Do all road riders blow goats?

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    pigman wrote:
    just joined ... what a larf. Don't keep it up tho' - i've got work to do here!

    re the guy from amsterdam, who went on about calorific content - he might just know the facts. Remember chickenboy rides for a dutch squad and was doing well on it until last nite. Is it a legal substance, or might that be what was in the alleged racing shoes?

    Yes, roadies blow goats - MTBers blow each other.

    Mmm interesting screen name there Pigman. a famous MTBer's nick name is Pigman.
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  • pigman
    pigman Posts: 76
    nicklouse wrote:
    Mmm interesting screen name there Pigman. a famous MTBer's nick name is Pigman.

    no connection i'm afraid. Neither famous, nor MTBer. tried mtbing and found bike/clothes cleaning too much hassle and the constant confrontation with walkers etc, being awkward/asking whether you should be there etc., even though we kept to byways and bridleways only. I just wanna go out and enjoy myself and leave the confrontation at work.

    the name comes from the fact that I used to collect piggy things - ornaments, books, posters etc. Packed it in now - these days our kids collect enough crap of their own.
  • Mark Alexander
    Mark Alexander Posts: 2,277
    Red Lemon wrote:
    Big Red S wrote:
    Probably the same reason roadies think they're better than MtBers, mac users think they're better than windows users,
    :D

    there's a realy good explanation for this. Us mac users and roadies are simply more enlightened than everyone else. :P
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  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    What happens if you're a MTB'er and Roadie in equal measure? Should I hate myself or maybe I need to take up cyclo-cross? Suggestions welcome......polite ones please.

    PS You don't actually see many goats around do you?
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Red Lemon
    Red Lemon Posts: 3,433
    pigman wrote:
    Yes, roadies blow goats - MTBers blow each other.
    It sounds like you're saying gayness is worse than beastiality. Sounds a bit homophobic, perhaps you're a repressed homo. Anyway, considering the female MTB population is growing steadily, I'm quite happy with that situation....


    pigman wrote:
    the name comes from the fact that I used to collect piggy things - ornaments, books, posters etc.
    You must have been beaten up a lot.
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  • Tourist Tony
    Tourist Tony Posts: 8,628
    Yes, but is it worse than gay bestiality?
    If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick
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  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    You may discuss the merits of 'bestiality' vs homosexuality but aren't you forgetting to mention rape! I'm pretty sure the Goat said no (as much as Goats can).

    Equal rights for Goats.!
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Tourist Tony
    Tourist Tony Posts: 8,628
    You mean it was just teasing?
    If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick
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  • Yorkshireman
    Yorkshireman Posts: 999
    Not so much teasing as acting the goat.
    Colin N.


    Lincolnshire is mostly flat... but the wind is mostly in your face!
  • Tourist Tony
    Tourist Tony Posts: 8,628
    Unless it was really just horny
    If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick
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  • TheNomad
    TheNomad Posts: 45
    Red Lemon wrote:
    Mac user, scientist and MTBer here. I'm definitely the champion :D

    BWAHHHHHHH Mac user!!!!! BWWAAAAHHHHH. Macs are for those who are not intelligent enough to use a PC. Can only mnage one mouse button before getting confused, and they also fall for paying for FREE software that would run on ANY PC, then end up buying a glorified PC in a white case, paying almost double the price for the 'priveledge'.
    You know why they put handles on the iMacs & the G5's? It was so you could throw them further when you realised that you could have bought 2 very reliable & secure PC's for less money!!! :lol::lol::lol: :twisted:
  • redrobbo
    redrobbo Posts: 727
    Can I join in? I do have an anorak I could wear..
  • Mark Alexander
    Mark Alexander Posts: 2,277
    In wales it's sheep
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  • Mikey Mouse
    Mikey Mouse Posts: 49
    I bet it's mikes favorite hobby. :?
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