A message to my wife
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ROFL - funniest thread in ages!ride_whenever wrote:anyone else get the moaning about you not appreciating the housework she's done before you've even taken your shoes off. Even though you have noticed, but barely had a chance to say anything. Thereby depriving you of the chance to earn brownie points for noticing, i've taken to just sniffing and saying, hmmm smells like burning martyr in here...
Maybe one day...
When i have had enough of life...0 -
Belv wrote:ROFL - funniest thread in ages!ride_whenever wrote:anyone else get the moaning about you not appreciating the housework she's done before you've even taken your shoes off. Even though you have noticed, but barely had a chance to say anything. Thereby depriving you of the chance to earn brownie points for noticing, i've taken to just sniffing and saying, hmmm smells like burning martyr in here...
Maybe one day...
When i have had enough of life...
I've done that one, apparently looking after the boy and house is harder, she can't explain why she falls to sleep on the sofa the days she goes to work though hmmm. Although she is pregnant now so I'll let her off. Come february though my dinner better be on the table, and she can make my sarnies for work :?Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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oi luv, I'm off to Wales for a few days on the bike. See ya when I get back yeah.
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Grumble grumble, when I want to go out my MTB I have to be back by 8....
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prawny wrote:I've done that one, apparently looking after the boy and house is harder, she can't explain why she falls to sleep on the sofa the days she goes to work though hmmm. Although she is pregnant now so I'll let her off. Come february though my dinner better be on the table, and she can make my sarnies for work :?
At least she let you get her preggers.... no wait....Food Chain number = 4
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I was forced, I also was not allowed to enjoy the experience any more than was absolutely neccesary.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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prawny wrote:I was forced, I also was not allowed to enjoy the experience any more than was absolutely neccesary.
I hear that! My GF enjoys it at least two - three times more than I do...
I have to do all the work though... :xFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Jeez DDD is super whipped
I do my share of the house work, I hired a cleaner... yet the missus still does some cleaning before they come round WTFPurveyor of sonic doom
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ride_whenever wrote:anyone else get the moaning about you not appreciating the housework she's done before you've even taken your shoes off. Even though you have noticed, but barely had a chance to say anything. Thereby depriving you of the chance to earn brownie points for noticing, i've taken to just sniffing and saying, hmmm smells like burning martyr in here...
how bout calling from the front door and saying" honey, I can smell the clean house all the way from the drive way" or something! that should make a suttle point.
ji,ji.
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kfkegel wrote:ride_whenever wrote:anyone else get the moaning about you not appreciating the housework she's done before you've even taken your shoes off. Even though you have noticed, but barely had a chance to say anything. Thereby depriving you of the chance to earn brownie points for noticing, i've taken to just sniffing and saying, hmmm smells like burning martyr in here...
how bout calling from the front door and saying" honey, I can smell the clean house all the way from the drive way" or something! that should make a suttle point.
ji,ji.
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Cafewanda wrote:DDD what's the problem? I don't see anything wrong there............. 8)
Wanda DDD is young and impressionable - please don't confuse him further0 -
How does that old joke go?
"When i get home these days i just apologise as soon as i have opened the door"0 -
How come my wife has word perfect recall of everything I've ever said, but can't remember the last time I "did any work around here" ?Today is a good day to ride0
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Jay dubbleU wrote:Cafewanda wrote:DDD what's the problem? I don't see anything wrong there............. 8)
Wanda DDD is young and impressionable - please don't confuse him further
Unfortunately he'll eventually get wise and join the rest of you reprobates :roll:0 -
girv73 wrote:How come my wife has word perfect recall of everything I've ever said, but can't remember the last time I "did any work around here" ?
Thankfully the current mrs surista is a true bikerader woman (and a seriously hot babe to boot 8) )
Funny thing is, I find myself doing *more* around the house now (and honestly enjoy it), than I ever did with the ex witch. Amazing what a little reciprocal respect can do to a relationship...0 -
girv73 wrote:How come my wife has word perfect recall of everything I've ever said, but can't remember the last time I "did any work around here" ?
Aye.
I will use this line as soon as I can get away with it...Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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girv73 wrote:How come my wife has word perfect recall of everything I've ever said, but can't remember the last time I "did any work around here" ?
Selective memory... it's a common female affliction. Might I suggest you prepare a list of things you've done in the last week and count them off on your fingers and finish with you just don't notice the effort I make around here... or something to that effect. enjoy the stunned silence maybe spluttering if you're lucky, get yourself a beer sit on the sofa watch some sport and have a good scratchPurveyor of sonic doom
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Okay everyone. Here's a game you can play:
The Game: Husband conversation:
Rule 1. You MUST have a meaningful conversation
Rule 2. You can ONLY use the terms: "Yes Dear", "No Dear" and "Sorry Dear". 1 point for each term used.
Rule 3. If you are able to use all 3 terms in one conversation, you get double points
Rule 4. If you are able to use all 3 terms IN ORDER (as above) in one conversation you get TRIPLE points and must do the victory dance.
Rule 5. Your wife MUST not realise the game is on.
Rule 6. Duck.
Have fun everyone!Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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