Slogans on your cycle clothing - suggestions

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  • chaley
    chaley Posts: 100
    Stuck behind a bus?
    SHAME

    50 MILES PER PINT

    and one for all the RLJs,
    I ONLY STOP FOR BLUE LIGHTS

    I saw this one to day,
    (a pic of a bike0
    ( a pic of a shoe)
    (a pic of a horse)
    I'M ON A LOW CAR DIET!



    Chaley
    2009 langster

    Blasphemy is the only victimless crime
  • merlie
    merlie Posts: 276
    what red light ?
    chaley wrote:
    Stuck behind a bus?
    SHAME

    50 MILES PER PINT

    and one for all the RLJs,
    I ONLY STOP FOR BLUE LIGHTS

    I saw this one to day,
    (a pic of a bike0
    ( a pic of a shoe)
    (a pic of a horse)
    I'M ON A LOW CAR DIET!



    Chaley
    09 Rockhopper Comp
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/9150062@N05/3371548932/

    road bike
    http://s451.photobucket.com/albums/qq23 ... 042625.jpg
  • ademort
    ademort Posts: 1,924
    ''FRAGILE ITEM INSIDE''
    PLEASE
    PASS WITH CARE.
    Think it says enough really. Greetings Ademort
    ademort
    Chinarello, record and Mavic Cosmic Sl
    Gazelle Vuelta , veloce
    Giant Defy 4
    Mirage Columbus SL
    Batavus Ventura
  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
    Going back a bit......

    The reflective Skeleton id a Foska "Bones"



    Brilliant piece of Kit. I use the Bones at night

    bones_thumb.jpg

    and the "Crash Test dummy" during daylight:


    test_dummy_jacket_thumb.jpg
    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
  • dirk_van_gently
    dirk_van_gently Posts: 826
    Sorry, didn't recognise you,
    Obviously you're the person who owns the road!
    If you see the candle as flame, the meal is already cooked.
    Photography, Google Earth, Route 30
  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    I quite like Snook's "1/2 the wheels, twice the fun" slogan :-)

    I'd often thought of something like:
    "<Wheels
    >Speed"

    Although the speed difference is negated by heading out of a built up area......

    T-Shirt with your FCN on is a good idea, although that would break the cardinal rule of admitting you are playing! I remember a while back someone on the SCR thread posted up someone's modified cycle jacket that displayed your speed on the back!
    Maybe we could get them printed on bag covers (like the Hump covers) so those who choose to where a backpack can still join in the slogan fun!
    Who's the daddy?
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  • salsarider79
    salsarider79 Posts: 828
    I have "1 Gear, 1 Speed!" written on the top tube of my singlespeed...I want that on my top.
    jedster wrote:
    Just off to contemplate my own mortality and inevitable descent into decrepedness.
    FCN 3 or 4 on road depending on clothing
    FCN 8 off road because I'm too old to go racing around.
  • girv73
    girv73 Posts: 842
    I like my sig line - it's cycley and nerdy all in one :)
      Today is a good day to ride

    Off the top of my head:
      Four wheels bad, two wheels good. Happy in there? I'm not even trying.

    I like the idea of these printed on backpack covers :)
    Today is a good day to ride
  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    Thought of this one on the way in this morning:

    "I have a black belt in filtering"

    of course filtering could be changed to "cutting up cars" but I thought that sounded to aggressive!

    Also one that came from another thread in reply to a comment I made about "the force"

    "Cyclist: Jedi Knights of the road"
    Who's the daddy?
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  • Mithras
    Mithras Posts: 428
    speedy641 wrote:
    There was a thread a little while ago about someone getting high viz vests printed with 'POLITE' on the back...very similar but significantly different to the ones the boys in blue wear...don't know if you can buy them , or if he had any grief from the rozzers over them...

    I like this one, and speaking as a Rozzer I would have no problem with someone wearing one.

    Howabout "NOT a Crash Test Dummy" slogan
    I can afford to talk softly!....................I carry a big stick!
  • girv73
    girv73 Posts: 842
    Speed camera symbol, maybe with the words:

    SMILE
    <pic>
    YOU'RE ON
    HELMET CAM
    Today is a good day to ride
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    salsarider79 wrote:
    I have "1 Gear, 1 Speed!" written on the top tube of my singlespeed...I want that on my top.

    I have: "Your 4WD makes you look fat"

    Kinda like that one...
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    What about a sign on a hi-viz that is in the style of those blue labels that plod have on their jackets that says:

    POLITE
    cyclist

    you'll get plenty of room then, :twisted:
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    speedy641 wrote:
    There was a thread a little while ago about someone getting high viz vests printed with 'POLITE' on the back...very similar but significantly different to the ones the boys in blue wear...don't know if you can buy them , or if he had any grief from the rozzers over them...

    Bollc&s, didn't see this one before I posted...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I would like mine to read
    If you can read this you are to close
    p.s. i'm doing your wife ! :lol:
  • fury21
    fury21 Posts: 71
    some of the 'POLITE' gear here
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    T-Shirt with your FCN on is a good idea, although that would break the cardinal rule of admitting you are playing!
    "It's not a race" was my suggestion for getting around that problem ;)
    itsnotarace.org - SCR Rules & FCN Calculator
  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    jacks2ts wrote:
    I would like mine to read
    If you can read this you are to close
    p.s. i'm doing your wife ! :lol:

    HEHE, very similiar to this one:

    "My other bike is your wife"
    Who's the daddy?
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    Giant SCR 3.0 - FCN 5
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    fury21 wrote:
    some of the 'POLITE' gear here
    Bassjunkieuk wrote:
    T-Shirt with your FCN on is a good idea, although that would break the cardinal rule of admitting you are playing!
    "It's not a race" was my suggestion for getting around that problem ;)

    What I'm thinking of is something more subtle - a jersey in the style of a police hi-vis like this http://www.lancashire.police.uk/uploads/pics/high_vis_jacket_resized.jpg but with POLITE not police on it
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Brixtonbiker
    Brixtonbiker Posts: 100
    I would like a digital display on a jacket or jearsy, like a cab price meter on my back, It would count up how much money per mile i am saving while riding. P*ss off people in cars and taxis

    I have seen tee shirts with displays like this on the front so i am sure one can be made.

    http://www.flashwear.com/online_store/f ... ue_487.cfm
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    YOU DON'T PAY ROAD TAX EITHER
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  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    "This way up" (with an up arrow, obviously)
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    I saw a fellow walking down the paltform at Reading train station wearing a white t-shirt with C**T emblazoned across the front and back in six inch high capital red letters. The ** were replaced by UN. It certainly made a statement.
  • el_presidente
    el_presidente Posts: 1,963
    Gussio wrote:
    I saw a fellow walking down the paltform at Reading train station wearing a white t-shirt with C**T emblazoned across the front and back in six inch high capital red letters. The ** were replaced by UN. It certainly made a statement.

    yes I heard Kitson still lives in the town
    <a>road</a>
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    el_presidente wrote:
    Gussio wrote:
    I saw a fellow walking down the paltform at Reading train station wearing a white t-shirt with C**T emblazoned across the front and back in six inch high capital red letters. The ** were replaced by UN. It certainly made a statement.

    yes I heard Kitson still lives in the town

    Nah. He is eating oatcakes in Staffordshire with his mate Sonko. Pulis is on the case to make sure that it stays that way http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/stoke_city/7667961.stm
  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    ......I
    2946474881_4cb3a4478a_o.gifLost_in_Thought

    :wink::wink:
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    don_don wrote:
    ......I
    2946474881_4cb3a4478a_o.gifLost_in_Thought

    :wink::wink:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • ince
    ince Posts: 289
    Your Wife Wishes you were as fit as me.

    .... you can always change Wife to, Husband, Girlfriend etc :lol:
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    don_don wrote:
    ......I
    2946474881_4cb3a4478a_o.gifLost_in_Thought

    :wink::wink:

    I think you're in danger of becoming somewhat typecast, don_don :roll:
    My Focus / My Bob Jackson
    Blog (incl. bikes)
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    biondino wrote:
    I think you're in danger of becoming somewhat typecast, don_don :roll:

    Probably also in danger of receiving a restraining order....
  • always_tyred
    always_tyred Posts: 4,965
    biondino wrote:
    don_don wrote:
    ......I
    2946474881_4cb3a4478a_o.gifLost_in_Thought

    :wink::wink:

    I think you're in danger of becoming somewhat typecast, don_don :roll:

    Or outcast.

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