Cycling and flirting = "clirting"
DonDaddyD
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So, when the smoking ban first came about, lonely men and women would take to the outside of a bar/pub and light-up to smoke in designated communal areas. The side effect of this was that, outside the bar in the smoking area became a great place to flirt.
Smoke and flirt, ergo smirting. T'was great, a Man could clean up and some would start smoking for the sheer sport of fliting in this new environment.
Its been toyed with for a while, but could cycling and flirting be the new way of picking someone up?
In recent weeks while on the bike and stopped at the lights I've been eyed up by a women in a car who went as far as to roll it back to get a better look at my butt. By Chancery Lane lights I was again eyed up by a woman who was very taken by my Protein Enhanced Nucleotide Induction System. Then in Clapham there was the French woman who fancied a chat and today there was another woman who 'busted her nut' just to catch me to tell me 'how nicegood a cyclist' I looked.
It seems cycling and flirting has somewhat merged... Could 'clirting' be the new smirting?
Smoke and flirt, ergo smirting. T'was great, a Man could clean up and some would start smoking for the sheer sport of fliting in this new environment.
Its been toyed with for a while, but could cycling and flirting be the new way of picking someone up?
In recent weeks while on the bike and stopped at the lights I've been eyed up by a women in a car who went as far as to roll it back to get a better look at my butt. By Chancery Lane lights I was again eyed up by a woman who was very taken by my Protein Enhanced Nucleotide Induction System. Then in Clapham there was the French woman who fancied a chat and today there was another woman who 'busted her nut' just to catch me to tell me 'how nicegood a cyclist' I looked.
It seems cycling and flirting has somewhat merged... Could 'clirting' be the new smirting?
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A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
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DonDaddyD wrote:In recent weeks while on the bike and stopped at the lights I've been eyed up by a women in a car who went as far as to roll it back to get a better look at my butt.
Or glanced at you and has poor clutch control...DonDaddyD wrote:By Chancery Lane lights I was again eyed up by a woman who was very taken by my Proton Enhanced Nucleotide Induction System.
Or was mesmerised by the lycra. If women are looking it's not necessarily 'cause they think you're hot... women are like well bitchy innit.DonDaddyD wrote:It seems cycling and flirting has somewhat merged... Could 'clirting' be the new smirting?
No. No it couldn't.0 -
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lost_in_thought wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:In recent weeks while on the bike and stopped at the lights I've been eyed up by a women in a car who went as far as to roll it back to get a better look at my butt.
Or glanced at you and has poor clutch control...
She was all dough eyed and had her little finger in her mouth wiggling it around in their...LiT wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:It seems cycling and flirting has somewhat merged... Could 'clirting' be the new smirting?
No. No it couldn't.
Why. Why not?Food Chain number = 4
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DonDaddyD wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:In recent weeks while on the bike and stopped at the lights I've been eyed up by a women in a car who went as far as to roll it back to get a better look at my butt.
Or glanced at you and has poor clutch control...
She was all dough eyed and had her little finger in her mouth wiggling it around in their...
Oh yeah, that's definite proof. Should she really have been driving with dough in her eyes? You know how people stare absently and other people think they're being stared at? Yeah. And you know how stuff sometimes gets stuck in your teeth?0 -
So...following your logic...
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DonDaddyD wrote:
She was all dough eyed and had her little finger in her mouth wiggling it around in their...
It's 'Doe-eyed' as in a female deer! Dough-eyed sounds like some nasty eye infection. She also might have had something stuck in her teeth.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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lost_in_thought wrote:
Oh yeah, that's definite proof. Should she really have been driving with dough in her eyes? You know how people stare absently and other people think they're being stared at? Yeah. And you know how stuff sometimes gets stuck in your teeth?
Stop hating, she found me impossibly attractive.
You know this to be true!It's 'Doe-eyed' as in a female deer! Dough-eyed sounds like some nasty eye infection.
Live and learn. Live and learn.I've noticed that there are lot more Care in the Community types out and about these days.
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On Saturday I headed into town on the Mills went past a rather attractive lady about a mile or so later she catches up at some traffic lights and she says
I really love your bike and wanted to let you know but I just couldn't catch you
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Don. Mate.
Are you getting enough sex in your life?
You may be getting lots, but are you getting enough? I think your missus needs to up the ante a bit and get you too strung out for these kinds of threads.
The man is obsessed.... :roll:
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Kieran_Burns wrote:Don. Mate.
Are you getting enough sex in your life?
You may be getting lots, but are you getting enough? I think your missus needs to up the ante a bit and get you too strung out for these kinds of threads.
The man is obsessed.... :roll:
Tis the season and the Government for excess...Food Chain number = 4
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DonDaddyD wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:
Oh yeah, that's definite proof. Should she really have been driving with dough in her eyes? You know how people stare absently and other people think they're being stared at? Yeah. And you know how stuff sometimes gets stuck in your teeth?
Stop hating, she found me impossibly attractive.
You know this to be true!
The idea that you cycle around thinking 'she's checking me out' every time someone glances in your direction makes me chuckle.
Is that why you wear hi-viz?
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Blacktemplar wrote:
Dough eyed? So she was a fat bird then........
Its subjective init!
You may see fat bird I see childbearing hips and phat ass (fat with a 'PH' = good) or in the form of its lowest common denominator, 'More cushion for pushing'.
But I'm taken I look and I admire female beauty as though I was gazing upon a piece of art that I like.Food Chain number = 4
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DonDaddyD wrote:Blacktemplar wrote:
Dough eyed? So she was a fat bird then........
Its subjective init!
You may see fat bird I see childbearing hips and phat ass (fat with a 'PH' = good) or in the form of its lowest common denominator, 'More cushion for pushing'.
But I'm taken I look and I admire female beauty as though I was gazing upon a piece of art that I like.
It is indeed subjective my misguided friend ..... just think of all that phatness overhanging a narrow roadie saddle....ugh! :shock: Defo not my cuppa old bean. "Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
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lost_in_thought wrote:The idea that you cycle around thinking 'she's checking me out' every time someone glances in your direction makes me chuckle.
Is that why you wear hi-viz?
Wait, you mean girls aren't checking me out whenever I get on a bike?
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In order of importance:lost_in_thought wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:
Oh yeah, that's definite proof. Should she really have been driving with dough in her eyes? You know how people stare absently and other people think they're being stared at? Yeah. And you know how stuff sometimes gets stuck in your teeth?
Stop hating, she found me impossibly attractive.
You know this to be true!
The idea that you cycle around thinking 'she's checking me out' every time someone glances in your direction makes me chuckle.
Is that why you wear hi-viz?
(i) I do not wear hi-viz.
(ii) Let me reiterate, I do not wear hi-viz.
(iii) I don't go around thiking that everyone that looks in my direction fancies me.
Lets take yourself, I'm completely aware that you haven't really a care. Perhaps physically or mentally or both. That's fine. If you did taste the 'red wine' it wouldn't be fair to you anyway; what with not having a choice of going back. It's like riding a carbon fibre road bike everything else pales in comparison after the moment you mount the saddle.
All that said there are on occasions where women of all varities have found me attractive and made it known, whether verbal or by intended glances.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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Wallace1492 wrote:
You have to be very careful with those kneady types...0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
In order of importance:lost_in_thought wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:
Oh yeah, that's definite proof. Should she really have been driving with dough in her eyes? You know how people stare absently and other people think they're being stared at? Yeah. And you know how stuff sometimes gets stuck in your teeth?
Stop hating, she found me impossibly attractive.
You know this to be true!
The idea that you cycle around thinking 'she's checking me out' every time someone glances in your direction makes me chuckle.
Is that why you wear hi-viz?
(i) I do not wear hi-viz.
(ii) Let me reiterate, I do not wear hi-viz.
(iii) I don't go around thiking that everyone that looks in my direction fancies me.
Lets take yourself, I'm completely aware that you haven't really a care. Perhaps physically or mentally or both. That's fine. If you did taste the 'red wine' it wouldn't be fair to you anyway; what with not having a choice of going back. It's like riding a carbon fibre road bike everything else pales in comparison after the moment you mount the saddle.
All that said there are on occasions where women of all varities have found me attractive and made it known, whether verbal or by intended glances.
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deptfordmarmoset wrote:Wallace1492 wrote:
You have to be very careful with those kneady types...
I'd say that would be the yeast of his worries.0 -
deptfordmarmoset wrote:Wallace1492 wrote:
You have to be very careful with those kneady types...
Nice baps though?0 -
ketsbaia wrote:deptfordmarmoset wrote:Wallace1492 wrote:
You have to be very careful with those kneady types...
I'd say that would be the yeast of his worries.
This thread is making me loaf out loud.
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