Slogans on your cycle clothing - suggestions

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  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    Or castrated :shock:
  • harris266
    harris266 Posts: 2
    edited February 2009
    " Where we're going we don't need roads" :lol:
  • harris266
    harris266 Posts: 2
    :?: "Single Track Mind"
  • sarajoy
    sarajoy Posts: 1,675
    I fancy something like this - I have a sizeable bum :D
    pjun159l.jpg

    Think it might get me some more space, too?
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    How about:

    "get a bike you fat c**t"

    :oops:
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    jashburnham wrote:
    How about:

    "get a bike you fat c**t"

    :oops:

    Fantastic idea - I'd love to walk through the playground with that on when I arrive to work..... :lol:
    Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
  • sarajoy
    sarajoy Posts: 1,675
    So, I had a fit of creativity this evening.. Did anyone mention smiley faces earlier in this thread?

    I was just adjusting the size of my hi-vis vest, and the off-cut reflective bits were big enough to do something with :D

    smileyvest0.jpg

    smileyvest1.jpg
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  • rb1956
    rb1956 Posts: 134
    Brilliant!!!

    Literally...
  • phil s
    phil s Posts: 1,128
    Metropolitan Police Cycling Club
    -- Dirk Hofman Motorhomes --
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    On The MTB Jersey

    Your wife is this Dirty
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • symo
    symo Posts: 1,743
    The "My other bike is your wife" is my favourite so far.
    +++++++++++++++++++++
    we are the proud, the few, Descendents.

    Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.
  • woodyonthebeach
    woodyonthebeach Posts: 583
    Its not the dark you should be afraid of...........
    The doctor said I needed to start drinking more whiskey. Also, I’m calling myself ‘the doctor’ now
  • velorazzi
    velorazzi Posts: 40
    My cog's bigger than yours

    36 nipples and proud... (depending on number of spokes, of course).

    My other bike's exactly the same.

    erm, or something.
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    How about:

    "Driving over me may cause minor damage to your vehicle"

    or

    "Killing me may invalidate your no claims bonus"

    These may be quite persuasive. I really don't think that drivers consider these dreadful consequences.
  • symo
    symo Posts: 1,743
    Fitter by bike
    +++++++++++++++++++++
    we are the proud, the few, Descendents.

    Panama - finally putting a nail in the economic theory of the trickle down effect.
  • addicted to Langbar
    addicted to Langbar Posts: 124
    MTFU
  • mr_hippo
    mr_hippo Posts: 1,051
    sarajoy wrote:
    I fancy something like this - I have a sizeable bum :D
    pjun159l.jpg

    Think it might get me some more space, too?
    You mean something like this:-
    hipwl.jpg
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    I don't remember putting my "before" picture online......
  • girv73
    girv73 Posts: 842
    Always Tyred wrote:
    I don't remember putting my "before" picture online......

    That's because you didn't - mr_hippo took that this morning while you thought he was in the shower.
    Today is a good day to ride
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    girv73 wrote:
    Always Tyred wrote:
    I don't remember putting my "before" picture online......

    That's because you didn't - mr_hippo took that this morning while you thought he was in the shower.
    My HR monitor doesn't seem to work all that well.

    Why do you think that is?
  • girv73
    girv73 Posts: 842
    Always Tyred wrote:
    My HR monitor doesn't seem to work all that well.

    Why do you think that is?

    Well I couldn't be sure, but perhaps some kind of interference with the signals is to blame?
    Today is a good day to ride
  • mr_hippo
    mr_hippo Posts: 1,051
    The cyclist in the photo is Mr Hippo!
  • girv73
    girv73 Posts: 842
    I feel sorry for the saddle.
    Today is a good day to ride
  • mr_hippo
    mr_hippo Posts: 1,051
    girv73 wrote:
    I feel sorry for the saddle.
    Why? Still comfortable after 10,000s of miles!
  • girv73
    girv73 Posts: 842
    Are you sure? Did you ask it if it's comfortable?
    Today is a good day to ride
  • R25 Flyer
    R25 Flyer Posts: 47
    Mr Hippo - is that Bangkok or Widnes? Can't tell from the photo
    R25

    Ridgeback R25 - 1% bike
  • blakef111
    blakef111 Posts: 374
    The difference between you an me, your grease is on your food, MY grease is on my bike... and your wife
  • jairaj
    jairaj Posts: 3,009
    sorry if its been posted already (i haven't read all 6 pages yet):

    " NORMALLY I DRIVE A PORSCHE ...
    BUT TODAY IM IN A RUSH ! "

    :D
  • blakef111
    blakef111 Posts: 374
    "If your kids like bikes guess who's they are?"
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    This:

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    Coming soon to a courier bag near my back...

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