Push bikes clogging up the roads
jopari
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Chap kangaroos out in front of me from junction in ancient suzuki swift, looking straight at me.
Me: Wooah! Watch it!
Him (now at the lights): What's your problem?
Me: You pulled out rigth in front of me.
Him: It's push bikes that cause all these problems on a morning. Why don't you get a car?
Me: I have two cars thanks.
Brilliant logic I thought. He even continued on the theme of bikes slowing the traffic down, despite it being completely counter-intuitive.
It made me laugh, and I warmed to the guy (pity I guess).
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Me: Wooah! Watch it!
Him (now at the lights): What's your problem?
Me: You pulled out rigth in front of me.
Him: It's push bikes that cause all these problems on a morning. Why don't you get a car?
Me: I have two cars thanks.
Brilliant logic I thought. He even continued on the theme of bikes slowing the traffic down, despite it being completely counter-intuitive.
It made me laugh, and I warmed to the guy (pity I guess).
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He's absolutely right. People on pushbikes cause no end of probems in the morning.
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Traffic jams
U turns because of said traffic jams
Left/right hooking vehicles
Get them off the road I say! :twisted:0 -
It's cyclists that make all the potholes too. B@astards0
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Yeah, and y'know when you park up at a supermarket and get scratches and dents on your doors and bumpers? ...cyclists...0
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I'm soley responsible for the major roadworks happening on Kingston Road, Clapham highstreet, Wimbledon and Waterloo Bridge.
I didn't mean to tear the street apart but I was late for work.... :oops:Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
And that lump on your b*alls...0
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When you do up the fasteners on your duvet cover only to get to the end before realising you missed one at the beginning, forcing you to undo them all and start again...
...f##king cyclists.0 -
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Oh, and climate change!!
I might burn my bike in protest.0 -
Damn vegetarians, cyclists the lot of them...._Brun_ wrote:When you do up the fasteners on your duvet cover only to get to the end before realising you missed one at the beginning, forcing you to undo them all and start again...
...f##king cyclists.
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Purveyor of sonic doom
Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
Fixed Pista- FCN 5
Beared Bromptonite - FCN 140 -
Bikes caused the congestion charge in londonPurveyor of sonic doom
Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
Fixed Pista- FCN 5
Beared Bromptonite - FCN 140 -
Suicide bombers sometimes ride bikes.
B@STARDS!!!!! :twisted:0 -
That bit of fibre-y food you get stuck in your teeth when eating kedgerie... even though it wasnt there when you cooked the damn thing.. cyclists.
Oh and windows Vista - made by a cyclist0 -
2million people unemployed, all cyclists! Just cycling around in the mornings trying to annoy those that have a job!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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and they're always dirty, sweaty. If you're going to go around being dirty sweaty annoying nuisances the least you can do is drive a car dammit!! :evil:0
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DonDaddyD wrote:Damn vegetarians, cyclists the lot of them...._Brun_ wrote:When you do up the fasteners on your duvet cover only to get to the end before realising you missed one at the beginning, forcing you to undo them all and start again...
...f##king cyclists.
errrrrmmmmm..... :oops:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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and they don't pay road tax, or insurance, they jump red lights, they ride on pavements, they don't look where they're going.
And think of all the CO2 they're breathing out. CO2 is baaaad!0 -
Is this thread designed to confuse any anti-cycling types who happen to find it on a "cyclists are b@stards" google search?
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rls=ig&q=cyclists+are+b%40stards&start=10&sa=N0 -
iain_j wrote:and they don't pay road tax, or insurance, they jump red lights, they ride on pavements, they don't look where they're going.
And think of all the CO2 they're breathing out. CO2 is baaaad!
No. No. No. NO,.
CO2 is not bad... they all say CARBON is bad.
Well, it must be: it's all black and smelly and dirty...A. Bit. Like. All. These. Cyclists.
Oh. Wait. :shock:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
And trees - don't forget trees - just stood there growing and breathing in all our carbon dioxide - smug b*stards - and grass just lying around being ..... green0
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Yeah! Trees and grass! They take up so much space and they don't even PAY for it! Put registration plates on 'em and MAKE EM PAY!0
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iain_j wrote:Yeah! Trees and grass! They take up so much space and they don't even PAY for it! Put registration plates on 'em and MAKE EM PAY!
Okay, now you're being silly.Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
Hitler liked riding a bike in the country. Nuff said.0
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whyamihere to the thread please0
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iain_j wrote:whyamihere to the thread please
please don't make it THAT weird!Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
Someone call the Daily Mail :roll:0
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Kieran_Burns wrote:it's all black and smelly and dirty.
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