Revenge Fantasies

On the back of some of the posts in reply to Greg66s incident this morning, here's a bit of fun to lighten a grey day.
Tell us all about the little daydreams you have after a nasty event. Do you dream you had a gun (ohh crikey...really?), or that you could reach into the car pull out their keys and throw them into the river (a la Jashburnham) or simply give them a polite talking to whilst they hang their head in shame and start crying (aahh bless).
Come on, what would you really like to do?
Tell us all about the little daydreams you have after a nasty event. Do you dream you had a gun (ohh crikey...really?), or that you could reach into the car pull out their keys and throw them into the river (a la Jashburnham) or simply give them a polite talking to whilst they hang their head in shame and start crying (aahh bless).
Come on, what would you really like to do?
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Oooooh fun!
Where my place in Essex is it's all clay soil and flint... I entertained the idea for a long time of finding a big sharp piece of flint, attaching it to my bike or puttin git in a saddle bag and using it to stick holes/scratches in vehicles who I felt wronged me - coming too close etc.
Then in my daydreams I'd put it down to them colliding with me...
Also chariot-style wheel spikes make from bmx wheel pegs, a cattle prod to zap scooter/motorbike riders who cut me up, crampons on my cycling shoes to kick vehicles too close to me and cause more damage (pre-SPDs I used to kick vehicles overtaking too close), oooh i could go on all day!! :twisted:
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this is an oft re-occuring fantasy of when some dip-stick cuts me up. Right next to the gear levers an extra button.... Mounted to the outside of the handlebar is a mini heat-seeking missile that disappears up the exhaust pipe of said idiot and FOOM!
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2012 Felt F65X
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No more car engine, on board computer, radio, air-con, power steering. Car stopped and dead in the middle of the road.
tee hee
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Until I can get a bike with a frikkin' laser beam, that is.
Wow, chill out man, peace and all that yeah!
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Man I love this idea. Of course I'd have to shield my phone and cycle computer somehow. I must admit that I did once snap someone's wing mirror off. To be fair he had repeatedly nudged my back wheel so fully deserved it. On the downside his sudden loss of a mirror must have done nothing to make his driving safer. In my defence though I was in an exceedingly foul mood and he fully deserved it. I've never done anything else like that since.
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This could work :twisted:
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
I like the idea of a waterbottle filled with dot5 fluid, that'll take the paint off nicely.
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Shhhhh you said you wouldn't repeat that part of my daydream
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My revenge fantasies seldom involve me doing things - too scared of comeback - but inevitably the offender ends up having some kind of accident or personal loss, always due to their own stupidity or arrogance.
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I also LOVE the EMP idea... I wonder if you could make it directional so as not to fry your own kit...
It seems from google that they are possibly in use by the armed forces, and maybe even DIY-buildable....
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA :twisted:
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Of course it would wrong. Which doesn't mean it wouldn't be extremely satisfying.
But I wouldn't do it... though I would be tempted to find the driver somehow and have a word with them.
Fixed FCN: 6
If we are talking fantasy, how about a burning rag in the petrol tank....?
Good thing we've got someone on here to make sure we don't get carried away with our vengeful thoughts...
Anyhow. EMP gun?
Any physicists?
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
or the holes from a hole punch... teeheehee!
Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
Fixed FCN: 6
Some a*sehole cuts you up and later they get the censored scared out of them...
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White Inbred
Didn't some guy on here do that to a mate, they slammed down and broke the windscreen...
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I think that's a brilliant one so long as the windscreen doesn't break.
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