3 words said during sex

Matt the Tester
Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
edited December 2009 in Commuting chat
a follow up from the previous thread :D



ow that hurts!
Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
north west of england.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    who are you?
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • wiffachip
    wiffachip Posts: 861
    that's me bum
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    you started yet?
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    What is that?
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    NOOOOO MAN GAGA
    Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
    north west of england.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,376
    Go to sleep
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    That shouldn't happen.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • wiffachip
    wiffachip Posts: 861
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.


    that's more than 3 words
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.
    You need help.
  • wiffachip
    wiffachip Posts: 861
    Always Tyred wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.
    You need help.

    that's three words
  • Aidy
    Aidy Posts: 2,015
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.

    Please shut up.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited December 2009
    Aidy wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.

    Please shut up.

    I'm a talker.... :wink:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    You're not DDD
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Your husband's home!
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    Where's the remote?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Your mums better
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    lol DDD :P

    cockmeat sandwich coming!
    Coveryourcar.co.uk RT Tester
    north west of england.
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Always Tyred wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.
    You need help.

    In what form? A third person? :shock:
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

    Bike 1
    Bike 2-A
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.

    This sounds like the Chuckle Brothers having a shag.
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

    Bike 1
    Bike 2-A
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,376
    Always Tyred wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.
    You need help.

    OR

    You need help?
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Greg66 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.

    This sounds like the Chuckle Brothers having a shag.

    Now that's a picture I don't need.


    "to me"
    "to you"
    "to me"
    "to you"
    "to me"
    "to you"
    "to me"
    "to you"
    "to me"
    "to you"


    :shock:
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Greg66 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Get on top
    Now bend over
    Leg over shoulder
    Finger in there
    Try this one
    No not that
    Yes this one
    Turn sideways please
    Turn around now
    oh f*ck it
    Are you alright
    Just do this
    Yeah like that
    Keep on going
    Leg over shoulder
    Have you cum
    I'm gonna cum
    Oh. Oh yes!
    Phew! I'm tired.

    This sounds like the Chuckle Brothers having a shag.

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Sun - Rain - Snow
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    Is that it?
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    What's your name?
    -Spider-
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    -spider- wrote:
    What's your name?

    I'm Tiger Woods :wink:
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    show's yer divot
    -Spider-
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Hole in one!!
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • singlespeedexplosif
    singlespeedexplosif Posts: 1,564
    'who's the daddy?'

    or

    'now we know'

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4CQin03MDQ
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    am I bleeding
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now

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