S*x and commuting by bike

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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I once danced in a club with a University lecturer... oh man was she a mover....
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I once danced in a club with a University lecturer... oh man was she a mover....

    Was she a lecturer in biology, specializing in reproduction?
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    Do you remember how exciting it was to see a teacher out and about at the weekend and stuff!?

    It was actually news on Monday morning - "guess what, I saw Mr X in the Bentall Centre on saturday" , 'OMG!".....like it was strange that they actually existed beyond the school grounds. :)
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Sewinman wrote:
    Do you remember how exciting it was to see a teacher out and about at the weekend and stuff!?

    It was actually news on Monday morning - "guess what, I saw Mr X in the Bentall Centre on saturday" , 'OMG!".....like it was strange that they actually existed beyond the school grounds. :)

    It was strange, as strange as seeing a man eat his own head... :shock:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • posh_pedaller
    posh_pedaller Posts: 124
    Sewinman wrote:
    Do you remember how exciting it was to see a teacher out and about at the weekend and stuff!?

    It was actually news on Monday morning - "guess what, I saw Mr X in the Bentall Centre on saturday" , 'OMG!".....like it was strange that they actually existed beyond the school grounds. :)

    Your teachers had weird surnames.
    FCN 7
    Porridge and coffee - the breakfast of champions
  • Stuey01
    Stuey01 Posts: 1,273
    posh_pedaller wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Do you remember how exciting it was to see a teacher out and about at the weekend and stuff!?

    It was actually news on Monday morning - "guess what, I saw Mr X in the Bentall Centre on saturday" , 'OMG!".....like it was strange that they actually existed beyond the school grounds. :)

    Your teachers had weird surnames.

    Prof X??

    What's your mutant power Sewinman?
    Not climber, not sprinter, not rouleur
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Do you remember how exciting it was to see a teacher out and about at the weekend and stuff!?

    It was actually news on Monday morning - "guess what, I saw Mr X in the Bentall Centre on saturday" , 'OMG!".....like it was strange that they actually existed beyond the school grounds. :)

    It was strange, as strange as seeing a man eat his own head... :shock:

    It was as strange, as it would be painful to slide down a razor blade and land in a pool of TCP. :shock:

    p.s. someone once did a belly flop off the high board and split his tummy open, my mates brother told me.
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Do you remember how exciting it was to see a teacher out and about at the weekend and stuff!?

    It was actually news on Monday morning - "guess what, I saw Mr X in the Bentall Centre on saturday" , 'OMG!".....like it was strange that they actually existed beyond the school grounds. :)

    It was strange, as strange as seeing a man eat his own head... :shock:

    We used to try deliberately to run into one of the English teachers in Cambridge over the weekend when I was at school. He was hot.

    He was also one of the only young teachers who didn't live on-site with the rest of us, which added an air of mystery...
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    Stuey01 wrote:
    posh_pedaller wrote:
    Sewinman wrote:
    Do you remember how exciting it was to see a teacher out and about at the weekend and stuff!?

    It was actually news on Monday morning - "guess what, I saw Mr X in the Bentall Centre on saturday" , 'OMG!".....like it was strange that they actually existed beyond the school grounds. :)

    Your teachers had weird surnames.

    Prof X??

    What's your mutant power Sewinman?

    I swim with the fishes.
  • AllTheGear
    AllTheGear Posts: 248
    I've been cycling (seriously) for a year. Looking forward to finding out!
    ... and no idea ...

    FCN: 3
  • roger_merriman
    roger_merriman Posts: 6,165
    Sewinman wrote:
    Do you remember how exciting it was to see a teacher out and about at the weekend and stuff!?

    It was actually news on Monday morning - "guess what, I saw Mr X in the Bentall Centre on saturday" , 'OMG!".....like it was strange that they actually existed beyond the school grounds. :)

    can be good or bad, i saw/met one of my lecturers though she was and still would be a fair few years younger...
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    Sarajoy, that is a sad story!

    We once met our old english teacher in a city centre pub. Him and a bunch of other teachers were pissed!
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    sarajoy wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Teachers don't have sex. FACT.
    Oh they do. Didn't you watch 'Teachers' on Channel 4? Andrew Lincoln, YUM.

    They weren't really teachers.... Real teachers don't drink, don't have weekends, don't have social lives, haven't evolved the part of the brain that experiences fun and simply do not have sex unless for procreation - for which, they use a text book to tell them how...

    My friends a teacher... believe me, its true. Even cycling is slightly less cool when you'rea teacher... (or a Lawyer).

    :roll:
    Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    lost_in_thought wrote:

    We used to try deliberately to run into one of the English teachers in Cambridge over the weekend when I was at school. He was hot.

    Poor bloke still suffers from Ochophophobia.
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    jashburnham wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:

    We used to try deliberately to run into one of the English teachers in Cambridge over the weekend when I was at school. He was hot.

    Poor bloke still suffers from Ochophophobia.
    Ochophophobia: An exaggerated or irrational fear of vehicles.

    :lol:
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    S*x.....I have a s*x life now because of cycling, so yes there would be a marked increase. was single for a year after my split with my ex but met the good Commander though cycling.

    Also doesn't affect his performance :wink: :P

    and yes as a lass having strong legs does help on the s*x front :roll:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men

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