Slogans on your cycle clothing - suggestions

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  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    edited February 2009
    My cycle club had a bunch of t-shirts printed depicting a skeleton slumped over the handlebars of a bike, with the slogan 'Cycling can only help slimming and weight control only as part of a calorie controlled diet'. I'll post a pic here when I can find a moment.

    Other suggestions:

    Don't you wish your boyfriend was fit like me?

    Yes I do own the road.
    You just pay rent.

    Cyclist can fit into tight holes
    but prefer wide openings.
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • mr_hippo
    mr_hippo Posts: 1,051
    R25 Flyer wrote:
    Mr Hippo - is that Bangkok or Widnes? Can't tell from the photo
    Photo taken at home in Bangkok
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Have I found the perfect SCR team jersey - complete with free cap


    http://www.elevengear.us/poseur.html

    :twisted:
  • The Chingford Skinhead
    The Chingford Skinhead Posts: 718
    chapeau! :D
    Pain is only weakness leaving the body
  • marksteven
    marksteven Posts: 208
    cheers peeps made me laugh
    "GET A BIKE YOU FAT C**T"
    is the winner 4 me
  • DiggingDeeper
    DiggingDeeper Posts: 225
    marksteven wrote:
    cheers peeps made me laugh
    "GET A BIKE YOU FAT C**T"
    is the winner 4 me


    +1 for me - that was quality :D


    On a more personal note Mr TC, how about

    "My other bike's a Ribble" ??
    [1]Ribble winter special
    [2] Trek 5200 old style carbon
    [3] Frankensteins hybrid FCN 8
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    DiggingDeeper wrote:
    marksteven wrote:
    cheers peeps made me laugh
    "GET A BIKE YOU FAT C**T"
    is the winner 4 me


    +1 for me - that was quality :D

    Thank you. I'm here all week...
  • the_hundredth_idiot
    the_hundredth_idiot Posts: 813
    Reviving this one (and apologies if you thought it was dead):

    "WARNING: Rider is red/green colour blind"
    "More pious than a Prius"
    "I take the cobbled roads" - one for the laydeez, perhaps? As in the old joke about the nuns? Perhaps I'll get my coat. :oops:
    Never be tempted to race against a Barclays Cycle Hire bike. If you do, there are only two outcomes. Of these, by far the better is that you now have the scalp of a Boris Bike.
  • symo
    symo Posts: 1,743
    How about

    "DILLIGAF"
    +++++++++++++++++++++
    we are the proud, the few, Descendents.

    Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Okay - who is the necro-poster today?
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • symo
    symo Posts: 1,743
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Okay - who is the necro-poster today?

    T'was I
    +++++++++++++++++++++
    we are the proud, the few, Descendents.

    Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Okay - who is the necro-poster today?

    a what
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    necro-poster, someone who revives dead threads...
    Neeermad
    Carbon 456
    456 lefty
    Pompino
    White Inbred
  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    This thread died peacefully in it's sleep back in February.
    Cannondale Synapse 105, Giant Defy 3, Giant Omnium, Giant Trance X2, EMC R1.0, Ridgeback Platinum, On One Il Pompino...
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    ahh ok

    Right back to it
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    "I farted as I overtook you!"

    A jersey with that on the back would be awesome!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • AidanR
    AidanR Posts: 1,142
    I'd like one with just a target on the back. Of course, this would rely on drivers getting the irony.

    Oh, and I've one-upped the POLITE hi-vis jacket idea, though I don't know if I'll have the balls to actually wear it. I may have to add some sort of disclaimer...

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ex-Police-Hi-Visi ... 286.c0.m14
    Bike lover and part-time cyclist.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    How about?

    "I admire no one!"


    :D
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • georgee
    georgee Posts: 537
    I fancy "get some gears or f*ck off back to Hoxton"

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