Embarassing and scary situation.... Male members please read

mcflyss
mcflyss Posts: 257
edited August 2010 in Road beginners
well.... here we go.

I have been biking for numerous years and have done many miles. Over the last 6 months have only really been riding off road until the other day when I went for a 16 mile ride to my g/friends house. Now after about 12 miles I felt some thing pass through my little fella.
I had not p'd myself or enjoyed riding ythe bike that much that I climaxed!!! So continued to ride and thought I would stop off at the loo's when i got to my destination.
I arrive at my destination and await for my good lady to join me and while im waiting I feel some thing pass yet again......
Again i was not peeing or any thing, no pain, just felt some thing come out of him....
G/friend arrives and so I rush to the mens to find out what the hell is going on down there.
To my shock, i pull forward my shorts to see a mixture of blood and seamen!!! I cleaned up and there was no cuts or any thing so the blood had come from with-in with the seamen.
I went straight to the local Docs and was lucky to be seen by there resident nurse who said it was nothing to worry about, that it was just irritation to my tubes.
That was a huge releif but it was not an ewxperiance i would ever like to have again!!!

Has any one else ever had this happen? Will it happen again?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    No.

    Probably.

    Get a second opinion.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    no :?
  • mcflyss
    mcflyss Posts: 257
    Hmmmm, I was at least hopping some one would have heard about this happening before.... I might go and get a 2nd opinion if it happens again then.
  • Big Banjo
    Big Banjo Posts: 78
    Never but it does not sound good.

    You said you saw the nurse but did you see a doctor? If not i would go and see your GP just to make sure.
  • mcflyss
    mcflyss Posts: 257
    Big Banjo wrote:
    Never but it does not sound good.

    You said you saw the nurse but did you see a doctor? If not i would go and see your GP just to make sure.

    Well it was not my GP surgery so was only able to see the nurse but she was a practintioner nurse?

    Hmm maybe a quick trip to my GP wouldn't be a bad thing.
  • brownbosh
    brownbosh Posts: 602
    Never here either
  • Garz
    Garz Posts: 1,155
    No.

    Definitely check it out with a proper doctor and check the balls for irregularity! :shock:
  • Yorkshirecoal
    Yorkshirecoal Posts: 52
    This happened to a work collegue of mine. it was due to him getting a urine infection of some sort and the position of his seat pushing under his balls and effectively squashing his pi*s pipe.
    The doc said the caused blood, urine, seaman to build and when the pressure was released, i.e he stood up it all came out.
    I'd see your doc, and again check your nuts.
    *Insert something witty or profound here*
  • mr_hippo
    mr_hippo Posts: 1,051
    mcflyss wrote:
    To my shock, i pull forward my shorts to see a mixture of blood and seamen!!!
    And the moral of this tale is "Never mess about with sailors!"
  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    Go back and see your GP.

    Blood coming out of your penis or anus is usually a bad sign.
  • KillerMetre
    KillerMetre Posts: 199
    If its a case of it just seeping out of 'him' then this would suggest that it was just an irritation of the tubes.Its when your actively forcing/urinating and blood follows that can suggest the problem is coming from deeper within and is usually more serious...I hope I have managed to sound atleast slightly intelligent.

    +1 for 2nd opinion though.
  • mgcycleguy
    mgcycleguy Posts: 292
    Go see your own GP... he will have all your medical history in front of him to make a proper diognosis... what have you got to lose by popping along for half an hour !

    ... even if its "just" an infection or something you should get yourself some antibiotics, if its anything else the sooner they start treatment the better...

    ...I'm really suprised the practice nurse didnt already tell you to go and see your GP ?
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    Yorkshirecoal wrote:
    The doc said the caused blood, urine, seaman to build and ... it all came out.

    david_seaman.jpg

    Imagine finding that in your pants... :shock:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Go and see your doctor ASAP. Can't tell you how important it is that you go.
    I speak from experience, trust me, I am not winding you up.
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    agreed on the whole going and seeing your doctor.

    I would also suggest that you ware black shorts/bibs just encase it happens again!
  • carrock
    carrock Posts: 1,103
    probably nothing to do with the cycling but I'd get a prostrate check asap- particularly if you're over thirtyfive
  • Takis61
    Takis61 Posts: 239
    Apart from the David Seaman quips, I think it is unanimous here - this is not normal !
    See a doc - very soon
    My knees hurt !
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    *feints*

    :!: Go get it checked out NOW :!:
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  • Downwardi
    Downwardi Posts: 132
    Blood is not good.
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  • giant_man
    giant_man Posts: 6,878
    Just go to your doctors and get it checked out properly mate, you don't want to leave this kind of thing. As Downwardi says blood is not good.
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    ITS THE BAD AIDS! :shock:
    'dont forget lads, one evertonian is worth twenty kopites'
  • dg74
    dg74 Posts: 656
    fast as fupp wrote:
    ITS THE BAD AIDS! :shock:

    Oh no - not the BAD AIDS
    :D
  • ColinJ
    ColinJ Posts: 2,218
    fast as fupp wrote:
    ITS THE BAD AIDS! :shock:
    As opposed to the GOOD type? :wink:
  • dbmnk
    dbmnk Posts: 217
    I think he got the message! Now don't go scare the man to death before he even reaches the doc. Ofc being serious, it is not an urgent matter.

    I have an advice for everybody: Wash your crotch, perinium and dark spot before every bike ride, and always wear clean and scented bibs. That'll help avoid a lot of unpleasanties.
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    If the GP confirms the nurse's opinion, you could also ask if the irritation is consistent with pressure from your saddle - now would be a very good time to consider if a different design would suit you better, which could avoid more serious issues in future.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    I had a friend with a problem like that - he rubbed beetroot on it!
    Have you tried a saddle with a cut-out? - I can highly recommend it.
    On a different note... just out of curiosity... was your GF sympathetic or was it a case of ooh er, erm bye - nice knowing you?

    PS Go see your quack - don't mess around for christ sake
    (practice nurse was just practising!)
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    Here's one for you:

    Why are camels called 'ships of the desert'?

    Because they're full of arab semen :D
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    2013 Yeti SB66
  • mcflyss
    mcflyss Posts: 257
    Ok, time to book one in with the Docs then.

    BTW, i have used this seat and bike for well over 500 miles and never had it happen before... thats wat is so odd about it!

    pinarello001 -- thank fully my g/friend was vey sympathetic and made me go to the docs there, i was just gonna ride home!!!
  • Velonutter
    Velonutter Posts: 2,437
    Yep, never happened to me either, see your Doc urgently :shock:
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    ColinJ wrote:
    fast as fupp wrote:
    ITS THE BAD AIDS! :shock:
    As opposed to the GOOD type? :wink:


    bad aids http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc
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