Push bikes clogging up the roads
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Clever Pun wrote:When you're making batter and there's lumps in it... Cyclists didn't mix it properly
Are you calling cyclists w***ers in a roundabout way0 -
...and of course everyone knows Judas Iscariot spent his 30 pieces of silver on a new top of the range 30AD Trek Madone.0
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Oddjob62 wrote:...and of course everyone knows Judas Iscariot spent his 30 pieces of silver on a new top of the range 30AD Trek Madone.
when you get hair in your food... cyclist to blamePurveyor of sonic doom
Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
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I heard of this fella was a mountain biker and a surfer
Didn't like folding bikes though so that was okay“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
You know why Adam and Eve left the Garden of Eden ? Nothing to do with apples or snakes - Satan produced a tandem and they went off on a cycle tour of the Middle East0
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Tutankhamun dead at age 19?
Not surprised, riding on Cairo pavements the way he did."Consider the grebe..."0 -
I had almost black hair when I first set out on a bike; now it's grey. Cycling makes you grow old.0
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What's needed here is a 'Car-to-work-sceme' to tempt the cyclists to get a nearly half priced tax free car.
They'd have to use it for 50% of their commuting.
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Sheffield stands are always in the way when I try to cross the road!! :evil:0
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The Dinosaurs? We all know what really happened to them... b@**ard cyclists.
& don't get me started on what they did to the king of pop...0 -
Woah! My most successful thread ever! I was expecting about two replies.
...and you know which road abusers were responsible for all my sh1t threads in the past don't you??Cannondale R800 - Dry
Kona Honky Tonk - Wet
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jimmypippa wrote:iain_j wrote:Cafewanda wrote:.... and another thing, a couple of cyclists shoulder checked before moving further to to the right because of kerbside swimming pools between Kennington and Stockwell. Ridiculous manoeuvres. Should have been fined for taking up space on an empty stretch of road :twisted:
They were on the ROAD? F*****g hell get on the bloody CYCLE PATH!
I think you mean "PAVEMENT"
But I'm a reasonable man, so although they should be banned from the roads, they can be allowed to use the pavement as long as they get off and walk like normal people.
Oh, and JFK? Shot by militant b*stard cyclists for being driven around in a car, rather than a bicycle. Everyone denies it, which proves it's true.N00b commuter with delusions of competence
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When this funny smart upstanding member of the community gets run over by that bus... guess who's to blame???
Purveyor of sonic doom
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When your wifi goes on the blink.. interferance from their little wheels spinning around.0
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My grand father died in three world wars because of those bl**dy cyclists :x0
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antikythera wrote:My grand father died in three world wars because of those bl**dy cyclists :x
Why, did they bring him back to life? B***ards.0 -
Those really bright flashing rear lights cyclists use are really dangerous - they distract me when I'm texting in the queue to the traffic lights. Heaven knows what kind of accidents they have caused through their lack of consideration for legitimate road users!0
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And they insist on moving while I try to overtake them or turn left in front of them...don;t they know that's dangerous?!? :x :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil:0
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downfader wrote:antikythera wrote:My grand father died in three world wars because of those bl**dy cyclists :x
Why, did they bring him back to life? B***ards.
Yup - they recycled him.
Oh God.
That was bad... I may have to shoot myself. :oops:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
Puts gun in the room and walks away..................
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"Cyclist killed the radio star"
I also heard it was a Cyclist that killed JR!
Petrol prices have also risen because of cyclist. Motorists are using more having to overtake them and this increased demand has caused prices to increase!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
a cyclist killed Bambi's mum0
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And the demise of the car industry - nothing to do *ankers - it's cyclists not buying cars0
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And it's bikes wot wreck our (road tax payer's) money. Those thin tyres they're like circular saws compared to big wide car tyres.0
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if everyone rode a bike all the air would be used up in their tyres and we'd die!!0
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Fecking cyclists“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
Bet these UFO's that were on the news this morning were all bl**dy cyclists too!
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