Push bikes clogging up the roads

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  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    edited February 2010
    "Off I go to run the lights"
    MonkeyBike.jpg
    BTW I aint got no brakes on this thing, if you hit me its your fault. Yes, it really is that bananas
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Porgy wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    it's all multicoloured and smelly and dirty.

    racist

    Fixed that for you
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Porgy wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    it's all black and smelly and dirty.

    racist

    cyclist
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    cyclist

    That was uncalled for :evil:


    :D
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    iain_j wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    cyclist

    That was uncalled for :evil:


    :D

    Harsh but fair I feel :)
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    iain_j wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    cyclist

    That was uncalled for :evil:


    :D

    Harsh but fair I feel :)

    If the cap fits....







    (I'll get me coat)
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    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    Someone call the Daily Mail :roll:

    Call the Daily Mail a what?
  • mudcovered
    mudcovered Posts: 725
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    If the cap fits....
    It might affect your FCN :lol:

    Mike
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    Haven't we all forgot about the credit crunch and the recession, cyclists again....

    Franco - Prussian war, cyclists again, that Otto von Bismark.

    Great Depression

    Norman Tebbit's dad, need I say more, cyclist
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Porgy wrote:
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    Someone call the Daily Mail :roll:

    Call the Daily Mail a what?

    Feel free :twisted:
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,714
    iain_j wrote:
    whyamihere to the thread please :lol:
    *doffs hat*

    Evening all. Not sure what I'm supposed to be doing, so as you were.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,373
    whyamihere wrote:
    iain_j wrote:
    whyamihere to the thread please :lol:
    *doffs hat*

    Evening all. Not sure what I'm supposed to be doing, so as you were.


    There was a rumor you were one of these bicyclists we've been reading about
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    edited February 2010
    @ whyamihere:
    Porgy wrote:
    downfader wrote:
    Hitler liked riding a bike in the country. Nuff said. :lol:

    and he was a vegetarian* :twisted:

    Someone mention Godwin? :P

    ooh i'm a grass
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    .... and another thing, a couple of cyclists shoulder checked before moving further to to the right because of kerbside swimming pools between Kennington and Stockwell. Ridiculous manoeuvres. Should have been fined for taking up space on an empty stretch of road :twisted:
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Cafewanda wrote:
    .... and another thing, a couple of cyclists shoulder checked before moving further to to the right because of kerbside swimming pools between Kennington and Stockwell. Ridiculous manoeuvres. Should have been fined for taking up space on an empty stretch of road :twisted:

    They were on the ROAD? F*****g hell get on the bloody CYCLE PATH!
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,714
    iain_j wrote:
    @ whyamihere:
    Porgy wrote:
    downfader wrote:
    Hitler liked riding a bike in the country. Nuff said. :lol:
    and he was a vegetarian* :twisted:
    Someone mention Godwin? :P

    ooh i'm a grass
    Hmmm, you're right.

    If I was less lazy, I'd lock this...
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    There was a rumor you were one of these bicyclists we've been reading about
    How dare you! Take it back, take it back immediately!
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Feller who killed Bambi - hit and run cyclist.
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Yep. Lawrence of Arabia - killed when he swerved his motorbike to avoid 2 kids on bicycles.
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    George W Bush




    ...cyclist (no, really in this case...)
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    They had to stage the Paris-Dakar rally in South America because there were too many cyclists clogging up the desert.
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  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    iain_j wrote:
    whyamihere to the thread please :lol:
    *doffs hat*

    Evening all. Not sure what I'm supposed to be doing, so as you were.


    There was a rumor you were one of these bicyclists we've been reading about

    I hear he's a mountain bicyclist.
  • jimmypippa
    jimmypippa Posts: 1,712
    iain_j wrote:
    Cafewanda wrote:
    .... and another thing, a couple of cyclists shoulder checked before moving further to to the right because of kerbside swimming pools between Kennington and Stockwell. Ridiculous manoeuvres. Should have been fined for taking up space on an empty stretch of road :twisted:

    They were on the ROAD? F*****g hell get on the bloody CYCLE PATH!

    I think you mean "PAVEMENT"
    http://www.bikehike.co.uk/mapview.php?id=6404
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I hear that communists ride bicycles.
  • fletch8928
    fletch8928 Posts: 794
    If it wernt for them damn bicycles Drew Barrymore wouldnt have turned to drugs and Elliot would have been the happiest boy around.
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    but ET wouldn't have got home
  • fletch8928
    fletch8928 Posts: 794
    And they would have all been happy
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    That woman in a BMW who passed me in stop-start traffic while putting on mascara and, half a minute later, passed me again while texting, I could tell that she was a C*CLIST!
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  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    iain_j wrote:
    but ET wouldn't have got home

    *Daily Mail mode engaged* Damn illegal aliens!!
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    When you're making batter and there's lumps in it... Cyclists didn't mix it properly
    Purveyor of sonic doom

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  • barry_kellett99
    barry_kellett99 Posts: 480
    You know that iceberg that sank the titanic?

    Yea, A cyclist towed that out there on a pedal boat
    http://teammaxbo.blogspot.com/

    Long live the pompino

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