She's just saying she has a boyfriend because you're giving her the creeps with your strange staring and your grubby lab coat.
You need to show her you're normal, or at least can pretend to be normal if she ever introduces you to her friends. And you're already on a loser because she's told all her friends there's a creepy lab coat guy at college who's always staring at her and breathing heavily. So not only have you got to impress her, but all her firends too.
What about....
"Hi, I couldn't stand the thought of you not having fresh flowers to brighten up your day" and hand her a nice bunch of flowers. Then, and this is the important bit, don't hang around, just leave her alone to think about your generosity and compare your actions to those of her fat, ugly boyfriend who doesn't deserve her. She'll tell her firends and they'll think you're great. Within a week she'll be after you. Ker-ching.
If you have a Lab coat and as you are a Phd student then you definatly are capable of and should concoct (shpelling?) a Funky Cold Medina - and then 'Sheena' could actually be a man or she might do a wild thing on your leg, or both...
Bhima please stop posting in Cake Stop unless you have something meaningful to .............
Oh oops
Don't worry folks, it's just the bananas talking.
"In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"
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You need to show her you're normal, or at least can pretend to be normal if she ever introduces you to her friends. And you're already on a loser because she's told all her friends there's a creepy lab coat guy at college who's always staring at her and breathing heavily. So not only have you got to impress her, but all her firends too.
What about....
"Hi, I couldn't stand the thought of you not having fresh flowers to brighten up your day" and hand her a nice bunch of flowers. Then, and this is the important bit, don't hang around, just leave her alone to think about your generosity and compare your actions to those of her fat, ugly boyfriend who doesn't deserve her. She'll tell her firends and they'll think you're great. Within a week she'll be after you. Ker-ching.
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Yeah the only sure way to know if they're seeing someone is to follow them around for a week or so
Hide under their bed or in their wardrobe.
What are you talking about?
This is one of the most amusing threads in ages! Not the guy himself but some of the fantastic comments made by people.
Hopefully you'll appreciate my bump more
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
Alfred Tennyson
Oh oops
Don't worry folks, it's just the bananas talking.
@gietvangent
It was a joke, jeez...