What is the most painful way to kill yourself.

Porgy

TommyEss wrote:

Yes, but for the purposes of this thread, probably doesn't hurt that much.

I suggest you take your "quick and painless" suggestion to the "What Is The Quickes Way To Kill Yourself" thread...!

A friend of mine used to work for South West Trains, and she heard the report of a "One-under" who chose to do it in a tunnel. The report was that he wasn't hit by the train per-se - but that the draft from the train sucked him into the side of the train, then bounced him back onto the wall of the tunnel, and repeat until he's in pieces no bigger than a small muffin, like a grim pinball machine.

N-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-c-e....

People often have limbs ripped off, etc. end up still alive and trapped under a train.

I bet that hurts.

TommyEss

NapoleonD wrote:

TommyEss wrote:

Yep - when we covered this in GCSE science, the basic advice was that if you have reached such a state of desperation as to consider suicide, for God's sake use Aspirin and not Paracetomol - the dosage required to kill yourself with Paracetomol is upwards of 30 tablets - and it kills you by stopping your living working and you die from all the toxins that then build up in your body.

Aspirin thins your blood and you die (relatively) painlessly.

To be fair, everything kills you by stopping your 'living' working

This is quite a bad way to survive :shock: Although I have seen worse in the flesh so to speak...

******WARNING*******

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvArzjgUDnQ

That's possible my most stupid typo ever...

Sorry!

Will watch the video at home... NSFW much!?!?!

Anonymous

I was first officer on the scene at this when I was on Traffic in Stockport.

Poor poor kid. Was nearly in tears when I saw her sat up smiling a couple of months later in hospital.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1410326/One-mile-ordeal-of-girl-dragged-along-by-car.html

Anonymous

TommyEss wrote:

NapoleonD wrote:

TommyEss wrote:

Yep - when we covered this in GCSE science, the basic advice was that if you have reached such a state of desperation as to consider suicide, for God's sake use Aspirin and not Paracetomol - the dosage required to kill yourself with Paracetomol is upwards of 30 tablets - and it kills you by stopping your living working and you die from all the toxins that then build up in your body.

Aspirin thins your blood and you die (relatively) painlessly.

To be fair, everything kills you by stopping your 'living' working

This is quite a bad way to survive :shock: Although I have seen worse in the flesh so to speak...

******WARNING*******

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvArzjgUDnQ

That's possible my most stupid typo ever...

Sorry!

Will watch the video at home... NSFW much!?!?!

Depends, I can't watch youtube at work so not an issue!

markos1963

As I said before(probably not clearly) speed is the factor with a train, choose a fast one and its all over very quickly, a slow freight is not a wise choice for a quick painless death. Having said that don't do it all, as a driver I don't pre-occupy my time worrying about it but it has ended drivers careers due to the PTSD.

TommyEss

A friend of my cousin was hit by a freight train in Lincoln - he was very pissed and the doctors said that was the only reason his body was floppy enough to "only" break bones.

Of course, paradoxically, if he hadn't been so drunk he probably wouldn't have been on the train track anyway...

Anonymous

TommyEss wrote:

A friend of my cousin was hit by a freight train in Lincoln - he was very pissed and the doctors said that was the only reason his body was floppy enough to "only" break bones.

Of course, paradoxically, if he hadn't been so drunk he probably wouldn't have been on the train track anyway...

Drunks and kids tend to survive car accidents more for the same reason...

Stewie Griffin

DavidBelcher wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Drink Thermite or say to the Missus, no love, those jeans done make your ar5e look big, its effing enormous anyway.

In the first instance, make sure you ask for Thermite and don't get muddled up; I don't know if it's possible to die from ODing on the nation's favourite brand of yeast extract. Though all that salt couldn't do you much good....

David

Marmite would be a terrible way to go, then again anyone who likes is going to Hell anyway .

Porgy wrote:

I've always thought killing yourself by jumping in front of a train must be pretty horrific if you're not killed by the intitial impact.

Please dont involve anyone else in your efforts. Spare a thought for the poor train driver who has no choice but to watch you jump and cant do anything about it. Saw a film ages ago where a Policeman tells some poor sod on a bridge to feck off home and take an OD as he was sick and tired of clearing people up .

Finally, this is a suicide thread, therefore Blood Eagles and Crucifixion are irrelevant :roll:

DavidBelcher

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Marmite would be a terrible way to go, then again anyone who likes is going to Hell anyway .

No bad thing in itself - fires of Hell + lots of pointy tridents about = top quality toast-making facilities 'on tap'.

David

Porgy

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Porgy wrote:

I've always thought killing yourself by jumping in front of a train must be pretty horrific if you're not killed by the intitial impact.

Please dont involve anyone else in your efforts. Spare a thought for the poor train driver who has no choice but to watch you jump and cant do anything about it. Saw a film ages ago where a Policeman tells some poor sod on a bridge to feck off home and take an OD as he was sick and tired of clearing people up .
:

I agree - I work for London underground and have met people who have cleaned up - that's how I know that many take a long time to die - and why I would never choose to kill myself by tube train.

The last one I heard about was an east European bloke who tried to suicide jumping off a bridge over the Hammersmith and city Line - tried to jump in front of a train and got it slightly wrong - landed on the train and went through the roof and injured the driver by landing on him!

I can't remember if the jumper survived, but i suspect not.

There's a documentary about jumpers from the Golden Gate Bridge which I have avoided on prupose - but I understand that there's a survivor interviewed who claims that he changed his mind half way down - contains footage of actual suiciders and apparently is the best argument for not doing it. Might get around to seeing it if I feel brave.

TommyEss

DavidBelcher wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Marmite would be a terrible way to go, then again anyone who likes is going to Hell anyway .

No bad thing in itself - fires of Hell + lots of pointy tridents about = top quality toast-making facilities 'on tap'.

David

I see you're a "Glass half-full" man!

Tonymufc

Listen to a Sophie Ellis-bexter album.

tebbit

Earlier posts about rats and basins and bamboo were used by the Japanese on British, Commonwealth and Empire prisoners in the last war, a truly nasty way to go.

Self immolation is up there for me as one of the nastiest ways to go, or as has been said before dying of thirst is pretty bad.

markos1963

The Chinese had a particulary nasty form of torture called the wire jacket. The poor unfortunate would be wrapped tightly in a wire mesh around their whole body, the torturer would then use a razor to cut slices of flesh off over a long period of time. His skill would lie in how many cuts he could inflict before the prisoner died, apperently it could take weeks! :shock:

SteppenHerring

Probably work for 40 years for an ungrateful employer, trapped in a loveless marriage supporting ungrateful kids, retiring on a pitiful pension and dying alone - never having been cycling.

At least I go cycling.

finchy

WTF are we humans going to say in defence of ourselves when some superior intelligence comes to our planet and demands that we justify our existence?

I suppose we could always give them an Orbea and hope that placates them.

disquieting_museeuws

markos1963 wrote:

timb64 wrote:

I've been watching The Tudors and Henry VIII seems to have nailed it what with red hot pokers up the behind and burning people alive.Don't you just love the heritage of our glorious monarchy!!

I think that was done to one of his forebears( correct me if I'm wrong but Edward 1 sticks in my head)

Edward II had the insertion, supposedly a fitting punishment for his relationship with male 'favourite' Gaveston.

markos1963

disquieting_museeuws wrote:

markos1963 wrote:

timb64 wrote:

I've been watching The Tudors and Henry VIII seems to have nailed it what with red hot pokers up the behind and burning people alive.Don't you just love the heritage of our glorious monarchy!!

I think that was done to one of his forebears( correct me if I'm wrong but Edward 1 sticks in my head)

Edward II had the insertion, supposedly a fitting punishment for his relationship with male 'favourite' Gaveston.

Thanks for the correction, I lost count on how many Edwards there were!

nolf

Tonymufc wrote:

Listen to a Sophie Ellis-bexter album.

Thats not suicide though,
It's Murder on the dancefloor!









*grabs coat and leaves*

Tonymufc

nolf wrote:

Tonymufc wrote:

Listen to a Sophie Ellis-bexter album.

Thats not suicide though,
It's Murder on the dancefloor!









*grabs coat and leaves*

timb64

SteppenHerring wrote:

Probably work for 40 years for an ungrateful employer, trapped in a loveless marriage supporting ungrateful kids, retiring on a pitiful pension and dying alone - never having been cycling.

At least I go cycling.

Hasn't Morrissey written a song about that?

Porgy

johnfinch wrote:

WTF are we humans going to say in defence of ourselves when some superior intelligence comes to our planet and demands that we justify our existence?

I'd play them "Kinda Blue" by Miles davis and if they don;t like it then I don't wanna live in world run by pig-ignorant aliens anyway. :twisted:

jrduquemin

Porgy wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Porgy wrote:

I've always thought killing yourself by jumping in front of a train must be pretty horrific if you're not killed by the intitial impact.

Please dont involve anyone else in your efforts. Spare a thought for the poor train driver who has no choice but to watch you jump and cant do anything about it. Saw a film ages ago where a Policeman tells some poor sod on a bridge to feck off home and take an OD as he was sick and tired of clearing people up .
:

I agree - I work for London underground and have met people who have cleaned up - that's how I know that many take a long time to die - and why I would never choose to kill myself by tube train.

The last one I heard about was an east European bloke who tried to suicide jumping off a bridge over the Hammersmith and city Line - tried to jump in front of a train and got it slightly wrong - landed on the train and went through the roof and injured the driver by landing on him!

I can't remember if the jumper survived, but i suspect not.

There's a documentary about jumpers from the Golden Gate Bridge which I have avoided on prupose - but I understand that there's a survivor interviewed who claims that he changed his mind half way down - contains footage of actual suiciders and apparently is the best argument for not doing it. Might get around to seeing it if I feel brave.

I saw the program about the GGB jumpers. It was very informative and moving at the same time. The guy they interviewed after jumping was a paraplegic as a result but he said that jumping had completely changed his outlook on life. Other people interviewed during the making of the film weren't so lucky though :-S

Slob-Sister

Being run over by a steam roller (feet first obv.) would be pretty painful. So would Jumping into a vat of acid.

I've always wondered if people who jump from great heights feel the impact when they land, that would be horribly painful.

What about that London Cabbie who tied a rope round his neck and the other end to a lamppost then drove off and pulled his head off? Surely that must have smarted.

ratherbeintobago

I've always wondered if people who jump from great heights feel the impact when they land, that would be horribly painful.

But not for long.

Further to previous, paracetamol OD is a particularly nasty way to go. Don't do it kids.

Andy

tebbit

A bloke at a chemical plant I worked in, in Warrington was killed when a sulphuric acid pipe burst in strong winds, very strong winds, he got hit by a pressurised stream of concentrated sulphuric, agreed a horrible way to go.

guilliano

Well if we are talking ways to kill yourself painfully I'd guess lowering yourself at 1cm per minute into moltern iron whilst wearing a barbed wire corset coated in salt and vinegar and having your eyeballs eaten by rats would be a very painful way to go.

trig1

theres some sick monkeys on here! :shock:

drewfromrisca

+1

Anonymous

guilliano wrote:

Well if we are talking ways to kill yourself painfully I'd guess lowering yourself at 1cm per minute into moltern iron whilst wearing a barbed wire corset coated in salt and vinegar and having your eyeballs eaten by rats would be a very painful way to go.

very inventive, appreciate the effort gone into that one,