Cycling and flirting = "clirting"
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If he keeps this up, it won't be long before we hear the pita patter of tiny feet
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Pokerface wrote:ketsbaia wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:Wallace1492 wrote:
You have to be very careful with those kneady types...
I'd say that would be the yeast of his worries.
This thread is making me loaf out loud.
(But I bet she had nice buns)
Just buy her some flour's... and she will rise to the occasion"Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0 -
@ the flour/bread-related posts
Waiting to find out which hospital DDD ends up in after LIT's dealt with him0 -
Cafewanda wrote: @ the flour/bread-related posts
Waiting to find out which hospital DDD ends up in after LIT's dealt with him
Yes, well maybe DDD will get Knead in the Dough balls......
Just where is WGWarburton when you need him....."Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0 -
Cafewanda wrote: @ the flour/bread-related posts
Waiting to find out which hospital DDD ends up in after LIT's dealt with him
Yes, her silence is deafening, but it's all true.
LiT's isn't attracted to me. AND I have certain qualities that keep people coming back for more so its probably best she isn't attracted to me. Lastly there are women who are attracted to me.*
And the bread related posts are funny.
*She's gonna kick my ass isn't she? :PFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Slow rising.Wallace1492 wrote:Cafewanda wrote: @ the flour/bread-related posts
Waiting to find out which hospital DDD ends up in after LIT's dealt with him
Yes, well maybe DDD will get Knead in the Dough balls......
Just where is WGWarburton when you need him.....0 -
_Brun_ wrote:
Slow rising.Wallace1492 wrote:Cafewanda wrote: @ the flour/bread-related posts
Waiting to find out which hospital DDD ends up in after LIT's dealt with him
Yes, well maybe DDD will get Knead in the Dough balls......
Just where is WGWarburton when you need him.....
Perhaps he's got a cob onChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
And the bread related posts are funny.
There's a whole batch of 'em waiting to be trotted out...0 -
ketsbaia wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
And the bread related posts are funny.
There's a whole batch of 'em waiting to be trotted out...
I'm not sure how much more of this I can bake.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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Wallace1492 wrote:
I do think this thread has been seeded with enough pad buns... errr bad puns...Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
Some of these jokes are so old my GRANary used to tell 'em!0
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When Lit Catches up with this, DDD will get a right buttering......Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0
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I agree - DDD's toast!Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...0
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TommyEss wrote:I agree - DDD's toast!
LiT will slice though DDD's thin crust and leave only crumbs. Or are we really just making a wholemeal out of it....."Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0 -
Some of these jokes are so old my GRANary used to tell 'em!
You mean your Naan?
And as for LiT, ciabatta him
(sorry I think I've just taken this too far.)0 -
jedster wrote:And as for LiT, ciabatta him
(sorry I think I've just taken this too far.)
Joke's gone stale.0 -
LiT's hasn't posted for a while, maybe she's got a bun in the oven?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
These dough jokes seem to have left a sour taste in the mouth
Sour
Dough
Sour
Dough
You see what I did there?“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
TailWindHome wrote:These dough jokes seem to have left a sour taste in the mouth
Sour
Dough
Sour
Dough
You see what I did there?
Best put that loaf to one side - we'll feed it to the ducks next time we go down to the duck pond. There there...Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...0 -
jedster wrote:Some of these jokes are so old my GRANary used to tell 'em!
You mean your Naan?
And as for LiT, ciabatta him
(sorry I think I've just taken this too far.)
I was rendered speechless. Or letting it ferment. Or I kneaded something to eat. You choose.
Not to rise to it, but DDD, to summarise, I'd rather ride this:
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it might last longer too LITlost_in_thought wrote:jedster wrote:Some of these jokes are so old my GRANary used to tell 'em!
You mean your Naan?
And as for LiT, ciabatta him
(sorry I think I've just taken this too far.)
I was rendered speechless. Or letting it ferment. Or I kneaded something to eat. You choose.
Not to rise to it, but DDD, to summarise, I'd rather ride this: 8) Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
north west of england.0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:
Not to rise to it, but DDD, to summarise, I'd rather ride this:
Looks like the suspension might make your belgian buns wobble... Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Looks like DDD will have to rely on his self raising flour.......Faster than a tent.......0
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ha ha, never realised there were so many 'dough-related' puns around.
Now there's a sentence I never heard myself saying.
And I got sneered at once by a very attractive bottle blonde with huge melons in a Porsche wearing talons for fingernails and a Grade A fake and bake tan.
Does that count...?
I swear I could hear the cogs in her tiny little mind turning. "A man is worthless in my eyes if he can only afford to run about on two wheels." But maybe that's just me being judgmental.0 -
Corrected for youitchieritchie wrote:And I got sneered at once by a very tacky bottle blonde with huge melons in a Porsche wearing talons for fingernails and a Grade A fake and bake tan.
You'd have to be a Footballer to make that description = 'very attractive' unless Ritchie a pseudonym for Ashley (Cole)?
SimonCurrently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0 -
Wallace1492 wrote:...Just where is WGWarburton when you need him.....
Oops! Sorry guys... I was ignoring the thread (Started by DDD and with "flirting" in the title... not auspicious!). Only dipped in 'cos it'd got to three pages and I was wondering what all the fuss was about!
Feeling pleased with myself this morning- rode all the way in to Glasgow from home (37 miles). Last stretch was on your patch, Wallace, as we came down Maryhill road from Milngavie- impressive potholes you have there!!
Cheers,
W.0 -
WGWarburton wrote:Wallace1492 wrote:...Just where is WGWarburton when you need him.....
Oops! Sorry guys... I was ignoring the thread (Started by DDD and with "flirting" in the title... not auspicious!). Only dipped in 'cos it'd got to three pages and I was wondering what all the fuss was about!
Feeling pleased with myself this morning- rode all the way in to Glasgow from home (37 miles). Last stretch was on your patch, Wallace, as we came down Maryhill road from Milngavie- impressive potholes you have there!!
Cheers,
W.
That is right on my patch!! What time did you go past Milngavie - you would have been within yards of my front door. Excellent day for it. Must have been lovely through Balfron and Killearn, and past the Glengoyne Distilley.... love that bit of road."Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0 -
Hmm, must have been about ten past eight, I think.. I kept an eye out for anyone on a Tricross but didn't see any :-) .Wallace1492 wrote:...! What time did you go past Milngavie - you would have been within yards of my front door.Excellent day for it. Must have been lovely through Balfron and Killearn, and past the Glengoyne Distilley.... love that bit of road.
The traffic was starting to pick up by then. Best bit was earlier on, coming along the A811 west of Kippen. Unusually, we had a bit of a tailwind, there, and the views across to the Arrochar Alps and into the hills around the Trossachs were cracking. This can be a horrible road, with lots of fast traffic, but it was pretty quiet before 7am!
Cheers,
W.0 -
WGWarburton wrote:
Hmm, must have been about ten past eight, I think.. I kept an eye out for anyone on a Tricross but didn't see any :-) .Wallace1492 wrote:...! What time did you go past Milngavie - you would have been within yards of my front door.Excellent day for it. Must have been lovely through Balfron and Killearn, and past the Glengoyne Distilley.... love that bit of road.
The traffic was starting to pick up by then. Best bit was earlier on, coming along the A811 west of Kippen. Unusually, we had a bit of a tailwind, there, and the views across to the Arrochar Alps and into the hills around the Trossachs were cracking. This can be a horrible road, with lots of fast traffic, but it was pretty quiet before 7am!
Cheers,
W.
I'm not sure this was the kind of "clirting" DDD had in mind, lads - but don't let that stop you! Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...0
