A message to my wife
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Just got an email from amazon, my vax carpet shampooer mejig has been dispatched - guess what I'm doing at the weekend :?Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
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will3 wrote:Greg T wrote:
Drinking from the milk carton = entry level offence.
hA you get that too?
But they don't understand - it tastes so much better and saves them some washing up. :roll:
I don't get it do you swig some crusha first?Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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prawny wrote:I don't get it do you swig some crusha first?
This would be interesting - foul - but interesting.
You don't drink milk from the carton?
You are going to tell me you've never pee'd in a sink next.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
it's the only way to drink milk
When she complains about it, I just finish off the bottle. that way there's nothing to complain about.0 -
Good god, have your balls all shrivelled up and fallen off :shock: :shock: :shock:
MTFU and let your women know where they stand, they respect a bit of authority you knowpain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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Greg T wrote:prawny wrote:I don't get it do you swig some crusha first?
This would be interesting - foul - but interesting.
You don't drink milk from the carton?
You are going to tell me you've never pee'd in a sink next.
I was going to say no but I'm sure I have :?
I don't drink milk from the carton tho, apple juice is way more technical. Do you people(!) not have plastic milk bottles?Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
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Rich158 wrote:Good god, have your balls all shrivelled up and fallen off :shock: :shock: :shock:
MTFU and let your women know where they stand, they respect a bit of authority you know
No offence rich, but for now I'll carry on being a wuss, maybe when the kids are older thoSaracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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I'll let you into a secret Prawny
Never take advice on relationships from a single manpain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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Rich158 wrote:I'll let you into a secret Prawny
Never take advice on relationships from a single man
I hear you home boy
I remeber the thread to ask where you'd posted a p1ssed up rantSaracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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prawny wrote:Just got an email from amazon, my vax carpet shampooer mejig has been dispatched - guess what I'm doing at the weekend :?
(Smug) heheheh. I'm going cycling Wales at the weekend, enjoy your shampooing. (smug)- 2023 Vielo V+1
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Rich158 wrote:Good god, have your balls all shrivelled up and fallen off :shock: :shock: :shock:
MTFU and let your women know where they stand, they respect a bit of authority you know
well certinaly being a door matt i'd say isn't wise, personally i grew up with strong women so have no problems with strong, definite ladies. since my family, is full of them and i married one, and to be honest most if not all of my female friends are so.0 -
prawny wrote:Rich158 wrote:I'll let you into a secret Prawny
Never take advice on relationships from a single man
I hear you home boy
I remeber the thread to ask where you'd posted a p1ssed up rant
Suddenly everything becomes clear :roll:pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................
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Everyone at work wonders why I like being divorced. I must point them to this thread.+++++++++++++++++++++
we are the proud, the few, Descendents.
Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.0 -
Oh god. Have I got all of THIS to look forwards too?
[smug]I like being single [/smug]FCN Daily commute = 11
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DevUK wrote:Oh god. Have I got all of THIS to look forwards too?
[smug]I like being single [/smug]+++++++++++++++++++++
we are the proud, the few, Descendents.
Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.0 -
Sorry darling, terribly important work stuff has kept me at the office past 9pm (not beer and pool).
I was joking about the beer and pool btw. Honestly.0 -
What is wrong with you lot? You have a bike. Use it.0
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navt, they can't use the bike until they have met certain requirements. Thankfully Bikeradar women don't have this problem0
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I've learnt that one must never, ever attempt to take the initiative. A conversation some months back:
Her: Where have you been
Me (standing in hall with 4 or 5 Asda bags): Uh.. shopping. You were asleep, I woke up, so thought I'd do the shopping.
Her: Did you take the list?
Me: Yes of course my little spider crab, and everything upon the list has been purchased. (Expecting praise at this stage)
Her (looks into one of the bags): Why did you buy fabric conditioner?
Me: 'Twas on the shopping list, oh ray of sunshine in my life.
Her (now pissed off): But we've got loads, why didn't you look in the cupboard? I meant washing powder. You should have got washing powder.
Exits stage right, me in dog house.
If women didn't have boobies, I'd not bother.FCN 5ish. Unless hungover.0 -
Retch wrote:I've learnt that one must never, ever attempt to take the initiative. A conversation some months back:
Her: Where have you been
Me (standing in hall with 4 or 5 Asda bags): Uh.. shopping. You were asleep, I woke up, so thought I'd do the shopping.
Her: Did you take the list?
Me: Yes of course my little spider crab, and everything upon the list has been purchased. (Expecting praise at this stage)
Her (looks into one of the bags): Why did you buy fabric conditioner?
Me: 'Twas on the shopping list, oh ray of sunshine in my life.
Her (now pissed off): But we've got loads, why didn't you look in the cupboard? I meant washing powder. You should have got washing powder.
Exits stage right, me in dog house.
If women didn't have boobies, I'd not bother.
PMSL
I want that on a t-shirt!Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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prawny wrote:Retch wrote:I've learnt that one must never, ever attempt to take the initiative. A conversation some months back:
Her: Where have you been
Me (standing in hall with 4 or 5 Asda bags): Uh.. shopping. You were asleep, I woke up, so thought I'd do the shopping.
Her: Did you take the list?
Me: Yes of course my little spider crab, and everything upon the list has been purchased. (Expecting praise at this stage)
Her (looks into one of the bags): Why did you buy fabric conditioner?
Me: 'Twas on the shopping list, oh ray of sunshine in my life.
Her (now pissed off): But we've got loads, why didn't you look in the cupboard? I meant washing powder. You should have got washing powder.
Exits stage right, me in dog house.
If women didn't have boobies, I'd not bother.
PMSL
I want that on a t-shirt!
Pffft. Like the finance committee, clothes committee or "things that are actually funny" committee would sign that off for youFCN 5ish. Unless hungover.0 -
True, I also want a new bike. But that aint happenin either.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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What do you mean, ANOTHER bike?Today is a good day to ride0
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Retch wrote:I've learnt that one must never, ever attempt to take the initiative. A conversation some months back:
Her: Where have you been
Me (standing in hall with 4 or 5 Asda bags): Uh.. shopping. You were asleep, I woke up, so thought I'd do the shopping.
Her: Did you take the list?
Me: Yes of course my little spider crab, and everything upon the list has been purchased. (Expecting praise at this stage)
Her (looks into one of the bags): Why did you buy fabric conditioner?
Me: 'Twas on the shopping list, oh ray of sunshine in my life.
Her (now pissed off): But we've got loads, why didn't you look in the cupboard? I meant washing powder. You should have got washing powder.
Exits stage right, me in dog house.
If women didn't have boobies, I'd not bother.
Ah you see, mind reading fail there.+++++++++++++++++++++
we are the proud, the few, Descendents.
Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.0 -
Just make sure to perfect your basil fawlty style antics, then you can just amuse yourself...0
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The best one:
GF - "I'm upset with you"
DDD - "What, why, what have I done now"
GF - "Funny that you say 'now', isn't it"
DDD - "What is that supposed to mean"
GF - "What is what supposed to mean"
DDD - "huh, I'm confused, the er.. the funny I said now thing"
GF - "You act like you're always in trouble, playing the victim, like I'm some kinda b*tch or something"
DDD - "What the f*ckt! you're not a b*tch, I didn't say that.. oh hell"
GF - "Don't! Swear at me!"
DDD - "Huh, OK sorry, I was frustrated, its just that I don't understand what I did wro..."
GF - "I don't f*cking care! don't f*cking swear at me!"
DDD - "But you're swearing at me now..."
GF - "That's not the point, you swore at me first, don't talk to me like that I've told you this already!"
DDD - "OK, sorry, what did I do wrong..."
GF - "Oh so that's it, you think it's OK, you take me for granted you do!"
And so on.....Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DDD what's the problem? I don't see anything wrong there............. 8)0
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anyone else get the moaning about you not appreciating the housework she's done before you've even taken your shoes off. Even though you have noticed, but barely had a chance to say anything. Thereby depriving you of the chance to earn brownie points for noticing, i've taken to just sniffing and saying, hmmm smells like burning martyr in here...0