SCR of the year 2008

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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    DDD you're quite subtle aren't you? :wink:
    Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,399
    Well I had cast my vote for Greg 66 for all reasons quoted in his nominations including the grand entrance

    However given his present circumstances I believe he should be given a Lifetime acheivement award.

    You know like when an actor has been overlooked for a Oscar for decades then the academy realises that they have made a mistake, but its too late, he's too old and can't cut it any more.


    Also best newcomer (to add another category) for Blackworx for his 'business man on a bike' post from Wednesday, very funny!
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  • Jen J wrote:
    Poll is now up and running.

    Commiserations to LiT and DDD who just missed out on making the final, and to the rest of you that had no chance at all...;)

    I have been asked to mention that there will be a "small" presentation ceremony on the 28th...happy voting :D

    I have cast my vote, and seriously, no worries! I've already had enough personalised attention on this forum for one year... :shock:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    linsen wrote:
    DDD you're quite subtle aren't you? :wink:

    If you're coming to the X-mas drinks, I suspect that you'll be taken back by how shy and quite I actually am... :oops:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • ChrisLS
    ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
    ...I voted for Greg T...he breathed life into my original confession...

    ...bless you all... :D:wink:
    ...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,399
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What the heck do you mean I didn't make the final!?

    READ Below:
    Dondaddyd wrote:
    Having been disappointed with my performances throughout the latter part of September and with what seems/feels like gaining an entire stone during my week holiday in Spain. Damn Sangria, Coco Loco, Paella, Tapas, lovely ribs, veal steak and burgers and 12noon pints (x3).

    This would be my catharsis:
    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights as you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead.

    &

    To own a road is to know that on each commute you are the single fastest cyclist on your chosen piece of tarmac.~ Laurence 'DondaddyD' W. Player of the Unspoken Game

    There are not many roads I can claim as my own anymore, ‘The Single Speed chase’ and ‘The Allez incident’ (yes I name some of the more memorable battles I have with other cyclists/commuters, I also name my routes as though they were stages in some great cycle race and YES I have an over active imagination, it keeps me young I’m told) have seen my grasp over Clapham Common South side relinquished. Similarly I have had Tooting Bec road, Upper Tooting road, Balham road, Balham hill and Clapham High road torn from my lists of ownership.

    I'm not the fastest roadie and I'm not the most skilful cyclist, but by golly the stretch of tarmac known as Norwood road, which wraps itself along one-side of Brockwell Park is still my road and I will cry before I give that one up. I know every bump, every lump and every groove. I know where to hunker down, I know where to pedal and where not to. I know where the road stiffens and smoothes. It is upon this piece of asphalt that I do my speed test. It is long enough for me to ‘max ones absolute’ and hold said wattage for what seems an eternity (actually about 30secs – I’m rubbish I known).

    There was nothing of merit on my commute today, nothing. But this doesn’t bother me on the way to work as much as it does the journey back as I have Norwood road to test myself on. ‘Those that sit above’ were kind to me today as I saw the shape of what could be a roadie in the distance, on my road. I sped up and was now able to see his shapely calf’s, which looked shaved, a challenge if ever I saw one. I got closer checked the gearing. SINGLE SPEED! I was so excited at encountering a challenge I could easily loose I nearly celebrated before even starting.

    I made my shapes to overtake, he looks behind sees the pain, blood, anguish and hate within my eyes as my face was all smiles perfectly hiding my discontent. He speeds up. ‘Oh it’s on now’ and I could oh-so-easily-loose, but no! This is my road and I haven’t started to cry yet.

    Several turns of the crank I’m ahead, I’m also too afraid to look down at my cycle-computer (which stopped working at some point during this mornings commute) so I can’t say how fast I was going but sound had become a distant concept. I beat the lights I look behind; maybe he wasn’t trying or maybe its all in my head but hands on hips looking forward was the single speed. Me? I pummel the open air ahead.

    A true scalp, excelsior!

    I’m back and climbing the ladder!

    Finish reading? OK.

    I am Mr SCR! The post above, exudes the very heart the very soul of SCR!

    Furthermore:

    I name my encounters/SCR battles with other cyclists.

    I think about weight saving on my commute back from the office.

    I spend ridiculous amounts improving an SCR3 just so that I can scalp as efficiently as possible.

    My bike is called SCR!!! For the sake of Pete! Why have I not made the final!!!!

    "I'm so fast by the time the lights go green, I'm already at the next set of lights waiting for those to go green!"

    Sure there is nothing gracious about this rant, but there is nothing gracious about SCR; scalp or be scalped no excuses and no prisoners. The strong prevail the weak get scalped. Player's of the game will pull up next to you, smile, get into conversation and as soon as the light goes green scalp the sh*t out of you! SCR is about establishing your physical self over another would be cyclist. I live for this!

    Why am I not in the final!!!???

    I should be in the final and any final is farcical without players such as myself and Lit!

    Hmph!

    << Wanders off - arms flapping - to pick up toys that had previously been thrown from pram! >>



    I know I don't live in this London you speak of but I follow the Thread daily (ahem hourly) and would like to ask


    Did you not give up about 10 pages ago?

    I know not what you are speaking of.


    From SCR Thread Monday 24/11/08
    I'm also semi-retired until the weather improves.


    All is written in the annals for eternity
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I voted for Greg66, I have never encountered such unrelenting speed. My comments "Dude your awesome" spring to mind.

    My best memory was him telling me "Come on we're missing all the lights" I immediately thought 'how does a bike beat all those lights?' And 'Thank f*ck for the lights, I can't breath....'

    I also enjoyed themoment when he looked bewildered at me - sweating, crying and panting - and said "But I'm 42" as though my youth demands that I should automatically be faster than him.

    What worries me is how fast was he when he was 26... :shock:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What the heck do you mean I didn't make the final!?

    READ Below:
    Dondaddyd wrote:
    Having been disappointed with my performances throughout the latter part of September and with what seems/feels like gaining an entire stone during my week holiday in Spain. Damn Sangria, Coco Loco, Paella, Tapas, lovely ribs, veal steak and burgers and 12noon pints (x3).

    This would be my catharsis:
    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights as you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead.

    &

    To own a road is to know that on each commute you are the single fastest cyclist on your chosen piece of tarmac.~ Laurence 'DondaddyD' W. Player of the Unspoken Game

    There are not many roads I can claim as my own anymore, ‘The Single Speed chase’ and ‘The Allez incident’ (yes I name some of the more memorable battles I have with other cyclists/commuters, I also name my routes as though they were stages in some great cycle race and YES I have an over active imagination, it keeps me young I’m told) have seen my grasp over Clapham Common South side relinquished. Similarly I have had Tooting Bec road, Upper Tooting road, Balham road, Balham hill and Clapham High road torn from my lists of ownership.

    I'm not the fastest roadie and I'm not the most skilful cyclist, but by golly the stretch of tarmac known as Norwood road, which wraps itself along one-side of Brockwell Park is still my road and I will cry before I give that one up. I know every bump, every lump and every groove. I know where to hunker down, I know where to pedal and where not to. I know where the road stiffens and smoothes. It is upon this piece of asphalt that I do my speed test. It is long enough for me to ‘max ones absolute’ and hold said wattage for what seems an eternity (actually about 30secs – I’m rubbish I known).

    There was nothing of merit on my commute today, nothing. But this doesn’t bother me on the way to work as much as it does the journey back as I have Norwood road to test myself on. ‘Those that sit above’ were kind to me today as I saw the shape of what could be a roadie in the distance, on my road. I sped up and was now able to see his shapely calf’s, which looked shaved, a challenge if ever I saw one. I got closer checked the gearing. SINGLE SPEED! I was so excited at encountering a challenge I could easily loose I nearly celebrated before even starting.

    I made my shapes to overtake, he looks behind sees the pain, blood, anguish and hate within my eyes as my face was all smiles perfectly hiding my discontent. He speeds up. ‘Oh it’s on now’ and I could oh-so-easily-loose, but no! This is my road and I haven’t started to cry yet.

    Several turns of the crank I’m ahead, I’m also too afraid to look down at my cycle-computer (which stopped working at some point during this mornings commute) so I can’t say how fast I was going but sound had become a distant concept. I beat the lights I look behind; maybe he wasn’t trying or maybe its all in my head but hands on hips looking forward was the single speed. Me? I pummel the open air ahead.

    A true scalp, excelsior!

    I’m back and climbing the ladder!

    Finish reading? OK.

    I am Mr SCR! The post above, exudes the very heart the very soul of SCR!

    Furthermore:

    I name my encounters/SCR battles with other cyclists.

    I think about weight saving on my commute back from the office.

    I spend ridiculous amounts improving an SCR3 just so that I can scalp as efficiently as possible.

    My bike is called SCR!!! For the sake of Pete! Why have I not made the final!!!!

    "I'm so fast by the time the lights go green, I'm already at the next set of lights waiting for those to go green!"

    Sure there is nothing gracious about this rant, but there is nothing gracious about SCR; scalp or be scalped no excuses and no prisoners. The strong prevail the weak get scalped. Player's of the game will pull up next to you, smile, get into conversation and as soon as the light goes green scalp the sh*t out of you! SCR is about establishing your physical self over another would be cyclist. I live for this!

    Why am I not in the final!!!???

    I should be in the final and any final is farcical without players such as myself and Lit!

    Hmph!

    << Wanders off - arms flapping - to pick up toys that had previously been thrown from pram! >>



    I know I don't live in this London you speak of but I follow the Thread daily (ahem hourly) and would like to ask


    Did you not give up about 10 pages ago?

    I know not what you are speaking of.


    From SCR Thread Monday 24/11/08
    I'm also semi-retired until the weather improves.


    All is written in the annals for eternity

    Ah younglin' knowledge you I will teach!

    Firstly my post about Norwood road predates my announcement about semi-retirement.

    But to add:

    One of the main rules of SCR is to ride safely. At the time of announcing my retirement I felt the roads on my commute were not safe to actively silly Commute Race. Currently with the sun beaming down through my window at work has me convinced winter is now ending and turning into spring (Global warming is our friend - :wink: ).

    I will SCR in patches and upto a certain speed where I feel safe, but I won't go out and out (balls out) SCR along a road I know to be slippery. - Its not a question of MTFU, its a question of being safe.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • OK, wheezy and DDD, plese stop quoting that giant post! Jeez! :shock: :wink:
  • DonDaddyD wrote:
    I voted for Greg66, I have never encountered such unrelenting speed. My comments "Dude your awesome" spring to mind.

    My best memory was him telling me "Come on we're missing all the lights" I immediately thought 'how does a bike beat all those lights?' And 'Thank f*ck for the lights, I can't breath....'

    I also enjoyed the moment when he looked bewildered at me - sweating, crying and panting - and said "But I'm 42" as though my youth demands that I should automatically be faster than him.

    What worries me is how fast was he when he was 26... :shock:

    It's almost a proven fact that the older cyclist are always the closest speeds freaks. Although when you do encounter an older gent in head to toe matching red lycra you should expect some serious armageddon to be laid down :-)
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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    I'm torn.

    I need to apply "not trying principles" to my tinternet campaign to get the inner tube crown of top trumps gobber offer.

    However I'm just screaming inside to launch a furious and filthy smear campaign against my "rivals" (if you can describe the gang show on offer as rivals...) to take the glittering riches on offer and the adulation of thousands.

    I need to set up a proxy via whom I can channel my smut and destroy enemies whilst maintaining my aloof "not trying ness".

    What I need is a bunch of weak willed, unimaginitive dullards whose minds are slower than their cadence, from standing, uphill, with plutonium panniers and a headwind, who can be easily led.

    GB, Greg, CJ, Bass - check your PMs I have something I need doing.....
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

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  • Jen J
    Jen J Posts: 1,054
    Greg T wrote:
    I'm torn.

    I need to apply "not trying principles" to my tinternet campaign to get the inner tube crown of top trumps gobber offer.

    However I'm just screaming inside to launch a furious and filthy smear campaign against my "rivals" (if you can describe the gang show on offer as rivals...) to take the glittering riches on offer and the adulation of thousands.

    I need to set up a proxy via whom I can channel my smut and destroy enemies whilst maintaining my aloof "not trying ness".

    What I need is a bunch of weak willed, unimaginitive dullards whose minds are slower than their cadence, from standing, uphill, with plutonium panniers and a headwind, who can be easily led.

    GB, Greg, CJ, Bass - check your PMs I have something I need doing.....

    You can be disqualified, you know :twisted:
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Yeah, smug git. Vote retracted.

    Actually forget that. How about the winner (in all their munificence) - buys a round for everyone tomorrow - seem fair?
  • Littigator
    Littigator Posts: 1,262
    OK, wheezy and DDD, plese stop quoting that giant post! Jeez! :shock: :wink:

    +1
    Roadie FCN: 3

    Fixed FCN: 6
  • Littigator
    Littigator Posts: 1,262
    Yeah, smug git. Vote retracted.

    Actually forget that. How about the winner (in all their munificence) - buys a round for everyone tomorrow - seem fair?

    Now that's a bloody good idea :lol: mine's a pint of brandy please
    Roadie FCN: 3

    Fixed FCN: 6
  • Greg T wrote:
    I'm torn.

    I need to apply "not trying principles" to my tinternet campaign to get the inner tube crown of top trumps gobber offer.

    However I'm just screaming inside to launch a furious and filthy smear campaign against my "rivals" (if you can describe the gang show on offer as rivals...) to take the glittering riches on offer and the adulation of thousands.

    I need to set up a proxy via whom I can channel my smut and destroy enemies whilst maintaining my aloof "not trying ness".

    What I need is a bunch of weak willed, unimaginitive dullards whose minds are slower than their cadence, from standing, uphill, with plutonium panniers and a headwind, who can be easily led.

    GB, Greg, CJ, Bass - check your PMs I have something I need doing.....

    It's quite sweet (something often said of girls and children) that you are worried that despite having voted for yourself ten times, you might still lose.

    Of course, your neediness and rock bottom self esteem has been brutally exposed by this competition. To which I can only say


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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Greg66 wrote:
    It's quite sweet (something often said of girls and children) that you are worried that despite having voted for yourself ten times, you might still lose.

    I've tried - you only get one vote.

    I'm offering "favours" for votes. Voting for me takes but a second and a stroke of the mouse, as do my favours so it's win win.

    I've asked Obama about my strategy he said this:



    ea6f0d13a6_barack_06102008.jpg

    We need change, a man who can change gears and wear jeans and trainers on a bike that's more upright than even he is. A man who can pull a trailer of children like he can pull economic miracles out of his jacksie, a man whose wife is colder than Blackpook North Pier in the snow, a man with flat bars and a polo shirt - Forget this dude, vote for me

    He was no use at all in fairness.

    I'm in the DDD "camp" - he introduced "buckwild sex" into the SCR lexicon (sadly post Bianchi it remains peripheral to my actual life) and that is good enough for me.
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  • gb155
    gb155 Posts: 2,048
    biondino wrote:
    gb155, I'm sorry but ultimately I changed my vote to cjcp. Not only is he the go-to man (in a metaphorical AND literal sense) for bike maintenance issues, but he's also the only SCRer to have actually scalped me in real life (although, as was discussed at the time, it toally didn't count).

    No need to say sorry mate, Its an honor to actually be up there with people that have been doing this a lot longer than myself, Im on track to hit 1000k miles by the end of the 3rd week in Dec, Then next year it will be whop ass for you all :D

    I will also be updating my picture in my sig this weekend too for anyone who is intrested.
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    December 2007 - 39 Stone 05 Lbs

    July 2011 - 13 Stone 12 Lbs - Cycled 17851 Miles

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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    gb155 wrote:
    I will also be updating my picture in my sig this weekend too for anyone who is intrested.

    Please ensure you are wearing a paper crown so we can make an accurate comparison. Thanks.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Greg T wrote:

    I'm in the DDD "camp" - he introduced "buckwild sex" into the SCR lexicon (sadly post Bianchi it remains peripheral to my actual life) and that is good enough for me.

    Sounds like your in need of some loving: << Advice >>

    Food
    DonDaddyd’s Chicken breast with cheese, herbs (choose your herb to compliment the cheese you use). Flaked with peppercorns, wrapped in a vine leaf, drenched in red wine sauce and served on a bed of more leaves (usually spinach) mushrooms, potatoes and onions.

    Music
    Barry White, Angie Stone, Alisha Keys (or some slow bump'n'grind - an actual term and name for a song - music) or my personal favourite Meshell Ndegeocello (in fact playing her songs in a dim lit room with some alcohol should be enough....) Drink more red wine or rose.

    Desert
    Ice cream (usually vanilla) served on a biscuit base (homemade) with toffee sauce drizzled on top and smothered in Baileys or Tia maria - the base will absorb the liquor. Finally encircle the ice-cream/biscuit base with chocolates (her favourite chocolate).

    Dress the table your serving the food on with fresh newly bought flowers (her favourite) and this should get your bed back in action!!! :D

    << Advice >>

    Also

    Having moved in with my girlfriend I can happily say that partaking in the act of "buckwild sex" does in fact improve your ability to SCR!!! :shock:

    This however is probably due to leaving your house/flat late, everyday or whenever you partake in the aforementioned act, and having to ride like the clappers to get to work... :shock: :D :shock: :D

    So in these times of recession and any excuse to lighten the wage bill, perhaps the previously named act should be undertaken with great caution...
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • gb155
    gb155 Posts: 2,048
    biondino wrote:
    gb155 wrote:
    I will also be updating my picture in my sig this weekend too for anyone who is intrested.

    Please ensure you are wearing a paper crown so we can make an accurate comparison. Thanks.

    Hummmmmm Maybe ....... lololol
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    December 2007 - 39 Stone 05 Lbs

    July 2011 - 13 Stone 12 Lbs - Cycled 17851 Miles

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Greg T wrote:

    I'm in the DDD "camp" - he introduced "buckwild sex" into the SCR lexicon (sadly post Bianchi it remains peripheral to my actual life) and that is good enough for me.

    Sounds like your in need of some loving: << Advice >>

    Food
    DonDaddyd’s Chicken breast with cheese, herbs (choose your herb to compliment the cheese you use). Flaked with peppercorns, wrapped in a vine leaf, drenched in red wine sauce and served on a bed of more leaves (usually spinach) mushrooms, potatoes and onions.

    Music
    Barry White, Angie Stone, Alisha Keys (or some slow bump'n'grind - an actual term and name for a song - music) or my personal favourite Meshell Ndegeocello (in fact playing her songs in a dim lit room with some alcohol should be enough....) Drink more red wine or rose.

    Desert
    Ice cream (usually vanilla) served on a biscuit base (homemade) with toffee sauce drizzled on top and smothered in Baileys or Tia maria - the base will absorb the liquor. Finally encircle the ice-cream/biscuit base with chocolates (her favourite chocolate).

    Dress the table your serving the food on with fresh newly bought flowers (her favourite) and this should get your bed back in action!!! :D

    << Advice >>

    Also

    Having moved in with my girlfriend I can happily say that partaking in the act of "buckwild sex" does in fact improve your ability to SCR!!! :shock:

    This however is probably due to leaving your house/flat late, everyday or whenever you partake in the aforementioned act, and having to ride like the clappers to get to work... :shock: :D :shock: :D

    So in these times of recession and any excuse to lighten the wage bill, perhaps the previously named act should be undertaken with great caution...

    All good advise my friend but clearly you've not taken into account the "I've just passed a (7-11LB of living flesh) baby" out of my body factor - having been there in person three times all I can say is... ouch!!!

    Trust me no man could or would do that :shock:

    Greg have faith normal services resume eventually! meanwhile while not vent your frustrations in some random Internet forum.
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  • Jen J
    Jen J Posts: 1,054
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Food
    DonDaddyd’s Chicken breast with cheese, herbs (choose your herb to compliment the cheese you use). Flaked with peppercorns, wrapped in a vine leaf, drenched in red wine sauce and served on a bed of more leaves (usually spinach) mushrooms, potatoes and onions.

    Music
    Barry White, Angie Stone, Alisha Keys (or some slow bump'n'grind - an actual term and name for a song - music) or my personal favourite Meshell Ndegeocello (in fact playing her songs in a dim lit room with some alcohol should be enough....) Drink more red wine or rose.

    Desert
    Ice cream (usually vanilla) served on a biscuit base (homemade) with toffee sauce drizzled on top and smothered in Baileys or Tia maria - the base will absorb the liquor. Finally encircle the ice-cream/biscuit base with chocolates (her favourite chocolate).

    Does this actually happen in reality? :shock: :shock: :shock:

    I've clearly been out with the wrong guys... :roll:
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  • DonDaddyD wrote:

    Having moved in with my girlfriend I can happily say that partaking in the act of "buckwild sex" does in fact improve your ability to SCR!!! :shock:

    I suppose the theory is sound as you should be a **tiny** bit lighter having made a, erm, ahem *deposit* before setting off - kinda like doing a no. 2 before getting on the scales to weigh yourself :-) I'm sure Brainiac tested this and it DID make a difference............with a no.2 of course, I think you'd need some very accurate scales to measure the difference after the first act :lol:

    Also as ITB says, having been on the business end of 5 (well 3, 2 came via the sunroof) 9-11 lb babies (we breed em big!) I can assure you that it looks rather uncomfortable..........
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  • Jen J
    Jen J Posts: 1,054
    I suppose the theory is sound as you should be a **tiny** bit lighter having made a, erm, ahem *deposit* before setting off - kinda like doing a no. 2 before getting on the scales to weigh yourself :-) I'm sure Brainiac tested this and it DID make a difference............with a no.2 of course, I think you'd need some very accurate scales to measure the difference after the first act :lol:

    Also as ITB says, having been on the business end of 5 (well 3, 2 came via the sunroof) 9-11 lb babies (we breed em big!) I can assure you that it looks rather uncomfortable..........

    Ew!

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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    Having moved in with my girlfriend I can happily say that partaking in the act of "buckwild sex" does in fact improve your ability to SCR!!! :shock:

    I suppose the theory is sound as you should be a **tiny** bit lighter having made a, erm, ahem *deposit* before setting off - kinda like doing a no. 2 before getting on the scales to weigh yourself :-) I'm sure Brainiac tested this and it DID make a difference............with a no.2 of course, I think you'd need some very accurate scales to measure the difference after the first act :lol:

    Also as ITB says, having been on the business end of 5 (well 3, 2 came via the sunroof) 9-11 lb babies (we breed em big!) I can assure you that it looks rather uncomfortable..........

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  • Jen J
    Jen J Posts: 1,054
    linsen wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    Having moved in with my girlfriend I can happily say that partaking in the act of "buckwild sex" does in fact improve your ability to SCR!!! :shock:

    I suppose the theory is sound as you should be a **tiny** bit lighter having made a, erm, ahem *deposit* before setting off - kinda like doing a no. 2 before getting on the scales to weigh yourself :-) I'm sure Brainiac tested this and it DID make a difference............with a no.2 of course, I think you'd need some very accurate scales to measure the difference after the first act :lol:

    Also as ITB says, having been on the business end of 5 (well 3, 2 came via the sunroof) 9-11 lb babies (we breed em big!) I can assure you that it looks rather uncomfortable..........

    Childbirth?
    Uncomfortable?

    I believe he said 'rather uncomfortable'...
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    hmm well thankfully having never had to watch someone give birth I couldn't say how it *looks* (probably not too attractive.....)
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  • OK, this thread has gone seriously TMI...

    Furthermore, the Austin Powers school of lovin' up there? Ewwwww... sleazy!

    *sticks fingers in ears and runs away*
  • OK, this thread has gone seriously TMI...

    Furthermore, the Austin Powers school of lovin' up there? Ewwwww... sleazy!

    *sticks fingers in ears and runs away*

    It's funny you mention that as DDD is actually the spit of him..........

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