Slogans on your cycle clothing - suggestions
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My cycle club had a bunch of t-shirts printed depicting a skeleton slumped over the handlebars of a bike, with the slogan 'Cycling can only help slimming and weight control only as part of a calorie controlled diet'. I'll post a pic here when I can find a moment.
Other suggestions:
Don't you wish your boyfriend was fit like me?
Yes I do own the road.
You just pay rent.
Cyclist can fit into tight holes
but prefer wide openings.To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.0 -
Have I found the perfect SCR team jersey - complete with free cap
http://www.elevengear.us/poseur.html
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chapeau!Pain is only weakness leaving the body0
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cheers peeps made me laugh
"GET A BIKE YOU FAT C**T"
is the winner 4 me0 -
marksteven wrote:cheers peeps made me laugh
"GET A BIKE YOU FAT C**T"
is the winner 4 me
+1 for me - that was quality
On a more personal note Mr TC, how about
"My other bike's a Ribble" ??[1]Ribble winter special
[2] Trek 5200 old style carbon
[3] Frankensteins hybrid FCN 80 -
DiggingDeeper wrote:marksteven wrote:cheers peeps made me laugh
"GET A BIKE YOU FAT C**T"
is the winner 4 me
+1 for me - that was quality
Thank you. I'm here all week...- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
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Reviving this one (and apologies if you thought it was dead):
"WARNING: Rider is red/green colour blind"
"More pious than a Prius"
"I take the cobbled roads" - one for the laydeez, perhaps? As in the old joke about the nuns? Perhaps I'll get my coat. :oops:Never be tempted to race against a Barclays Cycle Hire bike. If you do, there are only two outcomes. Of these, by far the better is that you now have the scalp of a Boris Bike.0 -
How about
"DILLIGAF"+++++++++++++++++++++
we are the proud, the few, Descendents.
Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.0 -
Okay - who is the necro-poster today?Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:Okay - who is the necro-poster today?
T'was I+++++++++++++++++++++
we are the proud, the few, Descendents.
Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.0 -
Kieran_Burns wrote:Okay - who is the necro-poster today?
a whatThe doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now0 -
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This thread died peacefully in it's sleep back in February.Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...0
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ahh ok
Right back to itThe doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now0 -
"I farted as I overtook you!"
A jersey with that on the back would be awesome!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
I'd like one with just a target on the back. Of course, this would rely on drivers getting the irony.
Oh, and I've one-upped the POLITE hi-vis jacket idea, though I don't know if I'll have the balls to actually wear it. I may have to add some sort of disclaimer...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ex-Police-Hi-Visi ... 286.c0.m14Bike lover and part-time cyclist.0 -
How about?
"I admire no one!"
Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
I fancy "get some gears or f*ck off back to Hoxton"0