Do male cyclists have the best arses?

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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    I frequently get out of the seat and pedal.

    When I am on a bike my gender is entirely irrelevant.

    I rarely get followed though, because I mostly ride on my own.
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  • Coriander
    Coriander Posts: 1,326
    When I need to cross two lanes of traffic round the New Cross one way system, I always get out of my saddle and pedal. And magically a gap appears in the traffic...
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sex seeps into my working day

    You want to change your underwear more often mate.

    :lol:

    :shock:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    linsen wrote:
    I frequently get out of the seat and pedal.

    When I am on a bike my gender is entirely irrelevant.

    I rarely get followed though, because I mostly ride on my own.
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    That's an attitude I can do nothing but respect.
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    I try not to get out of the saddle.

    Stinks of trying. :D
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I try not to get out of the saddle.

    Stinks of trying. :D

    Ooh that could be mis-interpreted badly...
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    jashburnham wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I try not to get out of the saddle.

    Stinks of trying. :D

    Ooh that could be mis-interpreted badly...

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Yeah, it really could! Hadn't thought of that....
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    jashburnham wrote:
    I try not to get out of the saddle.

    Stinks of trying. :D

    Ooh that could be mis-interpreted badly...

    That's why I decided to leave that one alone...
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I try not to get out of the saddle.

    Stinks of trying. :D

    +1 Standing up smacks of effort.

    As for the standing thing I can't say I'm really behind anyone long enough to notice, if you are DDD then............

    MTFU and scalp em!!!
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I try not to get out of the saddle.

    Stinks of trying. :D

    +1 Standing up smacks of effort.

    As for the standing thing I can't say I'm really behind anyone long enough to notice, if you are DDD then............

    MTFU and scalp em!!!

    Dude that's untrue! You do stand up on your bike. It's just that to everyone else it still looks like your sitting down! :lol:
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    @DDD :evil:
    If I'm standing up it's generally if I'm pushing away from the lights or "meerkatting" so I can find the best and safest route through the traffic jam that is Thornton Heath High Street.
    The rest of my journey I'm sitting down in a state of zen like composure, positively oozing the complete opposite of trying :-D
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    @DDD :evil:
    If I'm standing up it's generally if I'm pushing away from the lights or "meerkatting" so I can find the best and safest route through the traffic jam that is Thornton Heath High Street.
    The rest of my journey I'm sitting down in a state of zen like composure, positively oozing the complete opposite of trying :-D

    I'm told when your sitting down on your bike you struggle to see over the handle bars... :lol:

    OK I'll stop with the verticle jokes.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Steady now ladies, scroll right :D

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  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    My misses just turned her nose up at Sir Chris, evidently she prefers balding, slightlly flabby middle aged men :D:D:D
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    MMMMMmmmmmmmmm chris hoy.

    :D
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    That picture is no help...........

    1. Chris Hoy is sitting down so we can't see his ar5e.
    2. The other chap (don't know his name!) has his covered by his t-shirt
    3. Middle guy clearly isn't a cyclist!

    Sorry but that was just a waste of bandwith!
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    That picture is no help...........

    1. Chris Hoy is sitting down so we can't see his ar5e.
    2. The other chap (don't know his name!) has his covered by his t-shirt
    3. Middle guy clearly isn't a cyclist!

    Sorry but that was just a waste of bandwith!

    But you downloaded it anyway, right :wink:
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
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    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    I need a new job:

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I need a new job:

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    I refer you to my post on the "I love spinning" thread - my CV is already in the post :lol:
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I need a new job:

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    I assume you want the job of the official looking gent in the middle then LiT?
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Well, much as his job would do, I'd prefer the job of the guy on the far left. I reckon he and sir hoy get to spend more quality time together...
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Well, much as his job would do, I'd prefer the job of the guy on the far left. I reckon he and sir hoy get to spend more quality time together...

    Quality time? :shock:

    Is that what you call quality time? :shock: :shock:

    Where that fella's hand gone? :shock: :shock: :shock:

    No wonder Hoy rides so fast off the line ... :(
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    :lol::lol:

    I got nothing. No funny response, nothing. Just giggling.

    I've let you all down.
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    +1 for :lol::lol::lol: at G66
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    I try not to get out of the saddle.

    Stinks of trying. :D

    +1 Standing up smacks of effort.

    As for the standing thing I can't say I'm really behind anyone long enough to notice, if you are DDD then............

    MTFU and scalp em!!!

    Class thread folks, I have giggled my way through it thanks.
    I'm surprised nobody picked up on this though, spankingly freudian ;)
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Rich158 wrote:
    My misses just turned her nose up at Sir Chris, evidently she prefers balding, slightlly flabby middle aged men :D:D:D

    Hurray for women like your wife!

    I had my arse complimented last night while in lycra. Which was nice.
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    biondino wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    My misses just turned her nose up at Sir Chris, evidently she prefers balding, slightlly flabby middle aged men :D:D:D

    Hurray for women like your wife!

    I had my ars* complimented last night while in lycra. Which was nice.

    So what did he say then ;-)
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  • Feltup
    Feltup Posts: 1,340
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    My misses just turned her nose up at Sir Chris, evidently she prefers balding, slightlly flabby middle aged men :D:D:D

    Hurray for women like your wife!

    I had my ars* complimented last night while in lycra. Which was nice.

    So what did he say then ;-)

    Badum tish!!!
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    Feltup wrote:
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    My misses just turned her nose up at Sir Chris, evidently she prefers balding, slightlly flabby middle aged men :D:D:D

    Hurray for women like your wife!

    I had my ars* complimented last night while in lycra. Which was nice.

    So what did he say then ;-)

    Badum tish!!!

    :lol: I should be careful really, LiT will ban me from discussing men's bums for a week if I make any more jokes like that :-D
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Feltup wrote:
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    My misses just turned her nose up at Sir Chris, evidently she prefers balding, slightlly flabby middle aged men :D:D:D

    Hurray for women like your wife!

    I had my ars* complimented last night while in lycra. Which was nice.

    So what did he say then ;-)

    Badum tish!!!

    or Badum Tush?
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    jashburnham wrote:
    Feltup wrote:
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    My misses just turned her nose up at Sir Chris, evidently she prefers balding, slightlly flabby middle aged men :D:D:D

    Hurray for women like your wife!

    I had my ars* complimented last night while in lycra. Which was nice.

    So what did he say then ;-)

    Badum tish!!!

    or Badum Tush?

    Well someone had to say it 8)

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