Silly Cocktail Recipes
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Greg T wrote:Agent57 wrote:militantmandy wrote:My personal, all-time favourite cocktail.
The zombie:
* 1 part white rum (Havana 3)
* 1 part golden rum (Mount Gay Eclipse)
* 1 part dark rum (Havana 7)
* 1 part apricot brandy (Calvados will also do)
* 1 part pineapple juice
* 1 part papaya juice
* ½ part 151-proof rum (Woods Old Navy)
* Dash of grenadine or other syrup
I like rum!
You're speaking my language!
You speak fluent Burd then?
Great Mrs T's been banging on about something to do with the washing machine for hours now and all I can work out is somehow HER washing machine is busted and it's my problem.
Can I get you on the phone to her and you speako da lingo with her and tell her to ram it?
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MonkeyMonster wrote:I was pondering a quick poll as to whether lime (my preference) or lemon is the choice of the forum g&ters
Normally lime for me, but apparently it's cucumber with Hendricks (good) and grapefruit with Tanqueray (not so good) if doing things properly!0 -
The Royal Bombay Sapphire was tooooo fruit juice like, better just have another to be sure to be sure ;-)
then it's on to the ...
Bombay Sapphire Collins
fresh lemon juice, caster sugar, Bombay gin, fill with ice and stir, fill with more ice and top up with soda water, garnish with a lemon wedge.Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
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itboffin wrote:The Royal Bombay Sapphire was tooooo fruit juice like, better just have another to be sure to be sure ;-)
then it's on to the ...
Bombay Sapphire Collins
fresh lemon juice, caster sugar, Bombay gin, fill with ice and stir, fill with more ice and top up with soda water, garnish with a lemon wedge.
Mmmm that sounds good - just the thing to numb a sore knee! Keep 'em coming...0 -
Lbaguley wrote:itboffin wrote:The Royal Bombay Sapphire was tooooo fruit juice like, better just have another to be sure to be sure ;-)
then it's on to the ...
Bombay Sapphire Collins
fresh lemon juice, caster sugar, Bombay gin, fill with ice and stir, fill with more ice and top up with soda water, garnish with a lemon wedge.
Mmmm that sounds good - just the thing to numb a sore knee! Keep 'em coming...
No worries about that i've been shopping, lots of ice and stuff for an evening of cocktailsRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Pint of G&T to start the weekend, oh suits you sir!Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
From the 'other place'
Is G&T ghey?
Personally I don't drink spirits anymore
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Having drunk everything including the pudding wine last night, i'm left today with just bubbly, smashing!!! - Party on!!!Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Get thee down to the greengrocers before its too late to buy fresh quality fruit & veg.I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0
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I have a case or two of those small cans of Schweppes tonic, a fresh bottle of Bombay Sapphire, and I'm just off to the shops to stock up on lime. I also have a healthy supply of vintage Cava, some in the fridge :-)
(not that this matters, I'm off to a party where the host lays on a couple of kegs of ale)
Happy New Year all.....Misguided Idealist0 -
I've just (not literally) run out of ginger wine, booooo! Whiskey macs have been keping me warm over christmas.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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shops still open prawny - get off yer arse and down there!
tatanka's here. Lots of ice, apple juice and zubrowka (plus mint)
Yum.Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
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MonkeyMonster wrote:shops still open prawny - get off yer ars* and down there!
tatanka's here. Lots of ice, apple juice and zubrowka (plus mint)
Yum.
I know but I'm stuck at work, there's no offies by me and I can't be arsed to go to tesco.
I've got beer, some weird schnaps from a dodgy cypriot winery, vodka, scotch, tequila and some coconut rum to keep me going.
I might have to pick some up at the weekend though.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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prawny wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:shops still open prawny - get off yer ars* and down there!
tatanka's here. Lots of ice, apple juice and zubrowka (plus mint)
Yum.
I know but I'm stuck at work, there's no offies by me and I can't be arsed to go to tesco.
I've got beer, some weird schnaps from a dodgy cypriot winery, vodka, scotch, tequila and some coconut rum to keep me going.
I might have to pick some up at the weekend though.
Now what you need to do is put all that in a cocktail shaker, give a good tug, then serve over lots of ice cause is gonna taste like petrolRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:prawny wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:shops still open prawny - get off yer ars* and down there!
tatanka's here. Lots of ice, apple juice and zubrowka (plus mint)
Yum.
I know but I'm stuck at work, there's no offies by me and I can't be arsed to go to tesco.
I've got beer, some weird schnaps from a dodgy cypriot winery, vodka, scotch, tequila and some coconut rum to keep me going.
I might have to pick some up at the weekend though.
Now what you need to do is put all that in a cocktail shaker, give a good tug, then serve over lots of ice cause is gonna taste like petrol
I had something like that in my youth, but some twat put aftershave in it too, it tasted like petrol with aftershave in.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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An old one but still a classic
Quadruple Bombay gin over ice with a slice and just a dash of tonicRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:An old one but still a classic
Quadruple Bombay gin over ice with a slice and just a dash of tonic
Ah, but is that a slice of lemon or a slice of lime?0 -
amnezia wrote:itboffin wrote:An old one but still a classic
Quadruple Bombay gin over ice with a slice and just a dash of tonic
Ah, but is that a slice of lemon or a slice of lime?
Normally it's lime but today it was lemon, i'll make the next one limeRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Today's is duty free Bombay with supercassis & lime tonic, slimline natch!
:roll:
bit bored ...Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
amnezia wrote:itboffin wrote:An old one but still a classic
Quadruple Bombay gin over ice with a slice and just a dash of tonic
Ah, but is that a slice of lemon or a slice of lime?
Wrong wrongwrong
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amnezia wrote:itboffin wrote:An old one but still a classic
Quadruple Bombay gin over ice with a slice and just a dash of tonic
Ah, but is that a slice of lemon or a slice of lime?
Niether a few chunks of cucumber - try it its nice. I know I've siad this before but hey you sound like you've got some to spare doooooo iiiittt.No Babbit No, Look what Birdy doing0 -
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cucumber FFS yuk! i'll rather do bad things to XX with a stick of celery :twisted:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:cucumber FFS yuk! i'll rather do bad things to XX with a stick of celery :twisted:
XX = Bloody Mary?Purveyor of sonic doom
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It's an oldie but a classic
Gin & tonic with lime
PintRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
No beer left in the house just some cooking spirits, what kind of wintry cocktail can I rustle up for lunch?Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
How about a soup based cocktail?
Winter fuel filler!
Oxtail, vegatable and chickn mix with croutons, salt, pepper and complimentary cheese sprinkle?!
Or you could have a Martini:
3 parts gin to one part Vermouth - add a cocktail onion for a Gibson or add an Olive for a perfect Martini. Add Olive storage juice for a Dirty Martini.....
Mmmmm Martini - glad I am working from home today!0 -
A quick check of the two beer fridges revealed 6 bottles of ale, yummy!
It's a cocktail if I mix them in my tummy right?Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
London Pride deeeeeelicious!
I haven't had one of those for ages.Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:No beer left in the house just some cooking spirits
Check the back of the bottle
If it's for lighting BBQs you shouldn't be drinking it....ok, maybe a single.“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0