3 words said during sex

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  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Tiger Woods says:

    Hello cocktail waitress

    Hole in one!

    Just doing it!

    Another Major sucess

    Don't tell Erin

    You told Erin!!

    She'll Kill Me

    Erin, not putter

    Oh, my lips

    Better drive away

    Arrrrrggggg - Fire Hydrant!

    Hello Officer zzzzzzz

    Hello Erin's Mum

    This feel nice?

    Arrrgggggg Call Ambulance!!!

    Carrer almost over

    (ok, not all DURING, but you get the drift)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Ow! Too deep!
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  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    itboffin wrote:
    Your mums better


    ROFLMAO Brilliant :lol:
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  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    DonDaddyD wrote:

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    Cool

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  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Left a bit...
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  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Get down Shep!!
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,376
    Wallace1492 wrote:
    Get down Shep!!


    Our younger posters won't get the reference. :shock:

    I think we're on the wrong side of a generation gap :lol:
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    I would have thought that the best sex should render one close to speechless

    There is an obvious question here, but I won't ask it........
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  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    don't stop linsen

    someone had to do it :D
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    Wallace1492 wrote:
    Get down Shep!!


    Our younger posters won't get the reference. :shock:

    I think we're on the wrong side of a generation gap :lol:

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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Ouch, stop that.


    What? So I may be a few sheets to the wind, what of it? There's more where that came from, men...
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  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    There's more where that came from, men...
    :shock:
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Just drink this...
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  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    stop breathing bitch!
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Just drink this...

    isn't that before?
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Just drink this...

    isn't that before?

    sometimes they wake up....
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    stick that where!!!

    Hamsters love it
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    stick that where!!!

    Hamsters love it


    ARMAGEDDON! :shock: :lol:
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    stick that where!!!

    Hamsters love it


    ARMAGEDDON! :shock: :lol:

    Rumour has it you have the body of a 20 year old but no-one knows where you keep it :wink:
  • SmellTheGlove
    SmellTheGlove Posts: 697
    Prefer the tradesman's
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    SmellTheGlove wrote:
    Prefer the tradesman's

    You are now on my list of 'disturbing guys' :lol:
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  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    NGale wrote:
    SmellTheGlove wrote:
    Prefer the tradesman's

    You are now on my list of 'disturbing guys' :lol:

    And you had to wait till then? Did the username not perhaps give a slight hint of disturbness?

    Incidentally Smell, I take it the name is from Spinal Tap album, rather than the imfamous Old Firm football incident up here, when before a game, a Celtic player "allegedly" left a deposit in the opposition goalkeepers hand garments, and was afterwards invited to "SMELL THE GLOVE"
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    Wallace1492 wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    SmellTheGlove wrote:
    Prefer the tradesman's

    You are now on my list of 'disturbing guys' :lol:

    And you had to wait till then? Did the username not perhaps give a slight hint of disturbness?

    Incidentally Smell, I take it the name is from Spinal Tap album, rather than the imfamous Old Firm football incident up here, when before a game, a Celtic player "allegedly" left a deposit in the opposition goalkeepers hand garments, and was afterwards invited to "SMELL THE GLOVE"

    Others have just made me laugh that one just made me :shock:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I came, already!!?!!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • paul-yokaholnes
    paul-yokaholnes Posts: 24
    Always Tyred wrote:
    My back hurts.

    i heard this one on sunday morning

    is that it
  • N0bodyOfTheGoat
    N0bodyOfTheGoat Posts: 6,050
    That's £250, please! :lol:
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Pretend it's snow
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Pretend it's snow

    I've been wondering how you deal with your unfortunate dandruff issues.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Il Principe wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Pretend it's snow

    I've been wondering how you deal with your unfortunate dandruff issues.

    you're not confusing your crabs issue are you?
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Pretend it's snow

    I've been wondering how you deal with your unfortunate dandruff issues.

    you're not confusing your crabs issue are you?

    Nah I'm broadcasting that as a form of barmaid deterrent.

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