shaved balls

Troopy

Johnp wrote:

Troopy,

Havent you got some subbies you need to rip off or something?

We are all a part of the food chain, some are just lower down that's all, why do you think they are called subbies!!!

Monkeypump

Johnp wrote:

Monkey pump,

Lets not get into the whole debate of whether it was my fault or hers (trust me it was hers)

Are you a relationship guru, cos if you really think the ladies will be impressed when two bald bollocks pop from my pants then maybe I will consider joining you all.

Only joking matey - thought that might be a case of "thou dost protest too much" Lets not open that particular can of worms then.

Relationship guru? Moi? Er... no. But being one of the shavers here (sack only, with a nice close trim for the rest), I've been surprised by the positive responses. If nothing else, it has warranted a closer look!

TommyEss

Johnp - word to the wise if you're coming to Reading...

They have clippers at the services or the train station if required - it is a condition of entry, I'm afraid, and non-negotiable.

Anonymous

Lovely, just had a trim feels lovely.

skyd0g

This would be a less than delicate way of removing excess foliage:
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/all/Ass_Bottle_Rocket/#21523
:shock:

Troopy

Johnp wrote:

Troopy,

Its my last day in Croydon and off to Reading as of tommorow for six months then hopefully to Clapham for a nice 20 minute walk to work rather than 2 hours on numerous modes of public transport as I have been doing for the last 5 years.

Where you working?

I'm up in Peterborough but I work all over the country, although I’m not from Peterborough I hasten to add. I moved here to be with the ex fiancé bitch from hell and then just stayed.
Good to get rid of the long daily commute, it'd drive me mad, but then needs must sometimes.

TommyEss

At 3 in the afternoon?!

Aggieboy

Johnp

I have just checked Readings tourist information web site and it mentions nothing about mandatory scrotum shaving. In fact it states the following five points about Reading:

1. Inhabited mainly by inbreds and hoodies
2. Nothing of ANY interest WHATSOEVER
3. Drugs are cheap
4. Women are LOOSE
5. Crap football team

Johnp

Troopy,

Exs are a bitch, who do you work for?

TommyEss

Johnp wrote:

I have just checked Readings tourist information web site and it mentions nothing about mandatory scrotum shaving. In fact it states the following five points about Reading:

1. Inhabited mainly by inbreds and hoodies
2. Nothing of ANY interest WHATSOEVER
3. Drugs are cheap
4. Women are LOOSE
5. Crap football team

1. Yes, mainly
2. We've got a Vue now...
3. So I hear
4. I have standards
5. Yes - the rugby team is a fair bit more useful though

STEFANOS4784

@ johnp and troopy, sounds like you 2 are getting quite flirty. Maybe a double shave session is what you need to brake the ice properly

Troopy

Johnp wrote:

Troopy,

Exs are a *****, who do you work for?

I have my own business, but it's not as glam as it sounds. Last week I did about 90 hours which equates to about 4.93 and hour.........well a little more maybe but you know what i mean.

Troopy

STEFANOS4784 wrote:

@ johnp and troopy, sounds like you 2 are getting quite flirty. Maybe a double shave session is what you need to brake the ice properly

Johnp

Stefano,

I will come round your house whilst your asleep and shave off your eyebrows if your not careful.

STEFANOS4784

Already done, it's the only place i don't like hair

Johnp

Your one sick puppy Stefano, do you parade around your house with your cock tucked between your legs?

Johnp

why has it changed the word c o c k with fool? Wonder what it does when I write fucking arse bandits

Troopy

Johnp wrote:

Your one sick puppy Stefano, do you parade around your house with your fool tucked between your legs?

......and :?

STEFANOS4784

Isn't that how everyone trains :?

Johnp

Trains for what? A life in a face mask and a 2' x 2' cell with only your own sick twisted thoughts for company?

Troopy

Thanks for brightening up the afternoon guys, it's been a good laugh . Only thing is now I'm going to have to stay late to catch on the work :roll: .

CdrJake

NGale wrote:

It's only reacently that I have been able to stop the other half from waxing his chest, a habit he's had since he was 13 :shock:

elsewhere...'tidy' is the order of the day

I would like to thank NGale for revealing my 'grooming' regime :oops:

disgruntledgoat

STEFANOS4784 wrote:

@ johnp and troopy, sounds like you 2 are getting quite flirty. Maybe a double shave session is what you need to brake the ice properly

You should never brake on ice...

redvee

CdrJake wrote:

NGale wrote:

It's only reacently that I have been able to stop the other half from waxing his chest, a habit he's had since he was 13 :shock:

elsewhere...'tidy' is the order of the day

I would like to thank NGale for revealing my 'grooming' regime :oops:

The only way to balance the books is to do likewise but up the ante and include pics

CdrJake

redvee wrote:

CdrJake wrote:

NGale wrote:

It's only reacently that I have been able to stop the other half from waxing his chest, a habit he's had since he was 13 :shock:

elsewhere...'tidy' is the order of the day

I would like to thank NGale for revealing my 'grooming' regime :oops:

The only way to balance the books is to do likewise but up the ante and include pics

If I wasn't a gentleman I would....also I value my balls where they are thank you

skyd0g

CdrJake wrote:

redvee wrote:

CdrJake wrote:

NGale wrote:

It's only reacently that I have been able to stop the other half from waxing his chest, a habit he's had since he was 13 :shock:

elsewhere...'tidy' is the order of the day

I would like to thank NGale for revealing my 'grooming' regime :oops:

The only way to balance the books is to do likewise but up the ante and include pics

If I wasn't a gentleman I would....also I value my balls where they are thank you

...is that one in Dartmouth, the other in Portsmouth?
...that's quite a spread of ballistics, even for a military man.

CdrJake

skyd0g wrote:

CdrJake wrote:

redvee wrote:

CdrJake wrote:

NGale wrote:

It's only reacently that I have been able to stop the other half from waxing his chest, a habit he's had since he was 13 :shock:

elsewhere...'tidy' is the order of the day

I would like to thank NGale for revealing my 'grooming' regime :oops:

The only way to balance the books is to do likewise but up the ante and include pics

If I wasn't a gentleman I would....also I value my balls where they are thank you

...is that one in Dartmouth, the other in Portsmouth?
...that's quite a spread of ballistics, even for a military man.

I'm an all round talented type chap you see

Dartmouth from Thursday night to Monday morning, Portsmouth the rest of the time.

secretsam

F*ck me guys, get a grip...I mean everyone is noticing this, this thread is now a hot topic of hilarity on the Commuter site where I normally lurk.

And yes, I've done it when I got the snip and frankly I'm not sure which was more unpleasant. Some things just ain't right or wholesome, bleaurgh.

Troopy

SecretSam wrote:

F*ck me guys, get a grip...I mean everyone is noticing this, this thread is now a hot topic of hilarity on the Commuter site where I normally lurk.

And yes, I've done it when I got the snip and frankly I'm not sure which was more unpleasant. Some things just ain't right or wholesome, bleaurgh.

The anger stage followed by denial, the anger stage again will come again etc etc just as I told Johnp earlier............ come ........come Secret Sam join us smoothies....... you know you want to, you can try and fight it but you won't win. Shout out loud "I WANT A NAKED SCROTUM"