3 words said during sex

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  • evil_breakfast
    evil_breakfast Posts: 464
    Don't sack me
    You're the light wiping out my batteries; You're the cream in my airport coffee's.
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    whoops it slipped
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    "Call me Joey"

    "Joey, Joey, Joey!"

    "NOW SAY THOR!!!!!!"
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    My back hurts.
  • hisoka
    hisoka Posts: 541
    "do your worst"

    followed by

    "argh, please stop!"
    "This area left purposefully blank"
    Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.

    FCN: 11 (apparently)
  • mtbcommuter
    mtbcommuter Posts: 72
    Test how brave you are, to be said with a wink if the wife walks in and catches you

    "you're next fatty"
  • Thread8
    Thread8 Posts: 479
    THIS IS SPARTA!!

    :D
    Haro Thread 8
    Please help!

    "It's like parkour, on a bike"
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    "Call me Joey"

    "Joey, Joey, Joey!"

    "NOW SAY THOR!!!!!!"


    DDD are you seriously deranged? :D:D:D
    -Spider-
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    -spider- wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    "Call me Joey"

    "Joey, Joey, Joey!"

    "NOW SAY THOR!!!!!!"


    DDD are you seriously deranged? :D:D:D

    Deep down inside I'm the Norse God of Thunder....*

    *from the Marvel Universe

    4003header_banner3891974.jpg
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Stabbed the bed!
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    First time lucky!

    These threads don't half clarify who the literalists, the comedians and the creeps are on bikeradar.
    My Focus / My Bob Jackson
    Blog (incl. bikes)
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    I can't breathe.
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    biondino wrote:
    First time lucky!

    These threads don't half clarify who the literalists, the comedians and the creeps are on bikeradar.
    Care to name names? :shock:
  • bradford
    bradford Posts: 195
    F**k me Santa!!! :shock:
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    bradford wrote:
    F**k me Santa!!! :shock:

    Somebody has been watching bad santa
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    kiss it better?

    did you fart?

    your breath smells

    please stop screaming

    i'm a virgin

    do you fluff?
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    Your Daughters Fit
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Spit? Or Swallow?
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    finish yourself off
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • bradford
    bradford Posts: 195
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    bradford wrote:
    F**k me Santa!!! :shock:

    Somebody has been watching bad santa

    Yeah you got me :P Great film! :lol:
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Dirty Sanchez time!
    That's a DonkeyPunch
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    Thanks Mum
    Fancy a Biscuit
    I love you
    your sister better
    where the cat
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Hooray for Boobies
    Purveyor of sonic doom

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    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    How much again?

    Do you give change

    correct fare only

    two for one

    swipe to enter
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Not my Hair
    Purveyor of sonic doom

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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    lost my teeth
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • gazmercer
    gazmercer Posts: 12
    What is that

    Whose is that

    That's all folks

    Oh My God

    Not near me

    Suzy, Sharon, Shirley

    Look, no hands
  • SmellTheGlove
    SmellTheGlove Posts: 697
    Classy minge fart
    "Consider the grebe..."
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Smell the glove
    Bigger IS better
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • Eau Rouge
    Eau Rouge Posts: 1,118
    You still here?

    I've an STD!

    This is new

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