Most punchable man on TV

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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    According to the Sun newspaper (I just saw the front page in a shop, I wouldn't stoop to the level of buying it - promise!), Chris Moyles is going to be booted off his breakfast show. Hooray! if it's true.

    Bring back Mark and Lard.
  • LazyBoycp
    LazyBoycp Posts: 320
    johnfinch wrote:
    According to the Sun newspaper (I just saw the front page in a shop, I wouldn't stoop to the level of buying it - promise!), Chris Moyles is going to be booted off his breakfast show. Hooray! if it's true.

    Bring back Mark and Lard.

    Heard that rumour last night on Radio 5, but they had some woman on saying it wasn't true ("...very successful... x million listeners... etc"). :cry:
  • teagar
    teagar Posts: 2,100
    johnfinch wrote:
    According to the Sun newspaper (I just saw the front page in a shop, I wouldn't stoop to the level of buying it - promise!), Chris Moyles is going to be booted off his breakfast show. Hooray! if it's true.

    Bring back Mark and Lard.

    If you want Mark and Lard back, surely you should just not listen to radio one anymore? I'm guessing since you listened to them you're over 25, in which case, Moyles isn't aimed to entertain you!
    Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.
  • pneumatic
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  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    teagar wrote:
    If you want Mark and Lard back, surely you should just not listen to radio one anymore? I'm guessing since you listened to them you're over 25, in which case, Moyles isn't aimed to entertain you!

    I'm 29, and believe me if I were 18 again, Moyles still wouldn't entertain me. I used to listen to Mark and Lard as a teenager, loved their night-time show. Even back then I preferred DJs who actually loved music and had a modicum of intelligence and respect for the intelligence of the listener, rather than the Chris Evans/Moyles lifestyle DJ crap that Radio 1 seems to wallow in.
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    oxoneil wrote:
    Chris Hollins BBC sport reporter.........smug faced t**t

    Plus he doesn't know the difference between the points race and a time trial. (Error repeated every half hour on BBC Breakfast)
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  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    Out of the ones in the poll I had to say that Dom bloke (bald cockney). But Iout of all TV people I can think of I'd think Lawrence Llewellen-Bowen, Andy Gray, David Pleat and Jeremy Kyle would be WAY above the ones listed in order of recieving a well deserved slap with a baseball bat to the chops
  • teagar
    teagar Posts: 2,100
    johnfinch wrote:
    teagar wrote:
    If you want Mark and Lard back, surely you should just not listen to radio one anymore? I'm guessing since you listened to them you're over 25, in which case, Moyles isn't aimed to entertain you!

    I'm 29, and believe me if I were 18 again, Moyles still wouldn't entertain me. I used to listen to Mark and Lard as a teenager, loved their night-time show. Even back then I preferred DJs who actually loved music and had a modicum of intelligence and respect for the intelligence of the listener, rather than the Chris Evans/Moyles lifestyle DJ crap that Radio 1 seems to wallow in.

    If you were 18 again, you'd probably have different taste!

    Moyles gets the ratings in like no other breakfast Radio 1 DJ has recently. There's plenty of music lovers on radio one anyway, i.e. the rest of the DJs on during weekdays/evenings. It's just the primetime commute slot that gets the more talkative DJs.

    Have you listened to any of the radio one DJs in the evening recently?

    Having said that I'm not that keen on his show, but plenty of people seem to be. Go listen to radio two! I'll just stick to my own music collection.
    Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.
  • de_sisti
    de_sisti Posts: 1,283
    johnfinch wrote:
    Not that I would ever advocate violence, but which of these men would make a Buddhist monk renounce his pacificism?

    Jonathan Ross. I stopped watching 'Film ****' because of him. :x
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Jonathan Woss

    Any so called celebrity who is famous for being famous - Kerry Katona, Katy Price aka Jordan, Peter Andre (what does he do?)

    The late Jade - who suddenly changed from a dumb racist bitch into a saint apparently
  • tebbit
    tebbit Posts: 604
    How about a celebrity cull, anybody who is famous for being famous's sake without actually doing anything? It'll be good to keep the numbers down and also good for the environment, less people, it will discourage youngsters from wanting to go on reality tv shows. All round a win win situation.

    Matthew Parris how about nailing an empty cartridge case into the back of his skull, just as pleasant as decapitation.
  • Cheshley
    Cheshley Posts: 1,448
    If I have to narrow it down to one person I have two words for you.......

    Johnny Vegas

    do NOT get me started on that unfunny waste of space.
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  • teagar
    teagar Posts: 2,100
    Jonathan Woss

    Any so called celebrity who is famous for being famous - Kerry Katona, Katy Price aka Jordan, Peter Andre (what does he do?)

    The late Jade - who suddenly changed from a dumb racist ***** into a saint apparently

    I quite like Ross.

    Katona was in pop band atomic kitten. Jordan got her tits out for the tabloids and lads mags, and Peter Andre was a two hit wonder.


    :roll:
    Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    teagar wrote:

    If you were 18 again, you'd probably have different taste!

    No. I hated this sort of stuff when I was 18 and I hate it now. Cross my heart hope to die on that one. Chris Moyles is just the new Chris Evans, and I could never stand him.
    teagar wrote:
    Moyles gets the ratings in like no other breakfast Radio 1 DJ has recently. There's plenty of music lovers on radio one anyway, i.e. the rest of the DJs on during weekdays/evenings. It's just the primetime commute slot that gets the more talkative DJs.

    And the Sun and McDonalds are extremely popular. I'm stuck with Radio 1 all day at work. OK, evenings get better DJs, wouldn't agree about the daytime shows though. Regardless of whether the DJs love music, they all play exactly the same songs every day for about a month.
    teagar wrote:
    Have you listened to any of the radio one DJs in the evening recently?

    No, I'm way too busy unfortunately. Bike training, studying Hungarian and learning the bass guitar mean I don't have enough time - that and wasting my time on this forum :roll:
    teagar wrote:
    Having said that I'm not that keen on his show, but plenty of people seem to be. Go listen to radio two! I'll just stick to my own music collection.

    Radio 2 ?!?! :x :x :x No way, like I said I'm only 29. I've got a long, long way to go until I turn to Radio 2. 6Music is the only way to go. That and my own extensive collection of music.
  • thedirge
    thedirge Posts: 181
    moyals is a pussy, you'd not get a chance.

    was in a leeds hotel on night, got into an altercation with the doormen (at a hotel... i know) and he bolted.

    so i don't think he's the type to stick around if its kicking off.

    piers morgan here too, he's like a hedge fund manager wrapped in a copy of the sun.
    Consequences.... are just a harmless by-product of having a good time, all the time.

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  • Chaz.Harding
    Chaz.Harding Posts: 3,144
    Hmmm... Pretty much anyone who works in the Houses Of Parliment (apart from Boris Johnson - I actually quite like him as a politician) and the idiot RBS manager guy, who recently got fired...

    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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  • mercsport
    mercsport Posts: 664
    Have just happened across this thread upon the font of fathomless human goodness .

    I've never seen Moyles on TV but have heard him - briefly - on the radio , and formed the conclusion he was a noxious assemblage of flesh and bile .

    Clarkson , in truth , is a good guy but lapses into bad-taste occasionally ( he seems to be anxious about the size of his willy ) .

    Adrian Chiles deserves a good slap for being the snitch that did for Carol Thatcher .

    Now I think of it , Jo Brand must be a candidate . She has the same effect on me as Moyles .

    The others I never see , so they don't bug me at all .

    All that aside , and on a more serious note , I must confess to a loathing verging on the psychopathic of anything connected - words , pictures , actions - with the rottenest man on earth : Anthony Charles Lynton Blair . He provokes the ' can't switch channels quickly enough ' bit in me . TF he's not in charge anymore .
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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Despite my not-very-thinly-veiled dislike of Clarkson, I'd probably plump (no pun intended) for the salad-dodging talent vacuum that is Chris Moyles; both of them were derided in fine style on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle the other week.:D
    Alan Carr probably comes in 3rd on my list - it's no good hoping to get laughs solely on the basis of camping it up, you do actually have to be entertaining as well, sunshine; Kenneth Williams he ain't.
    As for Adrian Chiles and Frank Skinner, not even close despite the obvious detraction of being WBA supporters.

    David
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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Anyhow, of that list, putting Moyles into the stocks & throwing rotten cabages at him would be a great Sunday afernoon's entertainment. :D

    Let's face it, this is probably the nearest that Moyles would ever come to getting his 5-a-day.....

    David
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  • mercsport
    mercsport Posts: 664
    Anyhow, of that list, putting Moyles into the stocks & throwing rotten cabages at him would be a great Sunday afernoon's entertainment. :D
    Let's face it, this is probably the nearest that Moyles would ever come to getting his 5-a-day.....
    David

    Perfect ! :D

    As it crosses my mind wouldn't Chiles be the likeliest of the lot to be browsing this forum right now , being a cyclist 'n'all that ? I wonder who he'd vote for ?
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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Hmmm... Pretty much anyone who works in the Houses Of Parliment (apart from Boris Johnson - I actually quite like him as a politician) and the idiot RBS manager guy, who recently got fired...

    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    As Boris is no longer MP for Henley, he doesn't really work in Parliament any more, so that solves any quandaries on that front for you. :wink:

    David
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  • blu3cat
    blu3cat Posts: 1,016
    +1 for Moyles,

    I used to Work in IT at the BBC and was fixing a PC in the production suite next to his show, which was on air at the time. I was waiting for something to install, and I was *ahem* asked not to watch him through the soundproof window while he was recordingas it put him off. :roll:

    Utter, Utter c*ck.

    Trouble is I would want more after just one punch. :evil:
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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    guilliano wrote:
    Out of the ones in the poll I had to say that Dom bloke (bald cockney). But Iout of all TV people I can think of I'd think Lawrence Llewellen-Bowen, Andy Gray, David Pleat and Jeremy Kyle would be WAY above the ones listed in order of recieving a well deserved slap with a baseball bat to the chops

    Everytime I see or hear him, the cornfield scene from Casino plays through my head :)
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    Any women on here fancy giving Tyra Banks or Paris Hilton a slap round the chops with a chainset for me????
  • blakef111
    blakef111 Posts: 374
    Has everybody forgotten about the useless sack of sh*t stirring cannon fodder that is jeremy kyle? number 1 on my list
  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    guilliano wrote:
    Any women on here fancy giving Tyra Banks or Paris Hilton a slap round the chops with a chainset for me????

    I'd ive them something but it wouldn't be a slap! :oops:
  • yogi
    yogi Posts: 456
    Piers Morgan and Chris Moyles - justifies water-boarding IMO - in fact can we just drown them!
  • I couldnt vote for Jeremy Kyle.

    Never seen him or heard him, dont do daytime telly.

    But so as not to leave him out, Kyle get over here for s SLAP
    Just a fat bloke on a bike
  • elscorcho
    elscorcho Posts: 44
    Here's who I would choose for my slapathon!:-

    Jeremy Kyle - condescending and acts as if he is perfect. I don't think his show is about helping people but it's about the spectacle e.g a freakshow!

    Simon Cowell - Smug git, enjoys putting people down, doesn't care whether or not the music that his signed artists makes is any good-it's bland, bland, bland :roll: As long as he can feed his ego and increase his alteady large bank balance he is happy!

    Russell Brand - The first time I saw a picture of Randy Brandy on the cover of a magazine I wanted to punch it silly! He dresses gay to get the chicks! :shock:

    Harry Hill - I just don't find him all that funny! His best joke is sticking his tongue out and pulling his neck down into his hilarious oversized collar on his shirt as if he is a turtle going into its shell. I would love to slap him on his cueball noggin' with a 20lb salmon!! :lol:

    Heather Mills - I wouldn't want this to be an all male affair now! Tried to make out that Paul McCartney was worth £800 million so she could get her greedy hands on more cash! A very annoying and derranged women!

    Michael Winner - Why does he do those corny esure adverts doesn't he have enough money!?! He is a big greaseball and he looks as if he eats 10 fry-ups everyday!

    Victoria Beckham - She is self-obsessed and is a bad role model to young girls through starving herself. I actually think David Beckham is smarter than her! :shock:

    Paris Hilton - She is even more self-obsessed than Victoria Beckham!! She has a plastic face and a plastic personality. She thinks she is intelligent because she has released two records, has a perfume named after her and wants to own a hotel chain-she must be a member of mensa then, right!?! :twisted:

    John McRirrick - He is a repulsive man-I don't think I need to say anymore!

    I could go on but that's enough!

    Lots of love Steven :P
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    elscorcho wrote:
    Russell Brand - The first time I saw a picture of Randy Brandy on the cover of a magazine I wanted to punch it silly! He dresses gay to get the chicks! :shock:

    Harry Hill - I just don't find him all that funny! His best joke is sticking his tongue out and pulling his neck down into his hilarious oversized collar on his shirt as if he is a turtle going into its shell. I would love to slap him on his cueball noggin' with a 20lb salmon!! :lol:

    Russell Brand - he seems to have been overlooked on the list, which is quite surprising. Although maybe not so much punchable as overpaid, overexposed and near-talentless, thereby falling into the same category as BBC3's dire Horne & Corden.

    Harry Hill - each to their own, I guess. I find him an absolute riot and never, ever miss TV Burp when it's on. Though your post does beg the question....Harry Hill, or a 20lb salmon - which is better? There's only one way to find out! :wink:

    David
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