shaved balls

Anonymous

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

dmclite to you get it done by a pro (no not that type) or can you get DIY kits,

I get Mrs dmclite's mate to wax my back, and I do the rest in a nice hot bath.

ynyswen24

Anyone suffer pubic baldness? I'm getting on in years and it's starting to concern me and I didn't want to go down the route of 'comb-over'ing the plums.

rake

my piles get really sore on a long ride.

hopper1

dmclite wrote:

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

dmclite to you get it done by a pro (no not that type) or can you get DIY kits,

I get Mrs dmclite's mate to wax my back, and I do the rest in a nice hot bath.

Why not get Mrs Dmc's mate to polish your nads up, too? :oops:

blakef111

dmclite wrote:

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

dmclite to you get it done by a pro (no not that type) or can you get DIY kits,

I get Mrs dmclite's mate to wax my back, and I do the rest in a nice hot bath.

i'm not allowed to suggest anything with missf111's friends, i was under the impression you don't ask you don't get but according to her apparently not!, my mate offered whilst in the pub today, now concerned

andy162

Due to Male Pattern Baldness & a wish to have a hairstyle akin to a Mitchell bruvver I shave the noggin.

So whilst trimming the bonce I'm happy to put the ol' Wahl Homecut to work removing excess curlywurly from down yonder. A bit of male member maintenance does seem to get the thumbs up from Mrs Andy.

Not to sure about sack shaving mind, consequences of a mishap/puncture are enough to render a trim suffice.

sward29

CHRISNOIR wrote:

Since I started sprucing up down there I don't think I'll ever let it all grow out again. Also, hacking the bush back a tad can make 'The Wee Fella' look a bit less wee...

I once heard an old chinese expression which seems suitable:

'The tree always looks taller when the grass is cut short'

Anonymous

hopper1 wrote:

dmclite wrote:

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

dmclite to you get it done by a pro (no not that type) or can you get DIY kits,

I get Mrs dmclite's mate to wax my back, and I do the rest in a nice hot bath.

Why not get Mrs Dmc's mate to polish your nads up, too? :oops:

Cos if Mrs dmclite ever found out I had even propositioned her, I would be nadless in minutes few.

hopper1

dmclite wrote:

hopper1 wrote:

dmclite wrote:

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

dmclite to you get it done by a pro (no not that type) or can you get DIY kits,

I get Mrs dmclite's mate to wax my back, and I do the rest in a nice hot bath.

Why not get Mrs Dmc's mate to polish your nads up, too? :oops:

Cos if Mrs dmclite ever found out I had even propositioned her, I would be nadless in minutes few.

No sense of humour then....

Anonymous

Hopper1 - yours was the 69th post

fungus_the_muffin_man

I'm a a mates wedding this weekend and staying over night at the hotel. Do I give this shaving lark a go and give missus fungus a suprise? I supposse if I hurt the old fella I could always look sympathetically at her and ask her to kiss him better

MattC59

Use a blowtorch....... you've got to be quick, but the hair should frazzle away before any serious damage to your plums. :shock:

Bikerbaboon

MattC59 wrote:

Use a blowtorch....... you've got to be quick, but the hair should frazzle away before any serious damage to your plums. :shock:

I would not recomend this as once my mate removed his considerabal chest hair using wisky and a lighter. It took days to get rid of the burnt hair smell. :oops:

skellator3

redvee, is that not a bit risky im agine a chemical burn there, my eyes are watering
anyone trying this for the frst time just remember dont put aftershave on
lol

MattC59

skellator3 wrote:

redvee, is that not a bit risky im agine a chemical burn there, my eyes are watering
anyone trying this for the frst time just remember dont put aftershave on
lol

Proper men use creosote, not aftershave 8)

hopper1

NapoleonD wrote:

Hopper1 - yours was the 69th post

Cool... Just as well I'm all polished up, then

Aggieboy

Unless you're a porn star or you've got crabs this doesn't seem right. Any women lurkers here willing to give a view? (on the subject )

popette

I have no preference - either would be fine for me.
However, hairy backs - yuk! I'm not keen on hairs poking out of the top of shirts either.

hopper1

popette wrote:

I have no preference - either would be fine for me.
However, hairy backs - yuk! I'm not keen on hairs poking out of the top of shirts either.

I'm not too keen on hairs sticking out of the sides of ladies underwear (on a lady! ),either... Looks like spiders legs :evil:

No offence -spider-

Troopy

I've just found this thread, I've shaved the todger and sack and crack for years now, only starts to itch a little when it needs a re doing and is more comfortable when riding. I agree with Popette, even as a heterosexual bloke I don't like to see hairy backs, we are no longer Neanderthal :roll: I have mine waxed regularly and keep the rest of the body hair trimmed to suit, most of the ladies seem to like it that way, especially the shaved sack .

Anonymous

Im getting my back waxed in about half an hour actually, it hurts but is worth it.

prawny

dmclite wrote:

Im getting my back waxed in about half an hour actually, it hurts but is worth it.

I let mrs prawny loose with her epilator in the summer feck me that hurts the first time :shock:

I've let it grow back for the winter but i'm going to get a wax in the spring and then try and keep it up from then on, my back is gross, I had to shave the nape of my neck last weekend it was making me feel ill.

thejesusandsedischain

i used to get my girlfriend to shave my back with the whal, but now im single it looks like a trip to the local beauty salon, i will feel a bit silly and vain like a footballer but hairy backs do look nasty even more so when you have smoove legs and a trimed furry front.

Anonymous

prawny wrote:

dmclite wrote:

Im getting my back waxed in about half an hour actually, it hurts but is worth it.

I let mrs prawny loose with her epilator in the summer feck me that hurts the first time :shock:

I've let it grow back for the winter but i'm going to get a wax in the spring and then try and keep it up from then on, my back is gross, I had to shave the nape of my neck last weekend it was making me feel ill.

Tried the epilator once, NEVER AGAIN. Fecking hurt. Lots.

hopper1

Waxing hurts (a lot!) the first time. But, I have found that if you keep waxing regularly the roots don't get a chance to grow too big, so the pain is reduced...

Troopy

I can concur with that hopper1, the longer you leave it between waxing the more painful it is, also the more you do it the thinner the hairs are suppose to get.
I haven't ever tried the sack and crack waxing, the thought of it makes my legs do that involuntary twitch!!!

hopper1

Troopy wrote:

I can concur with that hopper1, the longer you leave it between waxing the more painful it is, also the more you do it the thinner the hairs are suppose to get.
I haven't ever tried the sack and crack waxing, the thought of it makes my legs do that involuntary twitch!!!

That's never going to happen... :oops:

bobtbuilder

I don't understand those who are appalled by this concept. We take care of other aspects of our faces & bodies to approve our appearances aesthetically, but balk at the idea of a little pubic topiary?

Many of us like our ladyfolk to prune their Lady Gardens, so the least we can do is tidy up the old fella.

PBo

"When there's no underbrush, the tree looks taller"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TiJNewpCnY

(I'm a non shaver btw)

oscarbudgie

I've got a massive c0ck







I'll get my coat