What do YOU look like?!

cuthbertsavage

Stav

I instantly regretted the very drunken tattoo of a weasel on my back. Luckily it was small and the pain it took to remove it was only 4 notches above excruciating.

I would get another one if I could think of something I wouldn't regret in twenty years...but I can't and I don't want to go through getting another one removed.

Tartanyak

You do know you don't have to use a cheese grater to remove them?

Thewaylander

MissBint37 wrote:

Severe lack of torso's with six packs boys!

See most of us are 30 plus with work now.. six packs are hard to keep with the calories needed for 40-50k trails to be ridden and the minimum daily allowance of bacon being consumed at regular intervals...

MissBint37

Thewaylander wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Severe lack of torso's with six packs boys!

See most of us are 30 plus with work now.. six packs are hard to keep with the calories needed for 40-50k trails to be ridden and the minimum daily allowance of bacon being consumed at regular intervals...

Wah wah wah. Im 30+ and still have killer abs, not that anyone ever sees them......and I regularly consume my own body weight in chocolate..............next excuse

Anonymous

To quote Homer Simpson, "Everyone around here has a 6-pack and I'm the only one with a keg"

Beardface

cuthbertsavage wrote:

Stav

I instantly regretted the very drunken tattoo of a weasel on my back. Luckily it was small and the pain it took to remove it was only 4 notches above excruciating.

I would get another one if I could think of something I wouldn't regret in twenty years...but I can't and I don't want to go through getting another one removed.

Fair enough.. funnily enough, I was sober at the time!

Who knows, I may regret it in 20 years, only time will tell. By then though, I'll be nearing 50, and the only people to see it will be the kids (if that ever happens), and the poor wife (whoever that may be). I don't plan on being a stripper or anything, so it's all good

I'll probably have bigger things to worry about than a tattoo of a sheep when I'm that age though..

Gazlar

Ooohhh tatts

Beardface

Gaz - nice!

Whats the pain rating on the inside of the bicep? That's one of the next areas for me, so kinda curious!

Gazlar

that was actually not too bad, 4/10 I'd say rising to a y as you get up towards the armpit. I was on a no emla day too, I know its cheating, but tattoo's hurt and they cost money, so the less flinching and the more that can be done, the better the outcome and cost

FocusZing

Why oh why do you want to damage perfectly good skin?

Gazlar

Its bling for the body, and wouldn't it be a dull world if everyone was the same

Why oh why wouldnt you want to use youre own meat canvas

FocusZing

Gazlar wrote:

Its bling for the body, and wouldn't it be a dull world if everyone was the same

Why oh why wouldnt you want to use youre own meat canvas

That's a bloody good point! I still can't get one done though. Although I'm a fully fledge grown man, I would be rejected by the olds.

Anonymous

I've always wanted a tatoo, but I keep changing my mind about what I want every few weeks. So I've decided not to get one, or I know I'd just be annoyed with it after a few days.

sheepsteeth

i cant imagine there is a more painful area than where my i have my only tattoo

montevideoguy

I dislike most tatoos but that's more down to the fact that most people get tatoos that just don't suit them. When the right person gets the right tatoo it looks awesome

Gazlar

Montevideoguy wrote:

I dislike most tatoos but that's more down to the fact that most people get tatoos that just don't suit them. When the right person gets the right tatoo it looks awesome

I presume you're talking about me

FocusZing

Gazlar wrote:

Montevideoguy wrote:

I dislike most tatoos but that's more down to the fact that most people get tatoos that just don't suit them. When the right person gets the right tatoo it looks awesome

I presume you're talking about me

Wouldn't God have a tattoo of the universe n sh1t.

fungus_the_muffin_man

MissBint37 wrote:

Thewaylander wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Severe lack of torso's with six packs boys!

See most of us are 30 plus with work now.. six packs are hard to keep with the calories needed for 40-50k trails to be ridden and the minimum daily allowance of bacon being consumed at regular intervals...

Wah wah wah. Im 30+ and still have killer abs, not that anyone ever sees them......and I regularly consume my own body weight in chocolate..............next excuse

Until you have kids, your tits droop to the floor and your stretch marks decimate your stomach.

enjoy that chocolate

fungus_the_muffin_man

Muttly1981 wrote:

Fungus The Muffin Man wrote:

This is me ( on the right) with some rugby League legends who all played for my beloved team Salford RLFC.


DSC01061 by fungusmctavish, on Flickr

Me doing some male bonding on a rugby night out

Ahh what is Yorkshire Chris up too thesedays? Not seen him in about 5 years

He's as quiet as a mouse nowadays. Moved back into Salford with a girl from the shed and just had a baby this week.

Anonymous

Fungus The Muffin Man wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Thewaylander wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Severe lack of torso's with six packs boys!

See most of us are 30 plus with work now.. six packs are hard to keep with the calories needed for 40-50k trails to be ridden and the minimum daily allowance of bacon being consumed at regular intervals...

Wah wah wah. Im 30+ and still have killer abs, not that anyone ever sees them......and I regularly consume my own body weight in chocolate..............next excuse

Until you have kids, your tits droop to the floor and your stretch marks decimate your stomach.

enjoy that chocolate

And your fanny looks like a yawning whale.

Raymondavalon

Yeeha,

That's hash dude...

MissBint ignore him!

sheepsteeth

but when it happens, keep the pictures to yourself

Thewaylander

it's damn true lol.

I almost got my abbs back, unfortunately because i am roughly the same diameter as a pencil it looks silly and then my ribs stick out which means top stays on lol.

t0pc4t

Gazlar wrote:

that was actually not too bad, 4/10 I'd say rising to a y as you get up towards the armpit. I was on a no emla day too, I know its cheating, but tattoo's hurt and they cost money, so the less flinching and the more that can be done, the better the outcome and cost

what's emla?

I'm getting a half sleeve done in July and anything that lessens pain and flinching is desirable

Gazlar

Its a numbing cream, used for injections etc, it pretty much works for the first pass of a needle over an area and then lessens the pain after that. You can get tiny tubes online or get it over the counter at a chemists (you have to ask for it and dont get the little tubes,) get a 30g one and use, about half a tube per sitting, smear it on liberally about an hour/hour and a half before your sitting then wrap your arm in clingfilm

t0pc4t

I'm definitely having me some of that

it's going to be 5 hours getting this half sleeve done and frankly, I'm cakking it

VWsurfbum

t0pc4t wrote:

I'm definitely having me some of that

it's going to be 5 hours getting this half sleeve done and frankly, I'm cakking it

you fecking Wuss!
No numbing cream here! and its quite relaxing after a while, i was reading a book when he was doing mine.

t0pc4t

whatever, 5 hours strikes me as long.

I hadn't had one for about 10 years and then I got one on my calf the other week, strung like f**k so I figure I better take all the help I can get on a 5 hour job.

VWsurfbum

t0pc4t wrote:

whatever, 5 hours strikes me as long.

I hadn't had one for about 10 years and then I got one on my calf the other week, strung like f**k so I figure I better take all the help I can get on a 5 hour job.

after the first 20 mins or so your brain ignors the pain, you'll be fine

t0pc4t

will probably forget between now and then anyway