What is the most painful way to kill yourself.

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    What about being worked to exhaustion, while denied food and water? I'm sure that's a fairly nasty way to go as well.
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    dmclite wrote:
    guilliano wrote:
    Well if we are talking ways to kill yourself painfully I'd guess lowering yourself at 1cm per minute into moltern iron whilst wearing a barbed wire corset coated in salt and vinegar and having your eyeballs eaten by rats would be a very painful way to go.

    very inventive, appreciate the effort gone into that one, :wink:

    Thanks. I disturb myself sometimes.
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  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Having your lower jaw blown off would be pretty bad.....
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    You ever watched a film called "Mirrors" ?
  • brucey72
    brucey72 Posts: 1,086
    When we were on a stag do in Amsterdam we visited the torture museum where they had some particuarly inventive ways of killing people but the worst was one where they tied someone upside down in a doorframe like structure then proceeded to saw the person in half, starting between the legs. It was referred to as the "*rse saw" for the rest of the trip.

    Looking back now, I was so pi**ed at the time I don't know whether it might just have been a fetish club I had walked into :wink:
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    DEATH BY BONGO :shock:
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    DEATH BY UM BONGO :shock:
  • timb64
    timb64 Posts: 248
    dmclite wrote:
    DEATH BY UM BONGO :shock:


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    :)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO :D
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

    The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

    The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

    So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

    8)
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  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    On a lighter note i'd say, having your teeth smashed with a hammer followed by death by a thousand slices would be up there with the nast ways of di-ing(?)
    Or call your misses by another womans name :shock:
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