3 words said during sex
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Tiger Woods says:
Hello cocktail waitress
Hole in one!
Just doing it!
Another Major sucess
Don't tell Erin
You told Erin!!
She'll Kill Me
Erin, not putter
Oh, my lips
Better drive away
Arrrrrggggg - Fire Hydrant!
Hello Officer zzzzzzz
Hello Erin's Mum
This feel nice?
Arrrgggggg Call Ambulance!!!
Carrer almost over
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Get down Shep!!"Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0
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Wallace1492 wrote:Get down Shep!!
Our younger posters won't get the reference. :shock:
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I would have thought that the best sex should render one close to speechless
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don't stop linsen
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WheezyMcChubby wrote:Wallace1492 wrote:Get down Shep!!
Our younger posters won't get the reference. :shock:
I think we're on the wrong side of a generation gap
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Ouch, stop that.
What? So I may be a few sheets to the wind, what of it? There's more where that came from, men...0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:There's more where that came from, men...0
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Just drink this...Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Kieran_Burns wrote:Just drink this...
isn't that before?Purveyor of sonic doom
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Clever Pun wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Just drink this...
isn't that before?
sometimes they wake up....Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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stick that where!!!
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Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Kieran_Burns wrote:
Rumour has it you have the body of a 20 year old but no-one knows where you keep it0 -
Prefer the tradesman's"Consider the grebe..."0
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SmellTheGlove wrote:Prefer the tradesman's
You are now on my list of 'disturbing guys'Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
NGale wrote:SmellTheGlove wrote:Prefer the tradesman's
You are now on my list of 'disturbing guys'
And you had to wait till then? Did the username not perhaps give a slight hint of disturbness?
Incidentally Smell, I take it the name is from Spinal Tap album, rather than the imfamous Old Firm football incident up here, when before a game, a Celtic player "allegedly" left a deposit in the opposition goalkeepers hand garments, and was afterwards invited to "SMELL THE GLOVE""Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"0 -
Wallace1492 wrote:NGale wrote:SmellTheGlove wrote:Prefer the tradesman's
You are now on my list of 'disturbing guys'
And you had to wait till then? Did the username not perhaps give a slight hint of disturbness?
Incidentally Smell, I take it the name is from Spinal Tap album, rather than the imfamous Old Firm football incident up here, when before a game, a Celtic player "allegedly" left a deposit in the opposition goalkeepers hand garments, and was afterwards invited to "SMELL THE GLOVE"
Others have just made me laugh that one just made me :shock:Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
I came, already!!?!!Food Chain number = 4
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Clever Pun wrote:Pretend it's snow
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Il Principe wrote:Clever Pun wrote:Pretend it's snow
I've been wondering how you deal with your unfortunate dandruff issues.
you're not confusing your crabs issue are you?Purveyor of sonic doom
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Clever Pun wrote:Il Principe wrote:Clever Pun wrote:Pretend it's snow
I've been wondering how you deal with your unfortunate dandruff issues.
you're not confusing your crabs issue are you?
Nah I'm broadcasting that as a form of barmaid deterrent.- 2023 Vielo V+1
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