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  • TheTalkingTurboTrainer
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer Posts: 916
    A number of years ago when I was single, I got picked up by a girl at my cousin's 21st. She claimed I'd be eying her up all night ... which was untrue, I was eying up the girl next to her who was hotter :D (this girl was still attractive so I wasn't gonna fight it).

    Anyway, we get back to hers and OMG!! :shock: there was just NO EXCUSE for what I saw. Good god woman! Ask for a weed whacker for your next birthday :? There's just no excuse for that in this day and age. I made my excuses and left. I was living at home at the time as it was just before I left to come and live over here. Was kinda weird when the old man goes "what are you doing back here? Thought you'd be staying at Bianca's tonight?" :roll:

    And because I expect the lady to be groomed to a very high standard, I to shall be groomed to the same standard. I've been attacked a few times by the clippers before ... so I am a fan of Veet. Don't leave it on too long though. It can burn :oops:
    Vive les All Blacks!!! [:D]
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    A number of years ago when I was single, I got picked up by a girl at my cousin's 21st. She claimed I'd be eying her up all night ... which was untrue, I was eying up the girl next to her who was hotter :D (this girl was still attractive so I wasn't gonna fight it).

    Anyway, we get back to hers and OMG!! :shock: there was just NO EXCUSE for what I saw. Good god woman! Ask for a weed whacker for your next birthday :? There's just no excuse for that in this day and age. I made my excuses and left. I was living at home at the time as it was just before I left to come and live over here. Was kinda weird when the old man goes "what are you doing back here? Thought you'd be staying at Bianca's tonight?" :roll:

    And because I expect the lady to be groomed to a very high standard, I to shall be groomed to the same standard. I've been attacked a few times by the clippers before ... so I am a fan of Veet. Don't leave it on too long though. It can burn :oops:
    Cheers, bloke... You just truely grossed me out and spoilt my lunch!
    :evil:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • TheTalkingTurboTrainer
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer Posts: 916
    hopper1 wrote:
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    A number of years ago when I was single, I got picked up by a girl at my cousin's 21st. She claimed I'd be eying her up all night ... which was untrue, I was eying up the girl next to her who was hotter :D (this girl was still attractive so I wasn't gonna fight it).

    Anyway, we get back to hers and OMG!! :shock: there was just NO EXCUSE for what I saw. Good god woman! Ask for a weed whacker for your next birthday :? There's just no excuse for that in this day and age. I made my excuses and left. I was living at home at the time as it was just before I left to come and live over here. Was kinda weird when the old man goes "what are you doing back here? Thought you'd be staying at Bianca's tonight?" :roll:

    And because I expect the lady to be groomed to a very high standard, I to shall be groomed to the same standard. I've been attacked a few times by the clippers before ... so I am a fan of Veet. Don't leave it on too long though. It can burn :oops:
    Cheers, bloke... You just truely grossed me out and spoilt my lunch!
    :evil:

    How do you think I feel?? It was 8 years ago and I STILL have nightmares!!
    Vive les All Blacks!!! [:D]
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    A number of years ago when I was single, I got picked up by a girl at my cousin's 21st...
    Re-live that night by googling 'Rodox Magazine*' - make sure you don't do it at work though...

    *The first bongo-mag I ever saw - scared me to death.
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    hopper1 wrote:
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    A number of years ago when I was single, I got picked up by a girl at my cousin's 21st. She claimed I'd be eying her up all night ... which was untrue, I was eying up the girl next to her who was hotter :D (this girl was still attractive so I wasn't gonna fight it).

    Anyway, we get back to hers and OMG!! :shock: there was just NO EXCUSE for what I saw. Good god woman! Ask for a weed whacker for your next birthday :? There's just no excuse for that in this day and age. I made my excuses and left. I was living at home at the time as it was just before I left to come and live over here. Was kinda weird when the old man goes "what are you doing back here? Thought you'd be staying at Bianca's tonight?" :roll:

    And because I expect the lady to be groomed to a very high standard, I to shall be groomed to the same standard. I've been attacked a few times by the clippers before ... so I am a fan of Veet. Don't leave it on too long though. It can burn :oops:
    Cheers, bloke... You just truely grossed me out and spoilt my lunch!
    :evil:

    How do you think I feel?? It was 8 years ago and I STILL have nightmares!!

    Ok, ok, curiosity gets me... Did you make your excuses before, or after... :wink:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • TheTalkingTurboTrainer
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer Posts: 916
    hopper1 wrote:
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    hopper1 wrote:
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    A number of years ago when I was single, I got picked up by a girl at my cousin's 21st. She claimed I'd be eying her up all night ... which was untrue, I was eying up the girl next to her who was hotter :D (this girl was still attractive so I wasn't gonna fight it).

    Anyway, we get back to hers and OMG!! :shock: there was just NO EXCUSE for what I saw. Good god woman! Ask for a weed whacker for your next birthday :? There's just no excuse for that in this day and age. I made my excuses and left. I was living at home at the time as it was just before I left to come and live over here. Was kinda weird when the old man goes "what are you doing back here? Thought you'd be staying at Bianca's tonight?" :roll:

    And because I expect the lady to be groomed to a very high standard, I to shall be groomed to the same standard. I've been attacked a few times by the clippers before ... so I am a fan of Veet. Don't leave it on too long though. It can burn :oops:
    Cheers, bloke... You just truely grossed me out and spoilt my lunch!
    :evil:

    How do you think I feel?? It was 8 years ago and I STILL have nightmares!!

    Ok, ok, curiosity gets me... Did you make your excuses before, or after... :wink:

    haha! After. After sliding the hand down and realising what the danger I was in I bailed.

    Also, it has to be said, it was a massive turn off. I dunno if a crane would've got me up again :shock:
    Vive les All Blacks!!! [:D]
  • APIII
    APIII Posts: 2,010
    Should have given her a copy of this
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Book-Minge-Topiary/dp/1843170515/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259330477&sr=8-1-spell
  • ColinJ
    ColinJ Posts: 2,218
    APIII wrote:
    Should have given her a copy of this
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Book-Minge-Topiary/dp/1843170515/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259330477&sr=8-1-spell
    Ho ho! And don't forget to also check out the Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought suggestions... :wink:
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    skellator3 wrote:
    redvee, is that not a bit risky im agine a chemical burn there, my eyes are watering
    anyone trying this for the frst time just remember dont put aftershave on
    lol

    Not had any chemical burns yet.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Ands
    Ands Posts: 1,437
    By request and in respose to Bobtbuilder's Q do I like 'Primate Pants' :lol: I break my silence. My very female point of view is thus:
    - Don't mind either way as long as they're not stubbly and prickly like a cactus :shock: . Neat & tidy is good tho. Ditto legs. The only bit of stubble that feels nice against the skin is your facial stubble. :wink:
    Cannondale Six Carbon
  • LingfieldXC
    LingfieldXC Posts: 134
    well, afer reading this post i decided to give it a go, feels nice putting a decent pair of boxers on, and it is a tad itchy now, but i know it looks and feels better.
    Your'e never alone with schizophrenia.
  • slowlanejane
    slowlanejane Posts: 312
    v entertaining thread, you guys crack me up sometimes. Men & their willies, eh? Admit to smooth balls curiosity now, wonder if Mr SlowLane will oblige?
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    slowlanejane wrote:
    v entertaining thread, you guys crack me up sometimes. Men & their willies, eh? Admit to smooth balls curiosity now, wonder if Mr SlowLane will oblige?

    If he doesn't. PM me :shock: :wink::wink:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • northernneil
    northernneil Posts: 1,549
    LingfieldXC wrote:
    well, afer reading this post i decided to give it a go, feels nice putting a decent pair of boxers on, and it is a tad itchy now, but i know it looks and feels better.

    i type a few words on the t'internet and someone takes a razor to their gentlemans area ..... truly a powerful world we live in
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    northernneil wrote:
    LingfieldXC wrote:
    well, afer reading this post i decided to give it a go, feels nice putting a decent pair of boxers on, and it is a tad itchy now, but i know it looks and feels better.

    i type a few words on the t'internet and someone takes a razor to their gentlemans area ..... truly a powerful world we live in

    You have power. Knacker power.
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    northernneil wrote:
    LingfieldXC wrote:
    well, afer reading this post i decided to give it a go, feels nice putting a decent pair of boxers on, and it is a tad itchy now, but i know it looks and feels better.

    i type a few words on the t'internet and someone takes a razor to their gentlemans area ..... truly a powerful world we live in

    Yes, mate, but if anyone hurts themselves, trying to follow your lead....
    Prepare yourself for the lawsuits.... :shock: :shock:

    I was savaged by my new electric groomer yesterday :shock: Just limping through it. :wink:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • Troopy
    Troopy Posts: 202
    hopper1 wrote:
    slowlanejane wrote:
    v entertaining thread, you guys crack me up sometimes. Men & their willies, eh? Admit to smooth balls curiosity now, wonder if Mr SlowLane will oblige?

    If he doesn't. PM me :shock: :wink::wink:

    .......or me!!

    A word of advice to those just setting out on the road to scrotal hairlessness, beware of the electric razor!!! unless you're looking for a deep exfoliation at the same time! I know this to my own discomfort :shock: and the fact that it takes a while to stem the bleeding! :(
    YOU DON'T STOP PLAYING BECAUSE YOU GROW OLD, YOU GROW OLD BECAUSE YOU STOP PLAYING
  • squired
    squired Posts: 1,153
    For health and safety reasons it is recommended that you wear a hard hat, protective goggles and a hi-viz jacket before shaving your crown jewels.
  • hopper1
    hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    squired wrote:
    For health and safety reasons it is recommended that you wear a hard hat, protective goggles and a hi-viz jacket before shaving your crown jewels.

    You forgot to complete a JSA, after conducting a full RA. Personally, I would also recommend a TBT, prior to commencing the job.
    If any risk of falling, then a full safety harness to be worn c/w correct length lanyard. :roll:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    slowlanejane wrote:
    v entertaining thread, you guys crack me up sometimes. Men & their willies, eh? Admit to smooth balls curiosity now, wonder if Mr SlowLane will oblige?

    "You scratch his back and he'll................."
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Johnp
    Johnp Posts: 51
    This thread totally sums up the difference between roadies and mountain bikers.

    Their is no way I would shave my gonads for my love of cycling, my hairy coconuts are staying as they are. I hope you all suffer much discomfort and ridicule for the pre-pubecent appearance of your ball sacks.

    Their is only one positive for you and that is that it will be easier to spot any tell tale STI symptoms early and considering your love of truck stops and public lavatories is obviously a bonus for you.
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    Johnp wrote:
    This thread totally sums up the difference between roadies and mountain bikers.

    Their is no way I would shave my gonads for my love of cycling, my hairy coconuts are staying as they are. I hope you all suffer much discomfort and ridicule for the pre-pubecent appearance of your ball sacks.

    Their is only one positive for you and that is that it will be easier to spot any tell tale STI symptoms early and considering your love of truck stops and public lavatories is obviously a bonus for you.

    the nut shave is not a roadie thing its a bedroom thing

    there is no stubble issue if you keep things well groomed.
    on a side note Its a shoe in for some between the sheets action if Mrs baboon knows i am freshly trimmed. :D

    Now the leg shaveing is a roadie thing. ( still the Mrs like that also. )
    Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
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  • Troopy
    Troopy Posts: 202
    Johnp wrote:
    This thread totally sums up the difference between roadies and mountain bikers.

    Their is no way I would shave my gonads for my love of cycling, my hairy coconuts are staying as they are. I hope you all suffer much discomfort and ridicule for the pre-pubecent appearance of your ball sacks.

    Their is only one positive for you and that is that it will be easier to spot any tell tale STI symptoms early and considering your love of truck stops and public lavatories is obviously a bonus for you.

    I'm mainly a mountain biker but do have a road bike. I find the road bike good for endurance training in the winter and easier not having to compete with clay on local winter xc rides.
    I agree with Bikerbaboon it is a bedroom thing but I haven't gone as far as shaving the legs, that is another level! :roll: . But go on Johnp give it a go ........ you know you want to :)
    YOU DON'T STOP PLAYING BECAUSE YOU GROW OLD, YOU GROW OLD BECAUSE YOU STOP PLAYING
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Johnp wrote:
    This thread totally sums up the difference between roadies and mountain bikers.

    Their is no way I would shave my gonads for my love of cycling, my hairy coconuts are staying as they are. I hope you all suffer much discomfort and ridicule for the pre-pubecent appearance of your ball sacks.

    Their is only one positive for you and that is that it will be easier to spot any tell tale STI symptoms early and considering your love of truck stops and public lavatories is obviously a bonus for you.

    Sounds like someone is in denial and wants to....but can't.
    Do you find yourself lacking in any other areas of your life. ? :twisted:
  • Johnp
    Johnp Posts: 51
    To be honest if I were to ever contemplate it then I think I would Immac the old fellas, no risk of a sweeney todd moment. However chemical burns would be a worry.

    I appreciate the whole bedroom thing if your missus is into little boys???? ;)

    To be honest I am very newly single (through no fault of my own, women are just weird) and dont think my next lay would be too impressed when I pulled Kojak out of my pants?
  • Troopy
    Troopy Posts: 202
    Johnp wrote:
    To be honest if I were to ever contemplate it then I think I would Immac the old fellas, no risk of a sweeney todd moment. However chemical burns would be a worry.

    I appreciate the whole bedroom thing if your missus is into little boys???? ;)

    To be honest I am very newly single (through no fault of my own, women are just weird) and dont think my next lay would be too impressed when I pulled Kojak out of my pants?
    :lol:
    YOU DON'T STOP PLAYING BECAUSE YOU GROW OLD, YOU GROW OLD BECAUSE YOU STOP PLAYING
  • clanton
    clanton Posts: 1,289
    Troopy wrote:
    I'm mainly a mountain biker but do have a road bike. I find the road bike good for endurance training in the winter and easier not having to compete with clay on local winter xc rides.
    I agree with Bikerbaboon it is a bedroom thing but I haven't gone as far as shaving the legs, that is another level! :roll: . But go on Johnp give it a go ........ you know you want to :)

    So just to get this straight - hairy legs, hairy chest/belly - but bare bollocks? Doesn't that look really odd?
  • clanton
    clanton Posts: 1,289
    Troopy wrote:
    I'm mainly a mountain biker but do have a road bike. I find the road bike good for endurance training in the winter and easier not having to compete with clay on local winter xc rides.
    I agree with Bikerbaboon it is a bedroom thing but I haven't gone as far as shaving the legs, that is another level! :roll: . But go on Johnp give it a go ........ you know you want to :)

    So just to get this straight - hairy legs, hairy chest/belly - but bare bollocks? Doesn't that look really odd?
  • Troopy
    Troopy Posts: 202
    clanton wrote:
    Troopy wrote:
    I'm mainly a mountain biker but do have a road bike. I find the road bike good for endurance training in the winter and easier not having to compete with clay on local winter xc rides.
    I agree with Bikerbaboon it is a bedroom thing but I haven't gone as far as shaving the legs, that is another level! :roll: . But go on Johnp give it a go ........ you know you want to :)

    So just to get this straight - hairy legs, hairy chest/belly - but bare bollocks? Doesn't that look really odd?

    :) Not really, I trim the rest of my body hair including the legs, from very short (0) on the stomach, 3mm arms, 6mm legs and bum to 9mm on the chest and pubes and under arms. Nice feeling when it's all done especially after a back wax. :)
    YOU DON'T STOP PLAYING BECAUSE YOU GROW OLD, YOU GROW OLD BECAUSE YOU STOP PLAYING
  • Johnp
    Johnp Posts: 51
    Have you all lost your minds? Stop reading your birds copy of cosmo and man the f@#k up. If history has taught us anything its that men are hairy and women are smooth (unless you live in Germany or France).

    I cannot believe that I am wasting my time attempting to stop you from becoming some metrosexual with dare I even say it.............a man bag??

    When you go home tonight please collect your testicles from your wifes handbag and firmly shout in her face

    "I am a man and I will have hairy nuts if I want"

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