Most punchable man on TV

robmanic1

DavidBelcher wrote:

Harry Hill - each to their own, I guess. I find him an absolute riot and never, ever miss TV Burp when it's on. Though your post does beg the question....Harry Hill, or a 20lb salmon - which is better? There's only one way to find out!

David

I'm with you all the way on this one David, Hill is tremendously funny, all the funnier for me because a lot of folk don't "get" his humour. Saw him live once and I can honestly say I didn't stop laughing, my chuckle muscles were aching for days afterwards.
What are the chances of that?

Bill Turnbull - face in the fire!

DavidBelcher

Robmanic1 wrote:

DavidBelcher wrote:

Harry Hill - each to their own, I guess. I find him an absolute riot and never, ever miss TV Burp when it's on. Though your post does beg the question....Harry Hill, or a 20lb salmon - which is better? There's only one way to find out!

David

I'm with you all the way on this one David, Hill is tremendously funny, all the funnier for me because a lot of folk don't "get" his humour. Saw him live once and I can honestly say I didn't stop laughing, my chuckle muscles were aching for days afterwards.
What are the chances of that?

Even Hill's kids' programme [1] (Shark Infested Custard) is way better than a lot of the dross clogging up the airwaves at present!

David

[1] Allegedly for kids, anyway, though as with TV Burp it seems to be aimed at all of the family.

elscorcho

DavidBelcher wrote - Harry Hill - each to their own, I guess. I find him an absolute riot and never, ever miss TV Burp when it's on. Though your post does beg the question....Harry Hill, or a 20lb salmon - which is better? There's only one way to find out!

I personally think TV Burp would be funnier without Harry Hill - He tells you what you already know!?! I will admit that I find him mildly funny sometimes!

Do you mean who tells the best jokes between Harry Hill and a 20lb Salmon-the Salmon of course! Harry Hill's comic ability is a bit fishy!

Everyone who has posted secretly wants to be like all the celebrities mentioned but will never admiit it! :twisted:

Ben from Warwick

The bloke from "The Champinship" with his silly gurning face. I know his name but bring myself to write it.

Chaz.Harding

I dunno about you elscorcho, but I certainly don't want to be like anyone I posted!!

Also, I know it's the point - kinda - but damn there's alot of hatred in this forum :shock:

Off to do some good deeds to make up for my rant eariler

elscorcho

So bigchazrocks you don't want to be filthy rich and able to buy the best bike and equipment for cycling!?! I said like the celebs mentioned but not exactly e.g. being discussed on a cycling forum as to who needs a punch!

I would love to be filthy rich so I could buy a new mountain bike as mine has developed a few problems!

I would love to punch Tom Cruise to see if I could knock that permanent sh*t eating grin off his face! 8)

bexley

paul macartney

robmanic1

bexley wrote:

paul macartney

(Quote) "the Beatles are dying in the wrong order" (unquote)

shockedsoshocked

mercsport wrote:

Adrian Chiles deserves a good slap for being the snitch that did for Carol Thatcher .

:?:

finchy

Anyone who hasn't yet voted - c'mon we're nearly up to the big 100.

popette

Robert Peston - what is it with him? I can't stand him but at the same time, I want to hear more from him. Does he know what he sounds like? Is he a joke? I'm simultaneously intrigued and horrified by him.

edhornby

Robert Peston - privileged idiot (check out who his dad, Lord Peston is). who should have kept his mouth shut about Northern Rock until the BoE had completed the lender of last resort deal...

Adrian Chiles - if you think he's bad on the telly, you don't wanna work for, or with, him. He is not known for his people skills !

ExeterSimon

CJ de Mooi (or whatever it is) off Eggheads.

What. A. Nob.

Tony1976

+1 for CJ, he is such a condescending tosspot like he knows everything there is to know.

Mine is Martin Tyler off Sky footy with his stupid stats, he is supposed to comment on the football and not some stupid fact about a match 50 years ago!

Also Peter Drury, Clive Tyldsley and David Platt from ITV, i just watch footy with the sound down as they drive me mad!!!!!

robmanic1

Jo Brand

Alain Quay

ShockedSoShocked wrote:

mercsport wrote:

Adrian Chiles deserves a good slap for being the snitch that did for Carol Thatcher .

:?:

No, an OBE

Stewie Griffin

Alain Quay wrote:

ShockedSoShocked wrote:

mercsport wrote:

Adrian Chiles deserves a good slap for being the snitch that did for Carol Thatcher .

:?:

No, an OBE

+1

popette

Jamie Redknap - spouting cliches, legs wide open with his shiny suit on (I don't want to see your bulging pants), his enthusiasm always seems manufactured some how.
In fact, any football pundits with shiny suits and legs spread - don't want to see it!

Stewie Griffin

popette wrote:

Jamie Redknap - spouting cliches, legs wide open with his shiny suit on (I don't want to see your bulging pants), his enthusiasm always seems manufactured some how.
In fact, any football pundits with shiny suits and legs spread - don't want to see it!

Whose got a lovely wife, whose got a lovely wife, Jamie Redknapp, Jamie Redknapp, hes got a lovely wife.

Although he does look like he gets his suits from Matalans retro department. Im embarrassed for him :oops: .

apple15

Robmanic1 wrote:

Graham Norton has a face I'd never tire of punching

+1

guilliano

Can I add a vote for John Barnes???? That man should NEVER be allowed to present, commentate or offer opinion on anything on TV again!!! He was a good player, but is awful to watch!

Any Labour MP who tries to defend their colleague's expenses or "fantastic" achievements in the ministerial position they have recently screwed completely is also worthy of a swift right hook from each and every member of the voting public (and I am not a Tory..... I have never voted for anyone)

Stewie Griffin

Howard Webb :x :evil:

I promise I will have moved on by 4.45 on Saturday afternoon . Poor old West Brom are gonna get it

Rev\'d Gatlin

il_principe

Alan bloody Carr. I don't understand how he ever got on TV, he's about as funny as cancer. As for his yokel side kick, wtf? I've never found them remotely funny.

Also Norton and Woss. Pathetic toilet humour, not funny.

I was delighted to see Stewart Lee back on the beeb, there's a proper comedian. He likened meeting Adrian Chiles to 'being locked in railway buffet carriage with an animated Toby Jug full to the brim with hot piss.'

Allez Mark

Out of the ones on the list. It's got to be Chris Moyles. Never liked him, never will.

Bill Turnbull would be my favourite punchbag. I don't want your opinion Bill. Just read the f***ing news. Smug b*****d.

robmanic1

Oooo, just thought of another, that Ben ponce off the apprentice - FACE IN THE FIRE!!!

ACMadone

Harry Hill

DavidBelcher

jashburnham wrote:

I was delighted to see Stewart Lee back on the beeb, there's a proper comedian.

Absolutely. His Comedy Vehicle was, by and large, top quality stuff from start to finish ("Chris Moyles; the only man who can truthfully claim to have written more books than he's read", etc.).

David

The Chingford Skinhead

Fully behind the Piers Morgan slapathon but would want him joined by every former tabloid writer / editor who appears on tv. For example Matthew Wright and that bald guy who used to edit the sun all came from the same personality produing machine - smug face, oily insincere delivery, focus on trivia rather than fact and believing that no matter what the story the only thing of interest is them. When Morgan coined the catchphrase "in my opinion, and therefore a fact" he was NOT being ironic.

Actually, the most punchable man ON tv would have to be Jeremy Vine with his oily insincerety but mostly because he epitomises everything wrong with modern tv. I'd slap him but I'd like to do far worse to the editors, producers and schedulers who have almost entirely wiped out any serious or investigative style programmes and replaced them with a diet of pap celebrity programmes. I could weep when I see the hollow shell that is now panorama compared to what it used to be (god, I'm turning into a grumpy old man!) And don't listen to the tabloid excuse - we're only giving people what they want / nobody is forced to buy it. Drug dealers & illegal arms dealers can user the same argument.

mercsport

The Chingford Skinhead wrote:

Fully behind the Piers Morgan slapathon but would want him joined by every former tabloid writer / editor who appears on tv. For example Matthew Wright and that bald guy who used to edit the sun all came from the same personality produing machine - smug face, oily insincere delivery, focus on trivia rather than fact and believing that no matter what the story the only thing of interest is them. When Morgan coined the catchphrase "in my opinion, and therefore a fact" he was NOT being ironic.

Actually, the most punchable man ON tv would have to be Jeremy Vine with his oily insincerety but mostly because he epitomises everything wrong with modern tv. I'd slap him but I'd like to do far worse to the editors, producers and schedulers who have almost entirely wiped out any serious or investigative style programmes and replaced them with a diet of pap celebrity programmes. I could weep when I see the hollow shell that is now panorama compared to what it used to be (god, I'm turning into a grumpy old man!) And don't listen to the tabloid excuse - we're only giving people what they want / nobody is forced to buy it. Drug dealers & illegal arms dealers can user the same argument.

Yes ! Dead-on , from this grumpy old sod too .