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Do all road riders blow goats?

mike1-2mike1-2 Posts: 456
edited August 2007 in Campaign
I mean, you know, it's what I've heard....
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  • overmarsovermars Posts: 430
    Peace O fat tired one!
    :D

    I'm a roadie and have nothing against mtbers.
  • EurostarEurostar Posts: 1,806
    I would if I was fast enough to catch one.
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  • ashbyalienashbyalien Posts: 609
    nah, but a lot ride mtb
  • SJSJ Posts: 2,871
    Give it up Mike, it would appear that the rude and moody C+'ers have moved on and the people who are left are (mostly) ok! :D
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • EurostarEurostar Posts: 1,806
    I resent being labelled as merely 'OK'. Typically offhand MTBer txtspeak which shows an immature lack of respect for others. I demand an argument. I mean, an apology.

    This forum hasn't been the same since Eddy Merckx retired.
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  • SJSJ Posts: 2,871
    Eurostar wrote:
    I resent being labelled as merely 'OK'. Typically offhand MTBer txtspeak which shows an immature lack of respect for others. I demand an argument. I mean, an apology.

    This forum hasn't been the same since Eddy Merckx retired.

    Come here and I'll slap you :wink:
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • Steve AustinSteve Austin Posts: 1,803
    looks like the MBUKidders have taken the soapbox

    well the ones that haven't left the forum :lol:
  • EurostarEurostar Posts: 1,806
    Would that be a beatch slap or a happy slap?

    What this forum needs is a separate category for slap-related queries. There aren't nearly enough categories. If admin had any real knowledge of cycling they would have added a slap category from day one.

    What we really need is a Which Slap? forum. Why should I have to mix with people who have no respect for slapping?
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  • jibijibi Posts: 857
    It has been a little slow around here lately

    But is seems things are picking up again.

    I wish I was OK,

    george
  • EurostarEurostar Posts: 1,806
    Why aren't you OK George?
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  • jibijibi Posts: 857
    Just waiting for a better class of wit and repartee.

    Banter, we need more banter

    Here's one for you


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    george
  • SJSJ Posts: 2,871
    Eurostar wrote:
    Would that be a beatch slap or a happy slap?

    What this forum needs is a separate category for slap-related queries. There aren't nearly enough categories. If admin had any real knowledge of cycling they would have added a slap category from day one.

    What we really need is a Which Slap? forum. Why should I have to mix with people who have no respect for slapping?

    Probably a happy slap, maybe more of a cheeky slap!

    You're right, there's definitely not enough categories here! It needs at least another ten!
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • Red LemonRed Lemon Posts: 3,433
    Eurostar wrote:
    I resent being labelled as merely 'OK'. Typically offhand MTBer txtspeak which shows an immature lack of respect for others. I demand an argument. I mean, an apology.
    Is this guy for real?
  • TSawyerTSawyer Posts: 721
    To be fair, hes a roadie.
  • nirveousnirveous Posts: 79
    I'm sure there are lots of carbohydrates in goat semen.
  • Big Red SBig Red S Posts: 26,890
    *points out the MBUK road ride*
  • jimmythecuckoojimmythecuckoo Posts: 4,559
    SJ wrote:
    Give it up Mike, it would appear that the rude and moody C+'ers have moved on and the people who are left are (mostly) ok! :D

    I agree with the lady!!!!. All of the old TT'ists with beards have moved to discwheelchat.net (or something), let's look forward instead of back.
  • MattMatt Posts: 5,288
    nirveous wrote:
    I'm sure there are lots of carbohydrates in goat semen.

    This is true, goat censored contains the most energy per gram than any other kind of semen.
  • jimmythecuckoojimmythecuckoo Posts: 4,559
    Matt wrote:
    nirveous wrote:
    I'm sure there are lots of carbohydrates in goat semen.

    This is true, goat censored contains the most energy per gram than any other kind of semen.

    how the hell do you know that?


    :lol:
  • overmarsovermars Posts: 430
    I have nothing to say. Just digging my cool avatar. Waaahey!!
    :twisted: 8)

    Do carry on.
  • Big Red SBig Red S Posts: 26,890
    Matt wrote:
    nirveous wrote:
    I'm sure there are lots of carbohydrates in goat semen.

    This is true, goat censored contains the most energy per gram than any other kind of semen.

    how the hell do you know that?

    He lives in Amsterdam...
  • MattMatt Posts: 5,288
    Matt wrote:
    nirveous wrote:
    I'm sure there are lots of carbohydrates in goat semen.

    This is true, goat censored contains the most energy per gram than any other kind of semen.

    how the hell do you know that?


    :lol:

    Animal Blowers Monthly recently did a group test. :)
  • YorkshiremanYorkshireman Posts: 999
    I agree with the lady!!!!. All of the old TT'ists with beards have moved to discwheelchat.net (or something), let's look forward instead of back.

    You sure about that ... really certain ... all gone :wink::) .
    Colin N.


    Lincolnshire is mostly flat... but the wind is mostly in your face!
  • campagchriscampagchris Posts: 773
    Haven't seen many goats on the road,but theres quite a few off road :roll:
  • PeyotePeyote Posts: 2,189
    Matt wrote:
    nirveous wrote:
    I'm sure there are lots of carbohydrates in goat semen.

    This is true, goat censored contains the most energy per gram than any other kind of semen.

    Actually, having a safari park next door and access to a lab complete with bomb calorimeter I have to correct you here. Goat semen does have a remarkably high calorific content, however it is eclipsed quite considerably by walrus semen. Interestingly though, Matt is correct in that the carbohydrate level of goat semen is higher than that of the walrus, by virtue of walrus semen having particularly elevated levels of fats (hence the higher calorific content) rather than the sugars and starches of the goat.

    Fascinating stuff I'm sure you'll agree!

    God, I'm bored at work today...
  • Red LemonRed Lemon Posts: 3,433
    I'm curious as to how you got the semen to ignite in the bomb calorimeter. I'd never imagined it being flammable.
  • PeyotePeyote Posts: 2,189
    Red Lemon wrote:
    I'm curious as to how you got the semen to ignite in the bomb calorimeter. I'd never imagined it being flammable.

    Sorry, I should've specified. I was dealing with dehydrated samples.
  • Red LemonRed Lemon Posts: 3,433
    Please tell me the work was published :D
  • PeyotePeyote Posts: 2,189
    Red Lemon wrote:
    Please tell me the work was published :D

    If the truth be told, I'm having a bit of difficulty finding a suitable journal. It's also taking quite while to peel apart my field notes...

    :wink:
  • SJSJ Posts: 2,871
    Peyote wrote:
    Red Lemon wrote:
    Please tell me the work was published :D

    If the truth be told, I'm having a bit of difficulty finding a suitable journal. It's also taking quite while to peel apart my field notes...

    :wink:

    Ewww... :shock:
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
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