SCR of the year 2008
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linsen wrote:
Or stubbing your little toe, like, really badly. I hear that hurts more than childbirth.0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:linsen wrote:
Or stubbing your little toe, like, really badly. I hear that hurts more than childbirth.
Or bending a fingernail back. That hurts properly bad.
Doing your back in is the ultimate in pain. Even MrsG66 agrees (and she's managed to give birth twice with no pain relief and once with no one around).
Childbirth, schmildbirth.0 -
Greg66 wrote:Doing your back in is the ultimate in pain. Even MrsG66 agrees (and she's managed to give birth twice with no pain relief and once with no one around).
Where did you b*ugger off to then? Pub? Social club? Bike ride?
Tearing the skin around your nail (the quick?) and effectively ripping it up all the way to your armpit.FCN 2-4.
"What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
"It stays down, Daddy."
"Exactly."0 -
cjcp wrote:Greg66 wrote:Doing your back in is the ultimate in pain. Even MrsG66 agrees (and she's managed to give birth twice with no pain relief and once with no one around).
Where did you b*ugger off to then? Pub? Social club? Bike ride?
Tearing the skin around your nail (the quick?) and effectively ripping it up all the way to your armpit.
I was riding like a demon to get to her. And the ambulance and a couple of our mates were driving likewise. G66 jnr #2 beat them all.
That skin thing is bad. Esp when you get the grain of the skin so that the more you pull the thicker the piece of removed skin gets.0 -
Greg66 wrote:cjcp wrote:Greg66 wrote:Doing your back in is the ultimate in pain. Even MrsG66 agrees (and she's managed to give birth twice with no pain relief and once with no one around).
Where did you b*ugger off to then? Pub? Social club? Bike ride?
Tearing the skin around your nail (the quick?) and effectively ripping it up all the way to your armpit.
I was riding like a demon to get to her. And the ambulance and a couple of our mates were driving likewise. G66 jnr #2 beat them all.
That skin thing is bad. Esp when you get the grain of the skin so that the more you pull the thicker the piece of removed skin gets.
Okay I might have to confess that the skin thing you talk of IS worse.... Especially on the bottom of your foot.....Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome0 -
Greg66 wrote:cjcp wrote:Greg66 wrote:Doing your back in is the ultimate in pain. Even MrsG66 agrees (and she's managed to give birth twice with no pain relief and once with no one around).
Where did you b*ugger off to then? Pub? Social club? Bike ride?
Tearing the skin around your nail (the quick?) and effectively ripping it up all the way to your armpit.
I was riding like a demon to get to her. And the ambulance and a couple of our mates were driving likewise. G66 jnr #2 beat them all.
That skin thing is bad. Esp when you get the grain of the skin so that the more you pull the thicker the piece of removed skin gets.
Classic.
FCN 2-4.
"What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
"It stays down, Daddy."
"Exactly."0 -
Jen J wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Food
DonDaddyd’s Chicken breast with cheese, herbs (choose your herb to compliment the cheese you use). Flaked with peppercorns, wrapped in a vine leaf, drenched in red wine sauce and served on a bed of more leaves (usually spinach) mushrooms, potatoes and onions.
Music
Barry White, Angie Stone, Alisha Keys (or some slow bump'n'grind - an actual term and name for a song - music) or my personal favourite Meshell Ndegeocello (in fact playing her songs in a dim lit room with some alcohol should be enough....) Drink more red wine or rose.
Desert
Ice cream (usually vanilla) served on a biscuit base (homemade) with toffee sauce drizzled on top and smothered in Baileys or Tia maria - the base will absorb the liquor. Finally encircle the ice-cream/biscuit base with chocolates (her favourite chocolate).
Does this actually happen in reality? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've clearly been out with the wrong guys... :roll:
Yep sure does. it's Mrs ITB birthday tomorrow so even with my "planned" hangover it will be flowers, chocs & champagne, breakfast in bed, lots of lovely presents (I love shopping me) followed by a big family dinner, then in the morning off to a spa in Ireland.
Before children she used to get a week long birthday every year.
Edit: over the years I have learnt to NEVER raise the subject of childbirth to my wife or in the company of my wife.Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:Jen J wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Food
DonDaddyd’s Chicken breast with cheese, herbs (choose your herb to compliment the cheese you use). Flaked with peppercorns, wrapped in a vine leaf, drenched in red wine sauce and served on a bed of more leaves (usually spinach) mushrooms, potatoes and onions.
Music
Barry White, Angie Stone, Alisha Keys (or some slow bump'n'grind - an actual term and name for a song - music) or my personal favourite Meshell Ndegeocello (in fact playing her songs in a dim lit room with some alcohol should be enough....) Drink more red wine or rose.
Desert
Ice cream (usually vanilla) served on a biscuit base (homemade) with toffee sauce drizzled on top and smothered in Baileys or Tia maria - the base will absorb the liquor. Finally encircle the ice-cream/biscuit base with chocolates (her favourite chocolate).
Does this actually happen in reality? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've clearly been out with the wrong guys... :roll:
Yep sure does. it's Mrs ITB birthday tomorrow so even with my "planned" hangover it will be flowers, chocs & champagne, breakfast in bed, lots of lovely presents (I love shopping me) followed by a big family dinner, then in the morning off to a spa in Ireland.
Before children she used to get a week long birthday every year.
AND you ask other men what they are wearing in bed - you are very versatile
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In these troubled times you have to keep ALL your options open Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
No prizes for guessing who I voted for.
I love you G66 xxx
PS Looking forward to meeting you tonight0 -
Gay69 wrote:No prizes for guessing who I voted for.
I love you G66 xxx
PS Looking forward to meeting you tonight
Be gentle with him, he's a bit frail these days Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:
All good advise my friend but clearly you've not taken into account the "I've just passed a (7-11LB of living flesh) baby" out of my body factor - having been there in person three times all I can say is... ouch!!!
Trust me no man could or would do that :shock:
Greg have faith normal services resume eventually! meanwhile while not vent your frustrations in some random Internet forum.
They just don't build em like they use to. My Aunt and Uncle are less than 1 year apart in age.Jen wrote:Does this actually happen in reality?
I've clearly been out with the wrong guys...
In ‘my’ reality it does. But then in my reality so does toe-sucking….Bass wrote:I suppose the theory is sound as you should be a **tiny** bit lighter having made a, erm, ahem *deposit* before setting off - kinda like doing a no. 2 before getting on the scales to weigh yourself I'm sure Brainiac tested this and it DID make a difference............with a no.2 of course, I think you'd need some very accurate scales to measure the difference after the first act
Also as ITB says, having been on the business end of 5 (well 3, 2 came via the sunroof) 9-11 lb babies (we breed em big!) I can assure you that it looks rather uncomfortable..........
…….. :shock:LiT wrote:OK, this thread has gone seriously TMI...
Furthermore, the Austin Powers school of lovin' up there? Ewwwww... sleazy!
*sticks fingers in ears and runs away*
WTFU!!!Bass wrote:It's funny you mention that as DDD is actually the spit of him..........
YEAH BABY!
Well Bass looks like Fertility personified. That and Hulk Hogan, with his 26inch pythons (biceps)…
In the bedroom Bassjunkie has been known to say:
“Bassamania is gonna run wild on you!”Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
OK - I'm away from the thread for a few days and it degenerates into discussions of childbirth and seduction - MTFU - GregT - you still have my vote :twisted:0
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