My punani hurts
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What the hell do you expect from a thread titled "My Punani hurts" :shock:Boy Lard wrote:Not all men are the same. I cringe at some of the replies on here despite the fact they may only be made in jest.Boy Lard wrote:I got scalped badly today by a lady in lycra on a very nice looking road bike. I didn't notice what shorts she was wearing, it's just sexy as hell seeing a woman in perfect control of a bike, owning the road and everyone on it and I apologise if that comes across as sexist, it's just true, for me at least.
The irony.... :roll:Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Sudacream now applied and padded cycling shorts are on...ahhhhhh...what a relief.
Thanks everyone for the advice and fun thread.
I just looked at my saddle and the thing is so much wider than my " " that its no wonder I was in so much pain...
HopefullyI'll get a new saddle next week. 8)0 -
Bag of frozen peas. That's the answer.
What was the question again?0 -
moonio wrote:I just looked at my saddle and the thing is so much wider than my " " that its no wonder I was in so much pain...
Ms DDD can relate. I keep apologising but to no avail....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
lol sounds like a friend who dislocated her jaw whilst giving her b/f.....0
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moonio wrote:Sudacream now applied and padded cycling shorts are on...ahhhhhh...what a relief.
Thanks everyone for the advice and fun thread.
I just looked at my saddle and the thing is so much wider than my " " that its no wonder I was in so much pain...
HopefullyI'll get a new saddle next week. 8)
Consider a Brooks, it'll be tough at first but does make a heck of a difference. I've recently had a new bike with quite a grippy thin saddle and not to put too fine a point on it, it rubbed my a**e raw to the point of having to see the Dr to get a steroid cream to repair the damage and a fortnight on public transport.
I've transferred my Brookes B17 narrow from my other bike and the difference is incredible, Now I actually notice myself moving about on the saddle and going with my leg movement rather than being stuck in place fighting it. The grippy saddle has gone in the bin.0 -
now thats just crude ! lol :shock:suzyb wrote:Just like the keyboards of the male readers.Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
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DonDaddyD wrote:Boy Lard wrote:I got scalped badly today by a lady in lycra on a very nice looking road bike. I didn't notice what shorts she was wearing, it's just sexy as hell seeing a woman in perfect control of a bike, owning the road and everyone on it and I apologise if that comes across as sexist, it's just true, for me at least.
The irony.... :roll:Flight of the Conchords wrote:She's so hot, she's making me sexist1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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Always Tyred wrote:Bag of frozen peas. That's the answer.
Ah, yes, so we hide that under her saddle and see if she notices?0 -
I like the idea of a brooks saddle, but it could be an expensive mistake?? Any other opinions on them??0
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The best all-round Brooks is a B.17 Standard, if that width is ok for you it's worth trying.Bikes, saddles and stuff
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Brooks take ages to 'break in' during which time it feels like riding a log - probably not the best solution given your present problem - I would suggest something with firm padding - soft padding is useless and you end up hitting the hard base of the saddle when you go over big bumps0
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bails87 wrote:.....anyone got those stats on how fast you need to be going to aquaplane on a bike?
Bails! Behave yourself! :shock:0 -
Just give in, get padded shorts and go commando, I eventually gave in even though there is something slightly wrong about it.
Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
Cracking thread, now gaining popularity elsewhere on BR
http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12709738"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Im now the proud owner of a Specialised Sonoma BG saddle, sooo comfy and I can ride faster with it too 0
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moonio wrote:Im now the proud owner of a Specialised Sonoma BG saddle, sooo comfy and I can ride faster with it too
Fantastic! The Sonoma's great - I had one for a good old while! 0 -
QUESTION TIME!NGale wrote:Just give in, get padded shorts and go commando, I eventually gave in even though there is something slightly wrong about it.
What is wrong about it?LiT wrote:Also a saddle with a slot down the middle is far, far more comfortable than a flat one if the irritation is really in your delicate areas.
Can you actually feel when the saddle does and doesn't have a slot in the middle?
image of saddle for reference:
God I love women...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
I think this is what you need for your punani . It`s female specific.
Smarter than the average bear.0 -
antfly wrote:I think this is what you need for your punani . It`s female specific.
Am I the only one thinking very large sani-pad...
Oh no... make it stop... please...
And just realised the phalic symbol of the padded areas of the image... let alone the saddle... jesus, cycling is saucy.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Why is the foam shaped like a mans " "0
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DonDaddyD wrote:LiT wrote:Also a saddle with a slot down the middle is far, far more comfortable than a flat one if the irritation is really in your delicate areas.
Can you actually feel when the saddle does and doesn't have a slot in the middle?
Slots in the middle of saddles are helpful for men, too
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moonio wrote:Why is the foam shaped like a mans " "
Duh, because that's what makes a punani feel most comfortable, every man knows that!
The men who made women specific padded shorts were thinking one thing... the safe welfare and overall comfort of the vagina.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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Asprilla wrote:
I have no comeback....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
As Aidy said, men's saddles can have a perineum cut out too.
Here is mine
Selle Italia Flite Gel Flow.
Very comfy. My best cycling investment (after the bike itself, natch).FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
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I have the same saddle, i got it because it looked cool...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0
