Made up fact of the day

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  • Porgy
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    Greg66 is a transvestite.




    EDIT Oh wait - you said made up fact - ooops
  • cat_with_no_tail
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  • soy_sauce
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  • stuart_c-2
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  • bails87
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  • Fantastic Mr Fox
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  • AndyBeast
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  • stevet1992
    stevet1992 Posts: 1,502
    The Cake is a lie

    Lets see who gets that one :lol:
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    if you rub 2 peices of bread together over your bed you will make toast
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    if you rub 2 peices of bread together over your bed you will make toast
    pinkbike
    Blurring the line between bravery and stupidity since 1986!
  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    if you post the same thing twice people will be your friends
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Quiet you
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  • bails87
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    Hercule Q is 4XJ
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    bails87
    shut up i live nowhere near the ilse of misspelling
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Hercule Q
    I think you're missing the point of the thread :wink:
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    4XJ died in a tragic beach ramp accident or something
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  • bails87
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    I'm 4XJ, look at meeeeeee *CRUNCH*
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  • Hercule Q
    Hercule Q Posts: 2,655
    ouchies :shock: :lol:
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  • Richie63
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  • 77ric
    77ric Posts: 601
    soy_sauce wrote:
    scientist said, if your left hand is larger than your face, that mean there is 98.66% chance of you love cross-dressing as the opposite sex.

    what as opposed to cross-dressing as the same sex?


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    steve indeed the cake is a lie, it's meant to be made up facts of the day. so the cake isn't a lie would be correct, now go get your d-lock for i'm being a pedantic bastard tonight.
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  • Fantastic Mr Fox
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  • RichMTB
    RichMTB Posts: 599
    Some local swimming pools contain special urine activated dyes in the water
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    RichMTB wrote:
    Some local swimming pools contain special urine activated dyes in the water

    I feel you may have missed the point of the thread...
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Andy wrote:
    RichMTB wrote:
    Some local swimming pools contain special urine activated dyes in the water

    I feel you may have missed the point of the thread...

    Yeah, one of the pools I work for used to have said dye.
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Kitty wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    RichMTB wrote:
    Some local swimming pools contain special urine activated dyes in the water

    I feel you may have missed the point of the thread...

    Yeah, one of the pools I pee in used to have said dye.

    Apparently it turns the water slightly yellow when you tinkle in it :wink:
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  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    77ric wrote:
    soy_sauce wrote:
    scientist said, if your left hand is larger than your face, that mean there is 98.66% chance of you love cross-dressing as the opposite sex.

    what as opposed to cross-dressing as the same sex?

    parallel-dressing
    :lol:
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  • RichMTB
    RichMTB Posts: 599
    RichMTB wrote:
    Some local swimming pools contain special urine activated dyes in the water


    I feel you may have missed the point of the thread...

    Actually its an urban myth so well entrenched in peoples mind that people think it is true when actually it is NOT

    Therefore a perfect example of a made up fact

    QED
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