Made up fact of the day

xstrathyx

PMSL

Stuart_C wrote:

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the road section....

RichMTB

Anywhere on the internet you are never more than sevenclicks from David Hasselhoff

Fantastic Mr Fox

Top Gear is loosely based on 5th Gear.

stuart_c-2

Eventually, the rhythm IS going to get you.

Goomba Fletch

Red ones go faster.

cat_with_no_tail

Russian circus clowns are all out to bugger you sensless and call you blossom

stuart_c-2

If you pull your little toe and whistle The Great Escape at the same time a Unicorn with a dodgy German accent appears.

Anonymous

if you tie a piece of string to a lemon and shove it up your ar5e, then tie a small loop on the other end of the string which is now hanging out of your ar5e which is just long enough to be able to go over your big toe but only if the soles of your feet are together (so you now have the soles of your feet together, with a string tied at one end around your big toe and the other around a lemon shoved up your ar5e) then have a w*nk:

the point when your legs go straight and tugs the lemon straight out of your ar5e is proper good and not gay at all.

xstrathyx

you worry me!

sheepsteeth wrote:

if you tie a piece of string to a lemon and shove it up your ar5e, then tie a small loop on the other end of the string which is now hanging out of your ar5e which is just long enough to be able to go over your big toe but only if the soles of your feet are together (so you now have the soles of your feet together, with a string tied at one end around your big toe and the other around a lemon shoved up your ar5e) then have a w*nk:

the point when your legs go straight and tugs the lemon straight out of your ar5e is proper good and not gay at all.

Anonymous

ive never tried it of course as it is a made up fact...............................

Goomba Fletch

sheepsteeth wrote:

if you tie a piece of string to a lemon and shove it up your ar5e, then tie a small loop on the other end of the string which is now hanging out of your ar5e which is just long enough to be able to go over your big toe but only if the soles of your feet are together (so you now have the soles of your feet together, with a string tied at one end around your big toe and the other around a lemon shoved up your ar5e) then have a w*nk:

the point when your legs go straight and tugs the lemon straight out of your ar5e is proper good and not gay at all.

This needs testing properly... Can someone lend me a lemon?

Anonymous

only if you promise to give it straight back

Porgy

John Noakes was a CIA agent.

nicklouse

Porgy wrote:

John Noakes was a CIA agent.

no he was not. Shep was though.

The Big Cheese

Wrong, Shep was a drugs mule...

He was the original inpsiration for Pablo on the TV

See, not many people knew that

Anonymous

ithought these facts were supposed to be made up, thats i why i made up that wanking fact.

nicklouse

sheepsteeth wrote:

ithought these facts were supposed to be made up, thats i why i made up that wanking fact.

just like the one that Valerie Singleton was Gay?

Anonymous

EXACTLY that couldnt be more made up.

bails87

sheepsteeth wrote:

if you tie a piece of string to a lemon and shove it up your ar5e, then tie a small loop on the other end of the string which is now hanging out of your ar5e which is just long enough to be able to go over your big toe but only if the soles of your feet are together (so you now have the soles of your feet together, with a string tied at one end around your big toe and the other around a lemon shoved up your ar5e) then have a w*nk:

the point when your legs go straight and tugs the lemon straight out of your ar5e is proper good and not gay at all.

I've 'bolded' the made up bit.

Anonymous

there is nothing strange or unusual about wanking whilst sat on the end of a burning hot bath and plunging backwards into the afore mentioned burning hot scalding water right on the vinegar stroke.

Porgy

Lesley Judd ate nothing but cat food during her Blue Peter years.

mudsucker

dogs can't look up

Porgy

Badger setts all link together underground. If a badger enters the sett in south London, they may pop up next in Hertfordshire, or south Wales.

Richie63

The greater the time that my wife soaks in the bath the less wrinkly she becomes

Splottboy

Noah, in the Old Testament was NOT swallowed by a Whale, but a big fish. Go figure!

Northwind

Splottboy wrote:

Noah, in the Old Testament was NOT swallowed by a Whale, but a big fish. Go figure!

Noah wasn't swallowed by anything, because he had a big boat. But, though Jonah was indeed swallowed by a "great fish" that doesn't neccesarily mean it wasn't a whale, because whales where referred to as fish until much more recently than biblical times.

Anonymous

Northwind wrote:

Splottboy wrote:

Noah, in the Old Testament was NOT swallowed by a Whale, but a big fish. Go figure!

Noah wasn't swallowed by anything, because he had a big boat. But, though Jonah was indeed swallowed by a "great fish" that doesn't neccesarily mean it wasn't a whale, because whales where referred to as fish until much more recently than biblical times.

Webster of the day.

Northwind

My mum says I'm cool

Porgy

Erith is the jewel in Kent's crown.

bails87

Sheepsteeth is the jewel in Bikeradar's crown.