Do male cyclists have the best arses?
moonio
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I think yes, they have just the right combination of broad yet high, muscular arse that makes my cycle into work such a pleasure.
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Actually this was probably not the best poll for a forum made up of 99% men.
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I couldn't possibly comment, there are hardly any women on my commute. I've learn't the hard way about loking at a v nice lycra clad backside, only to pass said arse and find it belongs to a fella :oops: :oops:
I have to say when I run I have nearly killed myself trying to keep up with a very shapely backside arround Greenwich Park, at least that time I was certain it belonged to a girl
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What is the fascination with Women and Men's behinds? It's not like you can do anything with it (or at the very least want to...)
Hell I ride like the clappers so that I'm not stuck behind a fellow lycra'd up roadie looking at his @rse. There is no greater punishment than being stuck behind a male cyclist!Food Chain number = 4
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Hmm, I don't understand the context of the question........
Are we comparing male cyclist to female cyclist? In this case I'd much rather be stuck behind a lovely lady than a toned dude.
If we are talking about the population in general tho it could be easier to understand but still isn't very specific as almost any person partaking in a sport naturally tones up the parts of the body used for that activity, cycling just happens to be one that works the glutes nicely :-)
All I can say is that coming from a former track sprinter and long time cyclist is that I've never had any complaints ;-)0 -
*goes to look for picture of Chris Hoy's bum just to make sure*0
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lost_in_thought wrote:*goes to look for picture of Chris Hoy's bum just to make sure*
But surely we'd need something to compare it to LiT ;-)
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There is so much sex in cycling just look at this gem from Assos
I didn't know the female cycle bib was shaped thus!!! Oh man, that just makes girls on bikes even more hot!
If ever there were a cycling RPG women wearing bib would get the following bonus:
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Well in my experience male cyclists have very distinct arses compared with other sports people. They/You tend to have a broad and muscularly defined central area that kind of sticks up a bit with slightly flatter bits at the sides.
The best examples also have similarly well defined and wide thighs which lead down to slightly slender calves.
I'll try to do some more research into the subject over the coming weeks.. 0 -
Stupid Assos bibs. a) uncomfortable (I actually tried some on) and b) impractical.
Hmmmm. Strict safe search didn't like my image query. Suffice it to say that I'm pretty confident Mr (Sir?) Hoy does in fact have the best bum!
EDIT: Moonio, you're straying. Slender calves? Sign of weakness.0 -
I wish you women would stop objectifying us men this way, makes us feel cheap!
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lost_in_thought wrote:Stupid Assos bibs. a) uncomfortable (I actually tried some on) and b) impractical.
Hmmmm. Strict safe search didn't like my image query. Suffice it to say that I'm pretty confident Mr (Sir?) Hoy does in fact have the best bum!
I really don't see either of those as problems, they seem mighty practical to me (just not for cycling!) and if their uncomfortable you'd have to take them off ;-)0 -
I would second that! If his bum is anything to go by then I have to vote yes!!
And now BA have put him (and that bottom) in a uniform! What more could a girl ask for!!
(Does this sound tooooo much like the GILS thread??
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As for other cyclists bums, depends totally on the mileage they have put in...... don't you think?? 0 -
DDD, how can you worship boobs but feel at best ambivalent towards bums? Your complaint about the latter could just as well apply to the former but it seems to you there is a world of difference!
(and yes, this is probably the nearest I'll come to actually asking you to talk about sex ) 0 -
moonio wrote:Well in my experience male cyclists have very distinct arses compared with other sports people. They/You tend to have a broad and muscularly defined central area that kind of sticks up a bit with slightly flatter bits at the sides.
The best examples also have similarly well defined and wide thighs which lead down to slightly slender calves.
I'll try to do some more research into the subject over the coming weeks..
Jaysus!!! Even I'm slightly hot under the collar! Whew!Food Chain number = 4
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(and yes, this is probably the nearest I'll come to actually asking you to talk about sex )
Biondino, it's OK I know your much older than me and in your day it was only used for procreation (if that) and I respect that you are uncomfortable with the subject of sex.
That said I like sex, I like talking about sex, I'm comfortable with my sexuality and I'm comfortable talking about sex. Sex seeps into my working day, my every day life - even my hobbies (who would you rather She Hulk or Supergirl? I was shocked to find out that Cyclops and Emma Frost were doing it!) and even cycling. There have been many times I've wanted to ask the negative affects cycling (bad riding position) could have on my prostate gland and nether regions and have been afraid to ask and I really shouldn't be. Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DDD, how can you worship boobs but feel at best ambivalent towards bums? Your complaint about the latter could just as well apply to the former but it seems to you there is a world of difference!
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DonDaddyD wrote:There have been many times I've wanted to ask the negative affects cycling (bad riding position) could have on my prostate gland and nether regions and have been afraid to ask and I really shouldn't be.
Well I think I can attest to the fact that it doesn't appear to have much effect ;-)0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:What is the fascination with Women and Men's behinds? It's not like you can do anything with it (or at the very least want to...)
Hell I ride like the clappers so that I'm not stuck behind a fellow lycra'd up roadie looking at his @rse. There is no greater punishment than being stuck behind a male cyclist with see through shorts!
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Bassjunkieuk wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:There have been many times I've wanted to ask the negative affects cycling (bad riding position) could have on my prostate gland and nether regions and have been afraid to ask and I really shouldn't be.
Well I think I can attest to the fact that it doesn't appear to have much effect ;-)
Dude, I've said it before, your fertility is like a super power or something.
I reckon if you focused hard enough you could get your wife preggers just by looking at her :shock: Food Chain number = 4
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Clever Pun wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:What is the fascination with Women and Men's behinds? It's not like you can do anything with it (or at the very least want to...)
Hell I ride like the clappers so that I'm not stuck behind a fellow lycra'd up roadie looking at his @rse. There is no greater punishment than being stuck behind a male cyclist with see through shorts!
just nailed that down for you
It is for that reason that for my commute I always have a pair of trousers or normal shorts on over the top. That and to stop flocks of women throwing themselves at me whilst I wait at traffic lights :-D0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Bassjunkieuk wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:There have been many times I've wanted to ask the negative affects cycling (bad riding position) could have on my prostate gland and nether regions and have been afraid to ask and I really shouldn't be.
Well I think I can attest to the fact that it doesn't appear to have much effect ;-)
Dude, I've said it before, your fertility is like a super power or something.
I reckon if you focused hard enough you could get your wife preggers just by looking at her :shock:
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Bassjunkieuk wrote:
It is for that reason that for my commute I always have a pair of trousers or normal shorts on over the top. That and to stop flocks of women throwing themselves at me whilst I wait at traffic lights :-D
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Bassjunkieuk wrote:And don't anyone dare suggest:
"He's faster then a speeding bullet" - that one only applies when I'm on two wheels :-D
What ever gets you off dude, I doubt this is the forum to air that kinda personal details
maybe something like bikekink? I've no idea if that exists btw Purveyor of sonic doom
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There's only one way to resolve this, we should all post a pic of our lycra-clad butts, I definitely think the ladies should go first!
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