S*x and commuting by bike

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  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    sarajoy wrote:
    woodyonthebeach wrote:
    does it have to have increased with one person or can it increased with more more than one person
    I think increased in general is valid..! Show-off.

    Your name comes across differently in this thread too. Perv.

    ;)

    yes it does unfortunately. I'm not a perv, but when it comes to bikes now thats another story
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  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    science proved s*x the night before a sportive competition does affect the male preformance (at the competition) in a bad way but its opposite for the female. read that from BBC last sumemr.
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Science has done nothing for sex - just ask Kim Chambers....(yes, you will have to google for her!)
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Science has done nothing for sex - just ask Kim Chambers....(yes, you will have to google for her!)

    maybe when things are quiet and not at work
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Who are the people the have posted what sex life?
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,714
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Who are the people the have posted what sex life?
    I was one. Currently single, and have been for a while...
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited May 2009
    whyamihere wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Who are the people the have posted what sex life?
    I was one. Currently single, and have been for a while...

    Ouch.

    In fact no, nothing wrong with being single. I was single for years, I loved it! I was reckless and gave even less of a phluck than I do now. Loved it! LOVED IT!
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  • King Donut
    King Donut Posts: 498
    Rich158 wrote:
    and cycling only ever affected my sex life when I looked at me ex and thought I'd rather be riding my bike :shock: :roll: :wink:

    :lol::lol: I can't stop :lol:

    In all seriousness I love an early morning ride so cycling has made me 'reschedule' things a bit.
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    LOL DDD, you're pushing your luck! The beauty of an anonymous poll :)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I'll be honest cycling has affected my sex life.

    Firstly there is the performance. Yes, there was that night when I thought "wow cycling has increased my physical prowess". Overall I don't think my S'drive has been affected, its always been higher than anyone I've ever dated and so I have no real basis for comparision.

    There are other implcations. Come Friday, I was tired (not so much now as my fitness is beyond my weekly commute) so nookie was a no no.

    Waking up in the Mornings, neither I or my girlfriend are morning people so getting up an hour (ala Helen Mirren) early so we could do the deed and leave me enough time to cycle into work on time was a logistical nightmare. Especially as she doesn't need to get up until well after I've left the house.

    Money. Tyres, Fulcrum hubs, innertubes, lycra etc... it all adds up and diminishes my ability to spend elsewhere, primarily treats i.e. flowers, restaurants, chocolates for the GF, which must have an affect on the ole heave'ho frequency.

    Ultimately I'd like to know what extended and I mean over a period of years in the saddle can do to a Man's lower regions in terms of physically and fertility.
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  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    King Donut wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    and cycling only ever affected my sex life when I looked at me ex and thought I'd rather be riding my bike :shock: :roll: :wink:

    :lol::lol: I can't stop :lol:

    In all seriousness I love an early morning ride so cycling has made me 'reschedule' things a bit.

    Get hold of a copy of this weeks cycling weekly and read the last paragraph of Dr Hutch, it's like he knows me personally :wink:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    biondino wrote:
    LOL DDD, you're pushing your luck! The beauty of an anonymous poll :)

    That's me always pushing the boundaries of taboo and what is socially in/acceptible to talk about.

    My theory is that once you strip down all that social conditioning you realise that people are just people and the things we're told we shouldn't talk about are arguably the things we have most in common.
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    I'm a what sex lifer, that's because I'm married and therefore sex is only for reproduction :D I may well end up with more kids than BJUK :lol:
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    prawny wrote:
    I'm a what sex lifer, that's because I'm married and therefore sex is only for reproduction :D I may well end up with more kids than BJUK :lol:

    :lol: We have said we are stopping at 6, so we have to fit another one in shortly ;-)
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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    @ DDD - hilarious thread. :lol:

    Have you considered that the old boy is going to look a bit more substantial the fitter you become? Which may offset a lack of flowers and other bribes.
  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Who are the people the have posted what sex life?

    Moi!
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    et moi
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

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  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    Rescheduling to be on time for work?! :shock: :shock: :shock:

    DDD it's okay to be late occasionally!
  • Stuey01
    Stuey01 Posts: 1,273
    S*x and commuting by bike you say?

    Wouldn't recommend it in heavy traffic.

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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Do you think he's got bikes called Tenor and Alto as well?
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  • laughingboy
    laughingboy Posts: 248
    biondino wrote:
    Do you think he's got bikes called Tenor and Alto as well?
    V sharp :lol:
    The bike pictured is the 'Profondo', one of the lower models in Basso's range. :wink:
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    laughingboy wrote:
    V sharp :lol:

    Nah mate, it's in B flat.
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Ahh, I kill myself, I really do. I laughed out loud at your post too, laughingboy :)

    (and I did actually look it up to confirm it really is in B♭ as well)
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  • andy83
    andy83 Posts: 1,558
    Firstly there is the performance. Yes, there was that night when I thought "wow cycling has increased my physical prowess". Overall I don't think my S'drive has been affected, its always been higher than anyone I've ever dated and so I have no real basis for comparision.

    think that is just men in general if im honest lol
    Money. Tyres, Fulcrum hubs, innertubes, lycra etc... it all adds up and diminishes my ability to spend elsewhere, primarily treats i.e. flowers, restaurants, chocolates for the GF, which must have an affect on the ole heave'ho frequency.

    way i get round this and not feel so bad is buy her a little present first then dont feel so bad bout getting yourself goodies
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    tardie wrote:
    Rescheduling to be on time for work?! :shock: :shock: :shock:

    DDD it's okay to be late occasionally!

    I got to work at 9.45am today, oh YEAH......

    We had an argument.... :oops:
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  • sarajoy
    sarajoy Posts: 1,675
    Getting little presents from boyfriends?

    I never get that, never have. Boo.

    Maybe I should play the independent woman card and start buying him little things.

    Oops, not if I'm embarking on a load of teacher-training mind, time to be poor again for a bit...
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    sarajoy wrote:
    Getting little presents from boyfriends?

    I never get that, never have. Boo.

    Maybe I should play the independent woman card and start buying him little things.

    Oops, not if I'm embarking on a load of teacher-training mind, time to be poor again for a bit...

    Teachers don't have sex. FACT.
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  • sarajoy
    sarajoy Posts: 1,675
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Teachers don't have sex. FACT.
    Oh they do. Didn't you watch 'Teachers' on Channel 4? Andrew Lincoln, YUM.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    sarajoy wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Teachers don't have sex. FACT.
    Oh they do. Didn't you watch 'Teachers' on Channel 4? Andrew Lincoln, YUM.

    They weren't really teachers.... Real teachers don't drink, don't have weekends, don't have social lives, haven't evolved the part of the brain that experiences fun and simply do not have sex unless for procreation - for which, they use a text book to tell them how...

    My friends a teacher... believe me, its true. Even cycling is slightly less cool when you'rea teacher... (or a Lawyer).
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  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    University lecturers certainly have sex. Its a perk of the job.

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