleep than anybody EVER!0 -
*ahem*Grondel wrote:I went to sleep at about 1.30am, was up at 4am, and out on the bike by 6am
I have less sleep than anybody EVER!0 -
Morning all!
Today I am feeling worryingly like a chav -having just received my dispatch note from "Passion Auto" for my new car stereo.
Please note that i'm only buying it so I can plug my ipod in, not because I want mega bass Choonzzz pumping on ma dubzz innit bruv! Besides anything with too much bass would likely make my home-sprayed DIY body kit fall off.Santa Cruz Chameleon
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I've got stuffs to purchase today, lots of stuffs including a warehouse if the solicitors pull their fingers out.Advocate of disc brakes.0
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whyamihere
Learn a new language tapes do it for me, within 5 mins i'm either asleep or mad?
MissBint37
i'm sure when your away you'll meet a nice german lad who has a great tash and likes his ladenhosen extra tight?
Morning all, felt better this morning, then just had an almighty coughin fit and flemg everywhere! nice.
so very tired, looking forward to the weekend so i can rest and relax, nope thats wrong, i'll be doing DIY and decorating after all the building work is finished :evil: all while being pulled from pillar to post by the Wife/Children/dog/parents/friends etc.0 -
whyamihere wrote:I reckon I need someone to come and knock me out with a hammer each night, that seems to work in cartoons. Any takers?
YO!Today, if I can be bothered to move, I'll be going on a road ride to wake myself up (I'll be going through the centre of Birmingham, so it's a case of wake up or die), then I'll be getting myself a nice Vitamin supplement...
Merry Hill?0 -
Yep.Andy wrote:Today, if I can be bothered to move, I'll be going on a road ride to wake myself up (I'll be going through the centre of Birmingham, so it's a case of wake up or die), then I'll be getting myself a nice Vitamin supplement...
Merry Hill?0 -
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Merry Hill's a lot more interesting. Going there requires being armed to the teeth, ready to fend off the locals.Tartanyak wrote:Not as interesting a ride as rat-arsed mountain.
*loads uzi*0 -
When you going?0
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This afternoon probably. 2ish maybe. Whenever I can be bothered to work out how to get there from here by public transport. I *think* it's a train to Cradley Heath then walk, but I need to check.0
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El Capitano wrote:Should be getting my hearing back this morning.
I can hear again.
That said, I've left my lunch in the fridge at home. Might have to go Bacon & Pie hunting at lunchtime...0 -
well, after nearly a whole half week free of mehhh and arghhhhhh karma again caught up with me last night and dumped huge piles of mehhh and arghhhhh on my shoulders.
This weekends trip to Ikea and Decathlon has now been cancelled due to children.
Next weekends plans have gone bits up. It was supposed to be Saturday with m&d, followed by a night out with all my old mates, but sister has decided that we need to see her and her kids, so she's coming, we can't now sleep at m&d's so that's out the window.
Mother in law also announced that 'the chosen one' ie my brother in law who can't drive or for some reason use public transport, works in a call centre and is a total 34 year old cock, needs a lift from LEICESTER but as their car's in for repairs so I'VE GOT TO DO IT on Sunday. Although he's REALLY successful in his job IN A CALL CENTRE he also can't afford to pay towards petrol. Then on Wednesday, as well as working, I've got to drive him TO STANSTED by 8pm. Because he's going to Spain for a month, although he's got NO MONEY.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
spongtastic
I feel i need to go " Grrrrr" for you
drop your brother in law to gatwick instead of stanstead, see if he notices?0 -
I suspect that my diplomatic reply to that would be something along the lines of
<ponders forum swearing filter>
Let's say an emphatic 'No'.0 -
spongtastic
HAVE you BEEN reading the SUN? The RANDOM capitAL LETTers kind of match with HOW they WRITE! Still though, 34?! Why can't he get a bloody train?
MissBint37
Get some of those bald cats.
Alternatively, stop meeting cnuts?! Seriously, I don't think I know anyone who'd do that....okay, I know a couple, but the majority of my mates wouldn't think of doing something like that. And IME women have proved themselves to be far more cnutish than any of that anyway
*Suggestion of another animal removed in the interests of good taste*
El Capitano
Bacon pie?0 -
Why is everything so Sh!te
last 24 hours have been utter t0ss!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Morning everyone!!!
Well today, I'm smiling a Cheshire cat. A friend of mine pointed out on facebook that one of my other friends was hot, and that I should ask her out. So, after a brief exchange of words with my friends for posting something so obvious on my wall, I did message her asking if she'd like to go for a meal. My honest expected response was to have one less friend on facebook.
However, she replied saying she'd like to go out!!! Of course, now I need to figure out what to say next haha this isn't a normal thing for me, so I want it to go well.
No idea what my plans are for the day/evening. All I'm interested in is replying to this message.
Woooooooooooooooo!
MissBint Me thinks you need a D-Lock!It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
Blender Cube AMS Pro0 -
I could say no, but this would result in three things
1. Mother in law gets a right cob on, and refuses to look after the kids when we ask
2. Wife gets a right cob on as a result of above
3. Wifes cob on leads to a further restriction on bedroom activities.
I can cope with the first two.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
thekickingmule
Pics?0 -
MissBint37 wrote:No, one decided....as they often do, that I am not good enough and they want to sleep with my friend....and tell me about it!
FFS guys, standards are slipping... :shock:
PIX of your Friend?0 -
My best mate (17) asked me what id feel about him seeing my sister(15), he doesnt even know her, hes spoke to her like twice and there not even friends...not sure how to react..just accept that he fancies her and is overthinking things way to much, or as they say on these forums...D lock the cnut0
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A 23 year old mate of mine's interested in my 15 year old sister.Mynameisdann wrote:My best mate (17) asked me what id feel about him seeing my sister(15), he doesnt even know her, hes spoke to her like twice and there not even friends...not sure how to react..just accept that he fancies her and is overthinking things way to much, or as they say on these forums...D lock the cnut
As long as he pays me enough, I couldn't care less.0 -
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im not sure my mate knows how the real world works though, he assumes because he fancies her that he could be in a relationship with her
he even asked me if i wanted to go out with his sister that he would make it happen...if i wanted to be seeing her i would have made my move as it were
but in your case youve got more self control than me lol0 -
she is hot....one of my mates told me once 'She is what you SHOULD look like'El Capitano wrote:MissBint37 wrote:No, one decided....as they often do, that I am not good enough and they want to sleep with my friend....and tell me about it!
FFS guys, standards are slipping... :shock:
PIX of your Friend?Ride it like you stole it!0 -
whyamihere wrote:A 23 year old mate of mine's interested in my 15 year old sister.
As long as he pays me enough, I couldn't care less.
The dirty old perver... oh wait0 -
You dont seem to attract the best of friends then :?MissBint37 wrote:
she is hot....one of my mates told me once 'She is what you SHOULD look like'El Capitano wrote:MissBint37 wrote:No, one decided....as they often do, that I am not good enough and they want to sleep with my friend....and tell me about it!
FFS guys, standards are slipping... :shock:
PIX of your Friend?0 -
MissBint37 wrote:
she is hot....one of my mates told me once 'She is what you SHOULD look like'El Capitano wrote:MissBint37 wrote:No, one decided....as they often do, that I am not good enough and they want to sleep with my friend....and tell me about it!
FFS guys, standards are slipping... :shock:
PIX of your Friend?
Smooth talker eh?0
