Commuters! I implore you!

daniel_b

linsen wrote:

groan......

I think it should be a mission today to seamlessly get this thread somewhere else entirely........

and away from the poor Germans...

Well hello Frank, very nice

A bike living in the hallway, that's a very familiar situation in our house, and I think what hallways were actually built for

attica

Ah, ich verstehe, elfenbein, nicht elfen bein.

And who said germans don't have a great sense of humour.
I must go back there some day, I spent 4 months living and working in Essen, an absolute armpit of a place, there must be nicer bits.

damage36

If noone replies to my spandex man picture, I will be livid. LIVID I tell you! i can't even speak german.
FFS

linsen

Daniel B wrote:

linsen wrote:

groan......

I think it should be a mission today to seamlessly get this thread somewhere else entirely........

and away from the poor Germans...

Well hello Frank, very nice

A bike living in the hallway, that's a very familiar situation in our house, and I think what hallways were actually built for

We have up to 7 in our house at any one time. Shed's too far down the garden, and whilst I can always be bothered to go for a ride, I can't always be bothered to walk to the end of the garden

Here's Gladys too....

Bassjunkieuk

damage36 wrote:

From spandexman.com



I hear you can get this with a chamois. Perfect!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

I think Batman could do with a larger size suit.......

http://spandexman.com/superherounitardsp2.html

Now some of these would certainly get you noticed on your bike, much better then the matching red devil kit sported by some other people.......

daniel_b

linsen wrote:

Daniel B wrote:

linsen wrote:

groan......

I think it should be a mission today to seamlessly get this thread somewhere else entirely........

and away from the poor Germans...

Well hello Frank, very nice

A bike living in the hallway, that's a very familiar situation in our house, and I think what hallways were actually built for

We have up to 7 in our house at any one time. Shed's too far down the garden, and whilst I can always be bothered to go for a ride, I can't always be bothered to walk to the end of the garden

Here's Gladys too....

Gladys looks very sturdy!

7 - awesome, my other half is a bit annoyed about 3 (probably soon to be 4) in the house, but once I have the garage watertight they will 'probably' go out there, but maybe not all of them - the total bike count is 8 at present, but maybe 9 by the end of the week, or even tomorrow.

linsen

Daniel B wrote:

linsen wrote:

Daniel B wrote:

linsen wrote:

groan......

I think it should be a mission today to seamlessly get this thread somewhere else entirely........

and away from the poor Germans...

Well hello Frank, very nice

A bike living in the hallway, that's a very familiar situation in our house, and I think what hallways were actually built for

We have up to 7 in our house at any one time. Shed's too far down the garden, and whilst I can always be bothered to go for a ride, I can't always be bothered to walk to the end of the garden

Here's Gladys too....

Gladys looks very sturdy!

7 - awesome, my other half is a bit annoyed about 3 (probably soon to be 4) in the house, but once I have the garage watertight they will 'probably' go out there, but maybe not all of them - the total bike count is 8 at present, but maybe 9 by the end of the week, or even tomorrow.

Gladys is the biggest heap of crap ever but I am very attached. I had it as a student and it has resisted bike-napping on many occasions (due to the rather distinctive paintjob). It slows me down for riding with the children

I used to moan about bikes in the house before I became a cycle nutter myself.....

damage36

Bassjunkieuk wrote:

damage36 wrote:

From spandexman.com



I hear you can get this with a chamois. Perfect!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

I think Batman could do with a larger size suit.......

http://spandexman.com/superherounitardsp2.html

Now some of these would certainly get you noticed on your bike, much better then the matching red devil kit sported by some other people.......

Word.

attica

Dupllicate post - so that's how you do it!

attica

damage36 wrote:

Word.

And that word is Floccinoccinihilipilification

Actually, there's a lot of floccinoccinihilipilification goes on around here.

I feel like Manny in Black Books "swallowed the OED"

Kieran_Burns

Attica wrote:

damage36 wrote:

Word.

And that word is Floccinoccinihilipilification

Actually, there's a lot of floccinoccinihilipilification goes on around here.

I feel like Manny in Black Books "swallowed the OED"

Oh, do shut up you horrible little man.

Surf-Matt

damage36 wrote:

From spandexman.com



I hear you can get this with a chamois. Perfect!

Oi! Give me my post back You nicked it!

attica

Kieran_Burns wrote:

Attica wrote:

damage36 wrote:

Word.

And that word is Floccinoccinihilipilification

Actually, there's a lot of floccinoccinihilipilification goes on around here.

I feel like Manny in Black Books "swallowed the OED"

Oh, do shut up you horrible little man.

Pah! This thread is pathetic. ;);)

Kieran_Burns

Mine was better.... you seem have delusions of adequacy



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are we being overly careful with these (lest we offend?) 8)

attica

Kieran_Burns wrote:

delusions of adequacy

I love that phrase, Mark and Lard's I think.

The use of all these smileys is such a waste of time and effort...

Kieran_Burns

I've actually just realised that Damage36 is in fact a Vogon.

This is a worrying development. Can Vogons cycle?

This is the evidence:

Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!



You see?



We have a Cycling Vogon in our midst.




Well you lot wanted off topic... beat that :P

attica

Chri$t, is that Vogon or some of Don_don's lurve poetry to LiT.

Your post should be removed to make way fpr a hyperspace bypass.

linsen

Black Books

Legendary

attica

Just had a look at Gladys...

...erm, nice floor.

linsen

Thanks.

It cost £99 in 1994.

always_tyred

linsen wrote:

Thanks.

It cost £99 in 1994.

You were had.

attica

You must mean Gladys now, that floor was probably £99/sqm

linsen

you may mock but that trusty steed has transported me safely around the place for 13 years.

Obviously now I have a couple of bikes too I can see the difference....

damage36

Kieran_Burns wrote:

I've actually just realised that Damage36 is in fact a Vogon.

This is a worrying development. Can Vogons cycle?

This is the evidence:

Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!



You see?



We have a Cycling Vogon in our midst.




Well you lot wanted off topic... beat that :P

WTF is a Vogon you old man?

damage36

I figure enough winks can remedy any post, no matter how offensive.

damage36

Ouble Double. Woops

damage36

Waaait. Its from hitchhikers guide. Now I'm just plain uncool.

Sh*t.

linsen

Attica wrote:

You must mean Gladys now, that floor was probably £99/sqm

dunno, came with the house (slightly more than £99/sqm I think)

attica

damage36 wrote:

Waaait. Its from hitchhikers guide. Now I'm just plain uncool.

Sh*t.

This my friends, is why you should always look after your towel

Kieran_Burns

damage36 wrote:

Waaait. Its from hitchhikers guide. Now I'm just plain uncool.

Sh*t.

You didn't get the reference?

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.


You're so uncool, I'm surprised your bum doesn't fall off


Oh, and as to the to make things less offensive, the better way to do it is to precede every insult with "with the greatest respect"

As in: With the greatest respect I think you are a complete ars*hole" 8)