Most punchable man on TV

finchy
finchy Posts: 6,686
edited May 2009 in The bottom bracket
Not that I would ever advocate violence, but which of these men would make a Buddhist monk renounce his pacificism?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    None. Some of the contestants who have appeared on the Apprentice over the years could do with a dry glove slap though...
  • teagar
    teagar Posts: 2,100
    John Stapleton....
    Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    In fact, I've found him! Nestling away in my blog.

    And believe it or not, it's not the presenter!



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  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    Graham Norton has a face I'd never tire of punching
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  • shamey
    shamey Posts: 7
    Clarkson is ok, he has a pop at us,but I think it's a bit tongue in cheek.Now as for that creepy wee' banker'(said with two fingers inserted between teeth)Alan Carr.Iwouldn't tire of taking my hand off his face.I can't stand him and ALWAYS switch over if I'm at the telly. He makes me sick.Not that I'm homophobic.far from it.I just can't stand the wee twerp. :twisted:
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Piers Morgan.
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  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Its Moyles hands down. A face made for radio and a sense of humour made for his own bedroom and not beyond.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Wow, this poll's popular :shock: . Come on people, let your bile run free.

    I wanted to put more options in, but couldn't.
  • Blonde
    Blonde Posts: 3,188
    Ooh this is a hard one! It's got to be Moyles though. Clarkson and Cowell are just irritating @rses, that may, or may not be playing at being so, for the camera. Moyles seems to be a genuinely Bad Egg.
  • nickwill
    nickwill Posts: 2,735
    Eamon Holmes hasn't been listed but I couldn't vote for anyone else in his place!
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  • fatblokefromwarwick
    fatblokefromwarwick Posts: 331
    +1 Piers Morgan
  • giant_man
    giant_man Posts: 6,878
    edited April 2009
    it's that idiot Robbie Williams I fukcing hate. Some kind of cnut I reckon. Thank God he isn't on tv often.

    No problem with Alan Carr or Clarkson. Piers Morgan I dont' really like though have to say. Adrian Chiles I can take, Moyles is getting annoying though must admit, almost as much as that Chris Evans idiot.
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Stewie Griffin wrote:
    Its Moyles hands down. A face made for radio and a sense of humour made for his own bedroom and not beyond.
    Of those on offer ^^^this^^^

    Talentless, unfunny, offensive, ugly, smug, useless fat tw@t, on a par only with Frank Skinner. I'd happily feed them both into a wood chipper. Feet first! (Except that I wouldn't, but it's a happy thought)

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  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Alan Carr I quite like.. its that JLC bloke next to him.. that guy is is just irritating to the point where I fill up with rage. For god sakes man, stop kissing and cuddling your guests you creepy, fat little b***ard! He's rarely funny, Carr carries that show frankly.

    And his "Bring back.." shows. The only reasonable effort he made was with the A Team one, and then he was so sycophantic I could just imagine the guests losing their s*** and lamping him.

    Chris Moyles. My god is that a nasty little man. If I put the radio on at work I get a telling off from the other staff for having Classic FM on. Nobody else is there, whats their beef? Why do they have to have radio 1 on. And then its Moyles in the morning. The guy is just cruel to people who phone in, cruel to the staff that work with him and to other celebs. I'm not a fan of Chegwin, but he did this thing the other week where he did a Chegwin voice and kept repeating over "I'm a little piggie OINK OINK OINK!!"

    No Moyles. You're the piggie, now p*** off. :roll: Chegwin, atleast, is a nice bloke, self deprevating and has come through bad times to end up helping others in a similar situation.

    Clarkson is just Alf Garnett behind a wheel. He's a character designed to provoke, but is said to be a very nice bloke when you actually meet him.
  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    Can't testify to Chris Moyles' slapability as I've avoided him on the whole.

    Alan Carr - what is the point of him? Even Gok Wan is as camp, but at least he fixes women's dress sense. Graham Norton is funnier.
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  • fatandwheezing
    fatandwheezing Posts: 169
    Of all those listed it would have to be Clarkson, but he's just a bit of a tit really.

    I can't seem to hate Simon Cowell even though I should, as he's been responsible for some of the blandest music in modern history.

    I'd particularly like to set Piers Morgan on fire, and I'd use an already burning Amanda Holden to light him.........

    Is that Harsh?
  • fatandwheezing
    fatandwheezing Posts: 169
    Actually, thinking about it, I should retract my last message. It's actually Ant and Dec.

    (I'm never forced to spend my Saturday evenings watching Britains got Talent, and even if I was, it wouldn't get to me at all.)
  • fast as fupp
    fast as fupp Posts: 2,277
    you spelt Tim Lovejoy wrong

    on the subject of the fat phoney holmes look at the way he dives behind his female co-presenter here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFTnap4wfeM

    the big fat manc loving sh**house!
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  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    What about Mathew "decapitate the lot of them" Parris? He's my number 1 punchbag. I'd warm up on Carr and Moyles and then kick Chiles in the goolies as I left.
  • heathy_76
    heathy_76 Posts: 213
    giant mancp wrote:
    it's that idiot Robbie Williams I fukcing hate. Some kind of cnut I reckon. Thank God he isn't on tv often.

    +1

    And Clarkson,Eamon Holmes and Kerry Katona!
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  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    There's really no one these days, who matches up to Arthur Scargill's ability to rile me!
    Mind you, that useless "Home Secretary" gets my goat, even more than the rest of those useless, sponging politicians! :evil:
    Anyhow, of that list, putting Moyles into the stocks & throwing rotten cabages at him would be a great Sunday afernoon's entertainment. :D
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  • campagone
    campagone Posts: 270
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    Piers Morgan.

    +1 for Piers Morgan and that Nigel Havers
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    OffTheBackAdam wrote:
    Mind you, that useless "Home Secretary" gets my goat

    My god do I agree with you on her! Man is she a vindictive, nasty peice of work.

    ..and she's considered the front runner for being a future Labour leader. :shock: :? Give me Milliband over her anyday.
  • LingfieldXC
    LingfieldXC Posts: 134
    +1 for Piers Morgan
    what a smarmy barstuard
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  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    That greying weather man (BBC I think) who gives snippets of advice - better take a brolley, drying weather, nice for a spot of gardening.............just do your job and get off!

    Any Newscaster who does small talk, calls other presenters by their first names (like I care who they are) or especially jokes........shut up, you are not funny and are wasting my time!
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  • DomPro
    DomPro Posts: 321
    Adrian Chiles. He is seriously sub-standard when it comes to trying to talk properly.
    Shazam !!
  • howiejmidlands
    howiejmidlands Posts: 389
    Oh here we go:

    Adrian Chiles - i would never ever stop slapping that sarcastic chubby West Brom loving senseless T*%T. I detest the bloke and his ad libs which are not big or clever. SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

    Graham Norton - just for the poncy walk he has - SLAP.

    Alan Carr- just as soon as he opens his gob - SLAP

    Justin Lee COllins - come ere you hairy git - SLAP

    John McCririck - One obnoxious lotahsome creature - SLAP SLAP

    Arsene Wenger - For never seeing anything wrong in his players. Oi Wenger take your glasses off and have a SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

    Piers Morgan just for being Piers Morgan - SLAP SLAP

    DOnt start me on politicians - so big huge collective SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP for all the lying, money grabbing cheating me me me me plebs.
    Especially Lord Nancy Mandelsson SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

    Ashley Cole, come on down for a SLAP

    Too many blokes here... so for a bit of balance, Heather Mills, come here hop along for SLAP on yer gold digging backside.

    Anyone who says i will give you 110% (or any other value over 100%) come here for a SLAP. You cant have more than a whole you tit.

    Must go away and think of more to SLAP
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    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
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  • oxoneil
    oxoneil Posts: 147
    Chris Hollins BBC sport reporter.........smug faced t**t
  • Lagavulin
    Lagavulin Posts: 1,688
    Jeremy Kyle, Alan Carr, Graham Norton and Piers Morgan would be near the top of any list of mine.
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