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  • :lol:
    Unfortunately said girl does indeed have a boyfriend
    Yes, don't give up at the first obstacle; a real stalker – er, I mean "determined admirer" – would simply interpret that info as her playing hard to get. :D

    A "determined admirer"? LOL. I'll certainly speak to her when I see her next if only to be polite for all the times I've passed her in the corridor without saying a word. I suppose it qualifies as planting a seed. :wink:
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    If you see a beautiful woman that you can't have, you have to think to yourself 'somebody, somewhere, is bored of her...'
  • fletch8928fletch8928 Posts: 794
    Been reading this with interest. I am going to use the chloroform hanky line lots!

    Pressure is off, stakes are up, Game On
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  • Sonny73Sonny73 Posts: 2,604
    Can you at least find out her name. It would be good to put a name to the face in my imagination... where she looks a bit like this, as she walks past and smiles at you (as I am rooting for you mate and hope she's a winner :wink: )!

    2726265.preview.jpg
  • SunWuKongSunWuKong Posts: 364
    Put a link to her profile on here please. We could really do with knowing whether this is all worth the combined effort.

    Also, her boyfriend is the guy who kept seeing this cute girl and then asked her out and didn't go on a forum to ask for advice.
  • Percy VeraPercy Vera Posts: 1,103
    Cheers guys, esp AidanR and Synchronicity, especially the appropriate phase. After so many years with the ex I'm totally out of practice on this sort of thing so, as you, I'll just go stalk her and see where the conversation goes...

    Much appreciated!

    All the ebst with it - although you've missed off an 'S' and added a 'to' that doest need to be there. I've made the changes for you
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    Put the lotion in the basket......
  • sampras38sampras38 Posts: 1,917
    These academics are sooo useless in real life...;-)

    Kidding..honest..
  • DavidBelcherDavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    hopper1 wrote:
    Get back on Facebook, find the boyfriends name, go around to his (when she's not there)... And F*ck him up!! :shock:
    Then continue on your quest to form a meaningful relationship with said young lady.

    Blimey. Further to my previous comment, this really is proving worthy of a Peep Show script....

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • agnelloagnello Posts: 239
    She may have a 'holding boyfriend'.
    Pretty girls don't like to be alone.
    She may be on the lookout for an upgrade.
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  • ride_wheneverride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    may i direct your attention to this as what you should be doing...
  • hopper1hopper1 Posts: 4,389
    :lol:
    Unfortunately said girl does indeed have a boyfriend
    Yes, don't give up at the first obstacle; a real stalker – er, I mean "determined admirer" – would simply interpret that info as her playing hard to get. :D

    A "determined admirer"? LOL. I'll certainly speak to her when I see her next if only to be polite for all the times I've passed her in the corridor without saying a word. I suppose it qualifies as planting a seed. :wink:

    No, that would be full penetration and you haven't even pulled, yet... :wink:
    Start with a budget, finish with a mortgage!
  • skinsonskinson Posts: 362
    My mates favourite chat up line was..
    "Hello love, do you fcuk, ferret, or fish? Let me tell you he never went home on his own!!!!
    Dave
  • 4kicks4kicks Posts: 549
    skinson wrote:
    My mates favourite chat up line was..
    "Hello love, do you fcuk, ferret, or fish? Let me tell you he never went home on his own!!!!
    Dave

    NO doubt he never went home on his own, but you are of course including local ambulance/police/psychiatric ward escorts as "company"

    I prefer the "Hey up, you dont sweat much for a fat lass". Golden.
    Fitter....healthier....more productive.....
  • skinson wrote:
    My mates favourite chat up line was..
    "Hello love, do you fcuk, ferret, or fish? Let me tell you he never went home on his own!!!!
    Dave

    I had a friend, well, I say friend, a person I knew, who used to approach girls and simply ask "would you like to shag?".

    His line of thinking was that if you ask 100 girls in a club, the law of averages states at least one would be willing to degrade themselves (he was a 20 stone BNP member)
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • georgeegeorgee Posts: 537
    either offer her a ticket to the gun show or ask if she fancies a crack at the no pants dance.
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,667
    Ask her if she uses timotei shampoo, in a richie Rich stylee, putty mate.
  • Special KSpecial K Posts: 449
    NapoleonD wrote:
    If you see a beautiful woman that you can't have, you have to think to yourself 'somebody, somewhere, is bored of her...'

    True. So true!

    If I had paid any attention to the fact that the gorgeous cute blond, with beautiful blue eyes creamy skin and lurrvely bum, had a boyfriend when I met her, then I wouldn't be married to her right now.

    If you want something bad enough...
    "There are holes in the sky,
    Where the rain gets in.
    But they're ever so small
    That's why rain is thin. " Spike Milligan
  • Special K wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    If you see a beautiful woman that you can't have, you have to think to yourself 'somebody, somewhere, is bored of her...'

    True. So true!

    If I had paid any attention to the fact that the gorgeous cute blond, with beautiful blue eyes creamy skin and lurrvely bum, had a boyfriend when I met her, then I wouldn't be married to her right now.

    If you want something bad enough...

    Yes, I agree with you. My last 2 exs both had boyfriends when I first them. The first one new I was interested, dumped him soon after and came looking for me, and the other also said (later, during the time when we were actually dating) that when she first met me she fancied me but was with her then boyfriend (who she was together with for fun rather than something serious). Likewise, when they split we got together.

    So yes, I'm encouraged insofar as being visible can make all the difference. And speaking of visibility it's about time she blessed my working week with her beauty which I haven't beheld since last week!
  • stfc1stfc1 Posts: 505
    As I remember, the littlest hobo did not move on until the challenge was met. I can't remember him looking at the old folk in the burning building and saying, "#$%^ that, I off.

    :D

    Stick at it, son, nothing worthwhile is ever easy.
  • will3will3 Posts: 2,173

    Yes, I agree with you. My last 2 exs both had boyfriends when I first them. The first one new I was interested, dumped him soon after and came looking for me, and the other also said (later, during the time when we were actually dating) that when she first met me she fancied me but was with her then boyfriend (who she was together with for fun rather than something serious). Likewise, when they split we got together.

    So yes, I'm encouraged insofar as being visible can make all the difference. And speaking of visibility it's about time she blessed my working week with her beauty which I haven't beheld since last week!

    An aficionado of sloppy seconds or the master of rebound hmmm
  • Special KSpecial K Posts: 449
    will3 wrote:

    Yes, I agree with you. My last 2 exs both had boyfriends when I first them. The first one new I was interested, dumped him soon after and came looking for me, and the other also said (later, during the time when we were actually dating) that when she first met me she fancied me but was with her then boyfriend (who she was together with for fun rather than something serious). Likewise, when they split we got together.

    So yes, I'm encouraged insofar as being visible can make all the difference. And speaking of visibility it's about time she blessed my working week with her beauty which I haven't beheld since last week!

    An aficionado of sloppy seconds or the master of rebound hmmm

    nice!

    :lol:

    but then, I expect you only date virgins, right?
    "There are holes in the sky,
    Where the rain gets in.
    But they're ever so small
    That's why rain is thin. " Spike Milligan
  • will3will3 Posts: 2,173
    Special K wrote:
    will3 wrote:

    Yes, I agree with you. My last 2 exs both had boyfriends when I first them. The first one new I was interested, dumped him soon after and came looking for me, and the other also said (later, during the time when we were actually dating) that when she first met me she fancied me but was with her then boyfriend (who she was together with for fun rather than something serious). Likewise, when they split we got together.

    So yes, I'm encouraged insofar as being visible can make all the difference. And speaking of visibility it's about time she blessed my working week with her beauty which I haven't beheld since last week!

    An aficionado of sloppy seconds or the master of rebound hmmm

    nice!

    :lol:

    but then, I expect you only date virgins, right?

    I haven't had need to re-aquire for some time now as I have my on personalised one with my name on her :wink:
  • dilemnadilemna Posts: 2,187
    Special K wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    If you see a beautiful woman that you can't have, you have to think to yourself 'somebody, somewhere, is bored of her...'

    True. So true!

    If I had paid any attention to the fact that the gorgeous cute blond, with beautiful blue eyes creamy skin and lurrvely bum, had a boyfriend when I met her, then I wouldn't be married to her right now.

    If you want something bad enough...

    Yes, I agree with you. My last 2 exs both had boyfriends when I first them. The first one new I was interested, dumped him soon after and came looking for me, and the other also said (later, during the time when we were actually dating) that when she first met me she fancied me but was with her then boyfriend (who she was together with for fun rather than something serious). Likewise, when they split we got together.

    So yes, I'm encouraged insofar as being visible can make all the difference. And speaking of visibility it's about time she blessed my working week with her beauty which I haven't beheld since last week!

    Sounds like all the ingredients needed for a high octane edition of Jeremy Kyle :roll: .

    Whether people are clever or thick they basically behave the same when it comes to relationships and sex.
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper; long and useful, but always ends at the wrong moment. Anon.
    Think how stupid the average person is.......
    half of them are even more stupid than you first thought.
  • nolfnolf Posts: 1,287
    may i direct your attention to this as what you should be doing...

    LOL

    That is actually immense.

    "He just invited me to a sept 11th party... :shock: "

    Epic.
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

    Alfred Tennyson
  • dbmnkdbmnk Posts: 217
    dude?
  • dbmnkdbmnk Posts: 217
    todays episode?
  • will3will3 Posts: 2,173
    So any advance on carnal speculation?
  • Okay and update (or lack of). Like the best (or worst) soap opera, I've had just two opportunities in the last week to say hello to her and, just at the moment I was about to go over to her, somebody important around the department has appeared wanting a chat with me about something. The first time it happened I was decidedly annoyed, the second time I just laughed, someone is intent on making life difficult. You couldn't make it this stuff up. So, all-in-all, very frustrating. Here's hoping for a better week!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,279
    Oh come on!
    You mean I got al this way and she's spoken for ?!?!!?
    She has become spoken for in the time you took to ask her out maybe...hmmm... has it been worth it?
    Right, you just have to go tell her that hundreds of cyclists on the bike radar forum wanted desperatly (after copious quantities of speshal advice) to see how you (I) got on and well it works like this...

    "Listen sweetheart, do you fancy a change ?" Q - the get 'em back cheesy chat up lines: wahey.

    Now ask the boyfriend if it smells like chloroform... 'cos that is an obstacle.
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