Do male cyclists have the best arses?

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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    edited February 2009
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    There's only one way to resolve this, we should all post a pic of our lycra-clad butts, I definitely think the ladies should go first!

    Ding-dong

    I can imagine that conversation:

    Me (wearing lycra): "Darling can you take a photo of my arse please?"
    GF: "erm, ok, why?"
    Me: "So I can post it on the internet."
    GF: Runs away.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    antfly wrote:
    Do you know about homosexuality?

    No. What is it?
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    jashburnham wrote:
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    There's only one way to resolve this, we should all post a pic of our lycra-clad butts, I definitely think the ladies should go first!

    Ding-dong

    I can imagine that conversation:

    Me (wearing lycra): "Darling can you take a photo of my ars* please?"
    GF: "erm, ok, why?"
    Me: "So I can post it on the internet."
    GF: Runs away.

    It's quite similar to the 'Jashburnham takes pictures of the Prince and is busted by his sister' conversation reported earlier

    :lol:
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    jashburnham wrote:
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    There's only one way to resolve this, we should all post a pic of our lycra-clad butts, I definitely think the ladies should go first!

    Ding-dong

    I can imagine that conversation:

    Me (wearing lycra): "Darling can you take a photo of my ars* please?"
    GF: "erm, ok, why?"
    Me: "So I can post it on the internet."
    GF: Runs away.

    It's quite similar to the 'Jashburnham takes pictures of the Prince and is busted by his sister' conversation reported earlier

    :lol:

    Aren't we due an updated piccy soon, now it's been shod with it's new super sexy wheels?

    Also DDD, CHECK YOUR PM'S!!!
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Is WHATTED by his sister??
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    biondino wrote:
    Is WHATTED by his sister??

    Busted...

    As in caught.
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  • biondino
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    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    Also DDD, CHECK YOUR PM'S!!!

    Check his PM's what?
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    jashburnham wrote:
    Robmanic1 wrote:
    There's only one way to resolve this, we should all post a pic of our lycra-clad butts, I definitely think the ladies should go first!

    Ding-dong

    I can imagine that conversation:

    Me (wearing lycra): "Darling can you take a photo of my ars* please?"
    GF: "erm, ok, why?"
    Me: "So I can post it on the internet."
    GF: Runs away.

    It's quite similar to the 'Jashburnham takes pictures of the Prince and is busted by his sister' conversation reported earlier

    :lol:

    Aren't we due an updated piccy soon, now it's been shod with it's new super sexy wheels?

    Also DDD, CHECK YOUR PM'S!!!

    Ah yes, I'll get some pics up soon!
  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    biondino wrote:
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    Also DDD, CHECK YOUR PM'S!!!

    Check his PM's what?

    Well not wanting to go down the whole bl00dy process of starting a new topic on the board stating:

    "DDD - You have a PM"

    I thought it might be easier on here.........as he should in theory be following this thread!
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    No-one is getting my hilarious jokes at the moment :?
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  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    antfly wrote:
    Do you know about homosexuality?

    No. What is it?

    It`s when a man is riding behind another man thinking "mmmm nice arse, I could have some fun with that".
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    antfly wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    antfly wrote:
    Do you know about homosexuality?

    No. What is it?

    It`s when a man is riding behind another man thinking "mmmm nice ars*, I could have some fun with that".

    Just a quick check, is that you in your avatar antfly ;-)
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  • DonDaddyD
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    antfly wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    antfly wrote:
    Do you know about homosexuality?

    No. What is it?

    It`s when a man is riding behind another man

    What do you mean man riding behind another man like on a tandem bike? Or do you mean drafting I hate drafters...
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  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    Could be a tandem,yes.
    Do you get a lot of men drafting you?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    biondino wrote:
    No-one is getting my hilarious jokes at the moment :?

    I got the busted joke! Was crass and vulgar, which is why I liked it.

    @Bass, will reply to the PM once I get home.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited February 2009
    antfly wrote:
    Could be a tandem,yes.
    Do you get a lot of men drafting you?
    Yeah but I also get women drafting me as well....

    Both usually saying "Get out the f**king way you fat f**k"
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Do male cyclists have the best arses?

    I dunno, let's ask Mr.Hippo:

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  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    jashburnham wrote:

    Me (wearing lycra): "Darling can you take a photo of my ars* please?"
    GF: "erm, ok, why?"
    Me: "So I can post it on the internet."
    GF: Runs away.

    It's obvious! We should meet up in pairs and do it to each other.
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    tardie wrote:
    jashburnham wrote:

    Me (wearing lycra): "Darling can you take a photo of my ars* please?"
    GF: "erm, ok, why?"
    Me: "So I can post it on the internet."
    GF: Runs away.

    It's obvious! We should meet up in pairs and do it to each other.

    Although I do have a tripod and remote...

    Supposed to be snapping a pic of the Pinarello soon. Must remember to post the right pictures...

    :shock:
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    jashburnham wrote:
    tardie wrote:
    jashburnham wrote:

    Me (wearing lycra): "Darling can you take a photo of my ars* please?"
    GF: "erm, ok, why?"
    Me: "So I can post it on the internet."
    GF: Runs away.

    It's obvious! We should meet up in pairs and do it to each other.

    Although I do have a tripod and remote...

    Supposed to be snapping a pic of the Pinarello soon. Must remember to post the right pictures...

    :shock:

    I refer you to my previous comment re you the bike & camera - I was right wasn't I :shock:

    sick the lot of you :P
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  • Bassjunkieuk
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    tardie wrote:
    jashburnham wrote:

    Me (wearing lycra): "Darling can you take a photo of my ars* please?"
    GF: "erm, ok, why?"
    Me: "So I can post it on the internet."
    GF: Runs away.

    It's obvious! We should meet up in pairs and do it to each other.

    It's talk like that that gives the wrong impression about people who post on internet forums!

    I also assume by "do it to each other" you mean take pics right tardie :?: ;-)
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  • tailwindhome
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    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sex seeps into my working day


    :shock: :?
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  • Bassjunkieuk
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    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sex seeps into my working day

    :shock: :?

    Simple explaination..........


    DDD is actually a pimp :lol:
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  • DiggingDeeper
    DiggingDeeper Posts: 225
    Like the voting options - it's a done deal then..................

    When her indoors was GF she had a thing about cycle shorts, not in a major way you understand! In them days I cycled but not major

    Many years on and I am actually cycling massive miles like, but the shorts just don't do it for her anymore.

    Is it her or me :?: I guess the balding, beer gut and general slide other than the @rse takes away from the spectacle I guess

    I wanted to vote No

    I will never get this image out my mind from several years ago. Bunch of chaps out riding and one of em bursts out laughing. I ease back to see what he is looking at and mate 2 has a hole in his shorts showing the old chocolate starfish. You wouldn't follow that anywhere :shock:
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  • biondino
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    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sex seeps into my working day

    :shock: :?

    Simple explaination..........


    DDD is actually a pimp :lol:

    God you're such a racist with your stereotypical assumptions about black guys and their jobs. He could just as easily be a 100 metre runner or a basketball player or a rapper!
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    biondino wrote:
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sex seeps into my working day

    :shock: :?

    Simple explaination..........


    DDD is actually a pimp :lol:

    God you're such a racist with your stereotypical assumptions about black guys and their jobs. He could just as easily be a 100 metre runner or a basketball player or a rapper!


    :lol::lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
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    biondino wrote:
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sex seeps into my working day

    :shock: :?

    Simple explaination..........


    DDD is actually a pimp :lol:

    God you're such a racist with your stereotypical assumptions about black guys and their jobs. He could just as easily be a 100 metre runner or a basketball player or a rapper!

    All of which would pay me more than my current job.

    I could be a rapper, I'm angry and my English is bad enough.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2m1QvLYVOA]A pimp names slickback

    And while I'm at it watch this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b56kKRxWIc

    Edit: In fact Bass is more a black stereotype than me. Short, used to do 100metre sprints and has a small village of children.... :wink:
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  • Bassjunkieuk
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    DonDaddyD wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Sex seeps into my working day

    :shock: :?

    Simple explaination..........


    DDD is actually a pimp :lol:

    God you're such a racist with your stereotypical assumptions about black guys and their jobs. He could just as easily be a 100 metre runner or a basketball player or a rapper!

    All of which would pay me more than my current job.

    I could be a rapper, I'm angry and my English is bad enough.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2m1QvLYVOA]A pimp names slickback

    And while I'm at it watch this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b56kKRxWIc

    Edit: In fact Bass is more a black stereotype than me. Short, used to do 100metre sprints and has a small village of children.... :wink:

    :lol::lol: I'd prefer to be called vertically challenged ;-)
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  • Christophe3967
    Christophe3967 Posts: 1,200
    Prefer not to have to look at male a*ses if possible, but relieved to see that Team Highroad-Columbia appear to have changed from white to black shorts. Some recent Cav photos were quite disturbing.
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  • DonDaddyD
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    What get's to me is that Men are all happy to get out of their seat and pedal, swinging the bike from sde to side. Women on the other hand tend to remain seated... :cry: Why so boring....

    In fact, this question goes out to the women on the board. Do you ever get out of the seat and pedal? Do you purposely remain seated when you know a guy is behind you?
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