A message to my wife
Harrid
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You have found the first pitstop. Let me know when you need clue #2.
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I don't need any more clues... it was Colonel Muistard in the Ballroom with the Lead Pipe. :P0
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Crazy fool, Miss Scarlet with the rope - ffs *tuts*Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]0 -
Aw, he's done a treasure hunt for the lady!
That's nice ^_^
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Ahhhh sweet
"This area left purposefully blank"
Sign hung on my head everyday till noon.
FCN: 11 (apparently)0 -
OK, You can close this.
Just found out that the bitch neglected to tell me she has been married to another man for the 12 years we've been together.
Also, she only rides her bicycle about 3 times a year.0 -
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WTF?Not climber, not sprinter, not rouleur0
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Eh?0
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Is this a general pit stop for wives?
Sweetheart - can you get some milk please as we are running out. Also can I have a pink pass for tomorrow night - having a couple of beers after work.
Love you! Ta.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
just messing around at lunch - she found it after all, sorry for taking up space
she does only ride her bike 3 x a year though :?0 -
Can we all use this public service?
Where's my dinner then?
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You look fine in that.
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Where the hell is my remote control woman! I don't care if you're watching fecking Emmerdale!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
I said I had a spare tyre - not you, dear!
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I'm really, really sorry. It's never happened to me before.0
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HOW MUCH ???:shock:0
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Never - you were the first.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:
Yeah to be honest that's what I'd like to say...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
I thought your original answer was funnier? Was that too close to the truth :P
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prawny wrote:I thought your original answer was funnier? Was that too close to the truth :P
Yep, Emmerdale was on, I was like << Samuel L Jackson voice >> "Woman, where is my remote control!"
Then the next thing I knew I was in the kitchen cooking dinner, doing laundry and washing dishes as I was cooking....
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:prawny wrote:I thought your original answer was funnier? Was that too close to the truth :P
Yep, Emmerdale was on, I was like << Samuel L Jackson voice >> "Woman, where is my remote control!"
Then the next thing I knew I was in the kitchen cooking dinner, doing laundry and washing dishes as I was cooking....
I laugh because this is my life, Only substitute emmerdale for hollyoaks or neighbours and laundry dishes and cooking for manly tasks like cutting the grass. (or whatever else I'm told to do)Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
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Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]0 -
I'd like to see my wife tell ME what to do.
There is no need - the job list is on the noticeboard hanging on the fridge.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
What would Thora Hurd do?0 -
Greg T wrote:I'd like to see my wife tell ME what to do.
There is no need - the job list is on the noticeboard hanging on the fridge.
You've got one as well? She lets me cross of jobs when I've done them though as a reward.
Oh, you may have been joking :oops:Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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prawny wrote:
You've got one as well? She lets me cross of jobs when I've done them though as a reward.
Oh, you may have been joking :oops:
This is not a joking matter. I've endured more stony silences over failure to adhere to job list discipline then any other (and there are many) domestic red line issues.
Drinking from the milk carton = entry level offence.
Making flippant remark ref jobs list = scorched earthFixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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You guys get a written list!
I'm just expected to know.
Apparently, before I leave for work - inbetween the kiss good morning and the kiss goodbye - she has looked at me and psychicly transmitted a list of housework directly into my brain!
It never started out like this... I used to get 3 hrs less TV than her, now I get... HANG ON! I don't think I actually get any TV anymore... Oh my god, I don't actually have a programme that I watch since Heroes ended. What a liberty!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0
