My favourite joke. What's yours?

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  • Maurice Thepity
    Maurice Thepity Posts: 75
    True Story

    One of our technicians should have been back at work after a week's holiday but he phoned in sick saying he had a burst blood vessel in his eye and was seeing two of everything.

    As quick as a flash my friend Paul said,

    "Yes, it looks like he's seeing two weeks holiday instead of one"
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    5000 Israeli troops have entered Jordan in the last 24 hours. Early reports say that she is tired & her bum is sore but she will soldier on. :roll:

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